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Who's responsible for Epstein's fate?

The Clinton's have obviously suicided him like so many others!
4 (19%)
Trump has maga'd him to death!
2 (9.5%)
I believe the official story that it's just a suicide.  I also believe that bedsheets melt at 900 degrees.
3 (14.3%)
He's not dead.  The body was a fake and this was an elaborate escape.
4 (19%)
Epstein used his powers as a pedophile indigo child to ascend to space like L Ron Hubbard.
8 (38.1%)

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Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories

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Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories
« on: August 10, 2019, 06:52:10 AM »
« Last Edit: August 13, 2019, 10:16:57 AM by Crouton »
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2019, 06:55:53 AM »
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/10/financier-jeffrey-epstein-commits-suicide-in-jail-1456256

Down goes epstein.

Hope this doesnt kill the investigation.

Seems strangely convenient.

Not that I'm suspicious.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2019, 07:06:34 AM »
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/10/financier-jeffrey-epstein-commits-suicide-in-jail-1456256

Down goes epstein.

Hope this doesnt kill the investigation.

Did he suicide himself twice in the back of the head?
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2019, 07:17:31 AM »
He was on suicide watch and still managed to hang himself.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2019, 07:49:35 AM »
Of course that happened.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2019, 08:13:20 AM »
It could be a hit.  Not denying that.  If there's any situation that would compel it then it's this one.

But I think a guy that's smart enough to scam his way to becoming a billionaire and running an international sex slave ring is also smart enough to kill himself in prison.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2019, 08:18:55 AM »
When they really think someone might commit suicide in jail they put them in a cell without anything. No clothes, no blankets, etc. It wouldn't surprise me if they took him off suicide watch, and let it happen.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2019, 08:36:42 AM »
Yeah it could be guards that just didn't like him.  Child rapists don't do well in prison.  I hear they really haven't thoroughly investigated this yet though so we'll see.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2019, 08:45:18 AM »
Good news-one less scumbag in the world

Bad news-makes it harder to catch the other scumbags
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2019, 09:15:36 AM »
When they really think someone might commit suicide in jail they put them in a cell without anything. No clothes, no blankets, etc. It wouldn't surprise me if they took him off suicide watch, and let it happen.
I read somewhere that they took him off suicide watch, can't confirm it. It's not very easy to have fun in prison even if not on suicide watch though.

Very convenient.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2019, 09:59:38 AM »
Ha
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2019, 10:15:11 AM »
You're aware he associates with powerful people from both sides right?
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2019, 10:16:46 AM »
I'm actually wondering why Hillary is the target/murderer when Bill is the one who was chummy.  Bill could go down, but I'm pretty sure Hillary wouldn't.  Ssoooo.... Why would she do something and not Bill?

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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2019, 10:17:28 AM »
You're aware he associates with powerful people from both sides right?

Yes, and if see any memes I'll post those also ;
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2019, 10:33:03 AM »
This is all I can find so far
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2019, 10:44:29 AM »
Everywhere I lurk on the internet people are suddenly conspiracy theorists! IT'S GLORIOUS.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2019, 10:45:57 AM »
Does anyone even care about this dude... Good riddance, less tax dollars for me.

I hope Hillary had something to do with this so I can finally say something nice about her
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2019, 10:49:33 AM »
No, but without him alive there is the risk that all the other criminals who worked with him will get away with it now. All the wealthy men who used the young women he trafficked can breathe easy.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2019, 11:09:33 AM »
Does anyone even care about this dude... Good riddance, less tax dollars for me.

I hope Hillary had something to do with this so I can finally say something nice about her
Him dying before trial only helped the people he was complicit with and could name.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2019, 07:45:45 PM »
No, but without him alive there is the risk that all the other criminals who worked with him will get away with it now. All the wealthy men who used the young women he trafficked can breathe easy.

Wow, the conspiracy mill is in overdrive. 

The fact that they unsealed the court documents just 24 hours before he was found dead.   Seems to support the straight forward suicide theory.   

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/new-details-in-unsealed-jeffrey-epstein-documents

So the cat was already out of the bag. 

So, the truth is probably that he was a scumbag who couldn't face the music when he was finally exposed. 

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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2019, 08:41:46 PM »
Yeah I'm not a huge believer in conspiracies. But I'm keeping an open mind on this.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2019, 03:06:26 AM »
No, but without him alive there is the risk that all the other criminals who worked with him will get away with it now. All the wealthy men who used the young women he trafficked can breathe easy.

Wow, the conspiracy mill is in overdrive. 

The fact that they unsealed the court documents just 24 hours before he was found dead.   Seems to support the straight forward suicide theory.   

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/08/new-details-in-unsealed-jeffrey-epstein-documents

So the cat was already out of the bag. 

So, the truth is probably that he was a scumbag who couldn't face the music when he was finally exposed.
The cat wasn't out of the bag. If the only further light that could be set on the case was the court documents, then the cat was never in the bag in the first place. These court documents weren't even directly related to Epstein's case. The "cat" was him potentially snitching information we didn't know. But it seems like the dude very conveniently managed to kill himself even though he had already tried (so supposedly he should be on suicide watch) in the supposedly high security prison where El Chapo and the 93' WTC terrorists were also held. It's hard enough to have fun in prison, let alone if you are in a pretty highs security one and suspected of attempting to have fun. Someone at the very least ignored him doing it, this is wayyyy too convenient.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #22 on: August 13, 2019, 10:02:39 AM »
We should have started an Epstein thread, but since we didn't and there's probably not much more that's going to come of it.. Buzzfeed posted an article stating that the details of Epstein's death were posted on 4chan before the media posted anything about it https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janelytvynenko/fdny-investigating-jeffrey-epstein-4chan-post

If anyone wants a thread dedicated to Epstein, tell me and I'll go through this thread and split it out. MAYBE, shit that could be a pain in the ass. lol
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Re: Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories
« Reply #23 on: August 13, 2019, 10:18:27 AM »
Done. 

To be clear I was trying to avert a possible flamewar.  But this is a worthy topic of its own thread.
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Re: Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories
« Reply #24 on: August 13, 2019, 10:21:09 AM »


A new podcast.  Some of the people are from Chapo Trap House.  I don't know how serious these people are.  But there are a bizarre amount of really weird details about Epstein.  This was released before his suicide.
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Re: Re: Why do you support donald trump
« Reply #25 on: August 13, 2019, 10:25:41 AM »
We should have started an Epstein thread, but since we didn't and there's probably not much more that's going to come of it.. Buzzfeed posted an article stating that the details of Epstein's death were posted on 4chan before the media posted anything about it https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/janelytvynenko/fdny-investigating-jeffrey-epstein-4chan-post

If anyone wants a thread dedicated to Epstein, tell me and I'll go through this thread and split it out. MAYBE, shit that could be a pain in the ass. lol
What is "hanging, cardiac arrest" supposed to mean?

Aaanyways in all likelihood that's just one of the myriads of people who made random guesses. Though there is probably something going on with Epstein's death, I'm pretty sure the frogs don't know about it.
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Re: Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories
« Reply #26 on: August 13, 2019, 10:27:25 AM »
Now if some of these accusers start mysteriously disappearing/dying, then I might start thinking conspiracy.
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Re: Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories
« Reply #27 on: August 13, 2019, 10:37:28 AM »


A new podcast.  Some of the people are from Chapo Trap House.  I don't know how serious these people are.  But there are a bizarre amount of really weird details about Epstein.  This was released before his suicide.
CTH are mostly for comedy but they don't usually peddle nonsense. I don't listen to their podcast a lot but I know they're not nuts. I'm gonna watch this later.
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Re: Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories
« Reply #28 on: August 13, 2019, 10:48:24 AM »
Done. 

To be clear I was trying to avert a possible flamewar.  But this is a worthy topic of its own thread.

Oh, I know. I was thinking about starting an Epstein thread back when Miami Herald started exposing him, but I didn't and then more stuff started coming out, then he committed suicide, etc. lol
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Re: Jeffrey Epstein conspiracy theories
« Reply #29 on: August 13, 2019, 10:53:29 AM »
Also check out some Bob Fitrakis guy who may or may not be a conspiracy theorist but spoke about Epstein and Wexler long before the first investigation started.
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