VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread

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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #30 on: August 06, 2019, 01:44:46 PM »
Oh, well fuck me sideways, there's a freaking computer shop. I'm taking my stick over there.

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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #31 on: August 06, 2019, 01:49:31 PM »

As poor little Bastard can't consume the meat, Jura squeezes the meat until she has a bowl of blood and offers it that.
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

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« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2019, 01:51:56 PM »
Oh, well fuck me sideways, there's a freaking computer shop. I'm taking my stick over there.
Taking a deep breath, and trying to ignore the pitied looks you get from the other denizens of Planaterra, you bravely stride into those unhallowed halls. It is dim, and you shudder as your efforts to feel your way down the wall cause something to click, a small switch thrown and illuminating rows of strange, unholy devices.
Some are already set up. You approach, being sure that nothing catches you off-guard. There is a small hole in the side of the magic box that appears a perfect fit for the stick you possess.

As poor little Bastard can't consume the meat, Jura squeezes the meat until she has a bowl of blood and offers it that.
Bastard laps at the few drops of blood. He seems pleased, but no stronger.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2019, 01:56:08 PM »

Jura cleans its wounds and then takes a trip to the library to see if there is a book about bringing up and healing a hound of hell.
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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2019, 02:03:03 PM »
I put the magic stick in the hole!

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« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2019, 02:03:21 PM »

Jura cleans its wounds and then takes a trip to the library to see if there is a book about bringing up and healing a hound of hell.
You search among the books on animal care, and soon find a book that details the many breeds of canine. You were correct; it is indeed an example of canis infernalis, or hellhound in common parlance, creatures that may claw their way out of hell in places where great evil is concentrated, though they will be weakened after doing so. No doubt it was the presence of a vampire that brought it to this place.
They are known to loathe all human life, save those humans they feel they can manipulate to do their will. As for healing, there is a mention of a book on herbal remedies for unusual breds of dog in the book's bibliography, but it currently appears to be checked out. You might be able to work on a cure if you could find it.

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« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2019, 02:06:55 PM »
I put the magic stick in the hole!

It clicks in with ease. Summoned by mysterious means, images appear on the glowing box. Tentatively you guide a small pointer to agree to display... something. You hope you have not just endangered your soul.
There are several documents now accessible to you. You click the first; it seems that this arcane device once belonged to a journalist, one who travelled through Planaterra while compiling accounts of the history of the region. There are many accounts of local myths, both of your village and those nearby. The one that catches your eye is the tale of Samuel Michaelson, supposedly an ancient vampire slain not far from where Planaterra stands.
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« Reply #37 on: August 06, 2019, 02:13:36 PM »

Ahh, who's a lovely ickle wickle hellhound then.

Jura drops Bastard onto the cobbles, stamps her foot down on his head and chops it with the sword.
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« Reply #38 on: August 06, 2019, 02:18:48 PM »
I'd like to read the story of Samuel Michaelson

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« Reply #39 on: August 06, 2019, 02:24:10 PM »

Ahh, who's a lovely ickle wickle hellhound then.

Jura drops Bastard onto the cobbles, stamps her foot down on his head and chops it with the sword.
Bastard gives a last yowl, blood scorching the cobbles as its body dissolves to ash.

I'd like to read the story of Samuel Michaelson
Once there was a vampire called Samuel Michaelson. He got killed.
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« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2019, 02:29:51 PM »

I loved that dog.

Jura, takes a spade and goes to look at the names on the grave stones, for some reason she is looking for names with the initials SM.

Shouldn't we nominate someone for the Vamp slayer to interogate?
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« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2019, 02:33:22 PM »
YOU GUYS. I just read the coolest story about this vampire!

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« Reply #42 on: August 06, 2019, 02:34:32 PM »

I loved that dog.

Jura, takes a spade and goes to look at the names on the grave stones, for some reason she is looking for names with the initials SM.

Shouldn't we nominate someone for the Vamp slayer to interogate?

Bom Tishop?

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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #43 on: August 06, 2019, 02:35:38 PM »
Shouldn't we nominate someone for the Vamp slayer to interogate?
Yes. You should.


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Jura, takes a spade and goes to look at the names on the grave stones, for some reason she is looking for names with the initials SM.
You find a grave with the same 'Samuel Michaelson' etched in huge letters. There are no flowers, and plants seem to wither away and die above it. It is on the edge of the Church grounds, but still on consecrated soil; once a crucifix stood on the grave, but it was chipped away by the last vampiric visitor to Planaterra.
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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #44 on: August 06, 2019, 02:44:22 PM »

Jura sighed, it was just turning into one of those nights, she stuck her sword into the ground and desecrated yet another grave, digging down whilst whistling a happy tune.

[I nominate Bom Tishop for interrogation]
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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #45 on: August 06, 2019, 03:04:59 PM »
[Bom Tishop must be checked out]. I suspect he is masquerading as someone his not, but I can't quite place my finger on exactly who.

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« Reply #46 on: August 06, 2019, 03:17:00 PM »
[I also vote for Bom Tishop]

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« Reply #47 on: August 06, 2019, 03:19:42 PM »
I explore the graveyard.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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« Reply #48 on: August 06, 2019, 03:22:17 PM »
I'm headed over to the church. I'd like to investigate it.

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« Reply #49 on: August 06, 2019, 03:24:00 PM »
[Investigate Bom Tishop]

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Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #50 on: August 06, 2019, 03:26:45 PM »
I think I figured it out. I haven't tried turning my computer upside down yet to confirm, but I believe if I were to do so, it would prove once and for all that this Bom Tishop character is really this man:



That is, of course, the one and only Abraham Van Helsing, here to save the day!

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« Reply #51 on: August 06, 2019, 04:02:13 PM »
Jura sighed, it was just turning into one of those nights, she stuck her sword into the ground and desecrated yet another grave, digging down whilst whistling a happy tune.
It takes a great deal of time and work to shift the dirt, but eventually you find a heavy, sturdy-looking wooden coffin. It is thick, too much to pull out of the ground, and certainly not one that it's possible to open. It was very much designed to avoid that, it seems, though for the life of you, you're not sure whether it was meant to keep people out or keep the body of Samuel Michaelson in.

I explore the graveyard.
There are rows upon rows of graves, too many to memorise. There are also a couple of people digging up corpses. You move on rather quickly.

I'm headed over to the church. I'd like to investigate it.
You bump into SCG who appears to be frozen in place. You follow her gaze; there are several rows of pews, tapestries depicting various biblical scenes, and at the far end an altar in a state of disrepair, with the crucifix that had once been atop it lying in broken pieces over scratched floor.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #52 on: August 06, 2019, 04:07:17 PM »
Oh I'm investigating the pews. HI SCG. *waves hands in front of her eyes* Are you mesmerized by vampiric powers??

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« Reply #53 on: August 06, 2019, 04:07:49 PM »
I'm going inside to check out the scratches around the alter.

Also, yeah [check out Bom Tishop]
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #54 on: August 06, 2019, 04:10:50 PM »
OH I'm also checking for trap doors in the floor and behind the tapestries.

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« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2019, 04:23:58 PM »
I'm going inside to check out the scratches around the alter.
You peer closely, and see that the altar does not seem to be completely fixed into the ground. Curiously, you push on it; with a tremendous effort the stone block shifts to the side, scraping along the floor.
There is a small, spiralling staircase down, but it is overgrown with thick brambles and weeds. You reach down, and feel them sting your hand; hastily you snatch your hand back. So far, it seems impassable.

OH I'm also checking for trap doors in the floor and behind the tapestries.
It seems to be no more than an ordinary church. Although behind one tapestry you do see, etched high up, the words 'Kilroy Was Here.'
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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #56 on: August 06, 2019, 04:29:16 PM »
Is it 1943 and I somehow passed out for the DeLorean ride?

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« Reply #57 on: August 06, 2019, 04:30:14 PM »
I ask those digging up graves for hedge clippers.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: VAMPIRES/Werepenguin XVI - Game Thread
« Reply #58 on: August 06, 2019, 04:32:37 PM »
Why is everyone after bom tishop??

Don't make me tell my alter ego....


There is so much to read geez.

So this book I found, does that mean there is more than one library Jane?

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« Reply #59 on: August 06, 2019, 04:35:54 PM »
I don't know what bom tishop did thats so objectionable but when in rome...

[Full cavity search of bom tishop]
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