Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?

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Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?
« on: August 03, 2019, 01:22:35 PM »
Simple question. Go.

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Lorddave

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Re: Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2019, 02:09:58 PM »
He'd suck at that too.
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Re: Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2019, 02:11:16 PM »
No, because quark was actually very intelligent and had alot of good advice in many areas.
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Re: Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2019, 02:59:28 PM »
No, because quark was actually very intelligent and had alot of good advice in many areas.

Quark is not a typical ferengi.  He's good at black market deals.  Plus bartender.
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Re: Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2019, 03:13:20 PM »
TNG Ferengi? Yes.
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Re: Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2019, 04:20:09 PM »
Ferengi have rules.
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Re: Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2019, 09:51:25 AM »
They have the rules of acquisition, yes. But they break them at any whim. Trump claims to have rules as well - which again he contradicts and breaks when it suits him (usually for profit.)

Though, is he profitable enough to be a Ferengi?

Perhaps this thread might be more interesting on a forum with more Trumpers ;).

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Re: Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2019, 10:52:28 AM »
No.  He would not.  The Ferengi are businessmen.  Trump is a reality TV star.
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Re: Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2019, 10:55:12 AM »
No.  He would not.  The Ferengi are businessmen.  Trump is a reality TV star.

And he's YOUR president ;)
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Re: Would Trump Make A Good Ferengi?
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2019, 04:30:03 PM »
Trump is a buffoon. The Ferengi are far to sharp to compare to Trump.

They share the same values such as profit, lack of ethical standards and misogyny but that's about it. If Trump were a Ferengi, he'd be a very poor one. Certainly wouldn't own his own moon like Quarks cousin Gaila!


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