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Storming Area 51

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wise

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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #30 on: July 17, 2019, 06:03:51 AM »
Quote from: Crouton on July 17, 2019, 05:53:54 AM
Quote from: wise on July 17, 2019, 05:37:43 AM
to protect our president, at least three more members must go. Americans who do not go are traitors, net.

Does it count if I'm there but as an employee?

Sure member or moderator. I'm sending aziel for help. maybe they'il meet dave, who knows. I hope the aliens won't catch him. because a ghost can only been catched by an alien. Anyways I'm going to pray to send the Aziel, and I am doing it right now. I am praying people there success and your staying alive. I sent him about 16:20 Turkish time. This means my prays are with our mother and people who act with her, or try to act with her, or try to achieve the oppocy back the land.
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wise

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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #31 on: July 17, 2019, 11:35:45 AM »
20 september?
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Quote from: EarthIsRotund on April 02, 2024, 08:12:35 PM
Come on bro, just admit that the the earth isn't a sphere, you won't even be wrong
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #32 on: July 17, 2019, 02:09:19 PM »
I've been practicing my Naruto run.
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I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #33 on: July 17, 2019, 05:30:29 PM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 17, 2019, 02:09:19 PM
I've been practicing my Naruto run.

You on 7/20:

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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #34 on: July 17, 2019, 06:00:45 PM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 17, 2019, 02:09:19 PM
I've been practicing my Naruto run.
Can you outrun an MP5 round yet?
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #35 on: July 17, 2019, 06:23:05 PM »
I can't even outrun my chihuahua yet.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #36 on: July 17, 2019, 11:23:30 PM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 17, 2019, 06:23:05 PM
I can't even outrun my chihuahua yet.
Well just get up to speed so that you can outrun your chihuahua and the security forces might shoot it giving an extra few seconds of life.

It's sort of like not having to outrun the enraged mumma bear just your hunting partner.

I've got a better idea. Just leave the Roswell section of Area 51 to the UFOlogists - you can just try outrunning these:
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #37 on: July 17, 2019, 11:30:19 PM »
Quote from: rabinoz on July 17, 2019, 11:23:30 PM
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 17, 2019, 06:23:05 PM
I can't even outrun my chihuahua yet.
Well just get up to speed so that you can outrun your chihuahua and the security forces might shoot it giving an extra few seconds of life.

It's sort of like not having to outrun the enraged mumma bear just your hunting partner.

I've got a better idea. Just leave the Roswell section of Area 51 to the UFOlogists - you can just try outrunning these:




Or carry several chihuahua's and drop them behind you as you runaway.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #38 on: July 18, 2019, 12:42:41 AM »

I do like the idea of chihuahua chaff
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #39 on: July 18, 2019, 12:57:40 AM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 17, 2019, 06:23:05 PM
I can't even outrun my chihuahua yet.

You should to do more practise.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #40 on: July 18, 2019, 07:17:07 AM »
Maybe I should take some alligators with me. 
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #41 on: July 18, 2019, 07:32:31 AM »
I can't stop hearing this in my head every time I see the thread title

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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #42 on: July 18, 2019, 10:03:55 AM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 18, 2019, 07:17:07 AM
Maybe I should take some alligators with me.
Feed them toilet meth first, like the big TN gator problems.
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markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #43 on: July 18, 2019, 10:33:25 AM »
OMG, I saw that on the news!

When I took the trash out earlier there was a snake in the road, it was just a corn snake, but maybe I could give it some meth.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #44 on: July 18, 2019, 10:49:42 AM »
Why you aren't giving every wild animal you encounter meth is beyond me.
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markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #45 on: July 18, 2019, 10:50:29 AM »
I'm going to put some in a bowl, I bet the raccoons will love it.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2019, 06:10:59 AM »
If I had the opportunity I would surely go. I have called back Aziel until September 20th. I will try to be there. But even if I will can not go, I'll surely be there somewhere at there.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2019, 04:19:08 PM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 18, 2019, 10:50:29 AM
I'm going to put some in a bowl, I bet the raccoons will love it.

In my city the raccoons are huge, like medium sized dogs. They are fearless, not even remotely startled by the likes of humans, canines, felines, what have you. If Meth got into their food supply it would make a zombie apocalypse look like child’s play. Those trash pandas would take over the world.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2019, 04:34:42 PM »
Earlier today I read an article about cloned ticks exsanguinating cows in North Carolina. WE'RE DOOMED.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2019, 05:00:46 PM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 19, 2019, 04:34:42 PM
Earlier today I read an article about cloned ticks exsanguinating cows in North Carolina. WE'RE DOOMED.

Had to look up 'exsanguinating'. Yes, WE ARE DOOMED!
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2019, 05:14:43 PM »
We need to break into Area 51 to escape the killer ticks.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2019, 06:32:00 PM »
Ok, just in case you guys haven't thought this all the way through, are you actually wanting to go underground? I don't think what you'd find would be all that enlivening...
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2019, 06:50:07 PM »
Cause thats the consensus, isn't it, that it's an undergound base?
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2019, 08:36:58 PM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 19, 2019, 04:34:42 PM
Earlier today I read an article about cloned ticks exsanguinating cows in North Carolina. WE'RE DOOMED.
Cloned ticks sucking all the blood out of a cow? How many ticks did it take?
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markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #54 on: July 19, 2019, 10:10:40 PM »
Quote from: DuckDodgers on July 19, 2019, 08:36:58 PM
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 19, 2019, 04:34:42 PM
Earlier today I read an article about cloned ticks exsanguinating cows in North Carolina. WE'RE DOOMED.
Cloned ticks sucking all the blood out of a cow? How many ticks did it take?

Probably just one if it was fed Meth too.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #55 on: July 20, 2019, 02:26:09 AM »
Quote from: DuckDodgers on July 19, 2019, 08:36:58 PM
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 19, 2019, 04:34:42 PM
Earlier today I read an article about cloned ticks exsanguinating cows in North Carolina. WE'RE DOOMED.
Cloned ticks sucking all the blood out of a cow? How many ticks did it take?

It was a government program. Ask the Illuminati.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #56 on: July 20, 2019, 06:48:41 AM »
Quote from: DuckDodgers on July 19, 2019, 08:36:58 PM
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 19, 2019, 04:34:42 PM
Earlier today I read an article about cloned ticks exsanguinating cows in North Carolina. WE'RE DOOMED.
Cloned ticks sucking all the blood out of a cow? How many ticks did it take?

I don't know, but apparently the ticks are all clones of the mother tick, so they don't even need to mate. One tick can create a couple thousand clones.  IT'S A NIGHTMARE TICK.
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #57 on: July 20, 2019, 06:58:13 AM »
There is an investigation right now to find out if ticks were being researched for use as a biological weapon: https://www.cnn.com/2019/07/17/politics/lyme-disease-amendment-investigation/index.html

Maybe the clone ticks are what "they" moved onto after the Lyme disease ticks got out into the wild. And maybe they are making the next version of the terrible tick at Area 51.
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #58 on: July 20, 2019, 07:18:00 AM »
WE MUST FIND OUT!
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Quote from: Thork on November 27, 2012, 12:25:43 PM
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Re: Storming Area 51
« Reply #59 on: July 20, 2019, 07:15:44 PM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on July 20, 2019, 07:18:00 AM
WE MUST FIND OUT!

When you get back from storming Area 51, this monster tick thing should be the next order of business you tackle.
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