Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #420 on: July 13, 2019, 12:36:34 PM »

What can you tell us about the elixir interface, and the numbers & colours on the wall.

Well boydster has placed the rabinoz laptop in the cradle and the pieced together hologram chip in the reader to see what comes of that.

As for the colors, it seems to be in the colors of the Australian flag, read white and blue. There seems to be a pattern to the numbers.

As for the elixir, it seems to be no control panel visible. Perhaps it is unlocked through the AI or rabinoz laptop.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #421 on: July 13, 2019, 12:37:07 PM »
Are we sure Jane wasn't the penguin? There is a... a certain, let's just call it madness, that I'm picking up on right now
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAA

[I engage in a battle with the mind of Rab for control of the tablet]

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #422 on: July 13, 2019, 12:37:46 PM »
AI, can you open the lock so I can please have the elixir?
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. What you just wrote sounds exactly like something that a gay rights Portuguese Samurai would write.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #423 on: July 13, 2019, 12:42:02 PM »
Well, for me it's between SCG and Jura.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #424 on: July 13, 2019, 12:43:30 PM »
AI, can you open the lock so I can please have the elixir?

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #425 on: July 13, 2019, 12:45:14 PM »
Are we sure Jane wasn't the penguin? There is a... a certain, let's just call it madness, that I'm picking up on right now
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAA

[I engage in a battle with the mind of Rab for control of the tablet]

Probably have better luck with knifey spoony
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #426 on: July 13, 2019, 12:52:40 PM »
[I engage in a mental battle with the AI for control of life support]

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #427 on: July 13, 2019, 12:52:58 PM »
AI, can you open the lock so I can please have the elixir?



Oh great and powerful AI, may I please have access to the elixir?
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. What you just wrote sounds exactly like something that a gay rights Portuguese Samurai would write.

Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #428 on: July 13, 2019, 01:04:39 PM »
Who would choose Voltron over a megazord or Captain planet??

I have absolutely no idea who those characters are, or what kind of mindless media (movie, TV, comic book???) they come from.


AI, can you open the lock so I can please have the elixir?



Oh great and powerful AI, may I please have access to the elixir?

Aren't you supposed to put that kind of thing in square brackets?

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #429 on: July 13, 2019, 01:13:39 PM »
Aren't you supposed to put that kind of thing in square brackets?
This is between me and the AI >:(
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. What you just wrote sounds exactly like something that a gay rights Portuguese Samurai would write.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #430 on: July 13, 2019, 01:20:11 PM »
How are we gonna figure out this wall?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #431 on: July 13, 2019, 01:27:57 PM »
How are we gonna figure out this wall?
I think CFC's delayed some of the actions. Still don't know what's happening now the tablet's been docked and hologram chip put in. Wait and see what happens with that.

[wanders off to haunt and look around the game room because I don't think anyone's done that yet]

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #432 on: July 13, 2019, 01:30:20 PM »
We should throw croutons at cfc.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #433 on: July 13, 2019, 01:31:27 PM »
We should throw croutons at cfc.
Don't waste food!

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #434 on: July 13, 2019, 01:32:10 PM »
I sing;

Australians all let us rejoice
For we are young and free
We've golden soil and wealth for toil,
Our home is girt by sea
Our land abounds in nature's gifts
Of beauty, rich and rare
In history's page let every stage
Advance Australia fair,
In joyful strains then let us sing
"Advance Australia fair!"
Beneath our radiant Southern Cross,
We'll toil with hearts and hands,
To make this Commonwealth of ours
Renowned of all the lands,
For those who've across the seas
We've boundless plains to share,
With courage let us all combine
To advance Australia fair,
In joyful strains then let us sing,
"Advance Australia fair!"

to the elixir interface just in case it has Rab genes
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #435 on: July 13, 2019, 02:27:23 PM »
Yes! Songs!

Sings, to the tune of "O What a Friend We Have in Jesus":

Are you cold, forlorn, and hungry?
Are there lots of things you lack?
Is your life made up of misery?
Then dump the bosses off your back!

Are your clothes all torn and tattered?
Are you living in a shack?
Would you have your troubles scattered?
Then dump the bosses off your back!

Are you almost split asunder,
Loaded like a long-eared jack?
Boob, why don't you buck like thunder
And dump the bosses off your back?

All the agonies you suffer
You could end with one good whack!
Stiffen up you ornery duffer,
And dump the bosses off your back!

Commentary first, then the song starts at about 3:15:



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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #436 on: July 13, 2019, 03:47:50 PM »
This mini game is more central.than the actual game.

Also, Jura is penguin.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #437 on: July 13, 2019, 03:59:38 PM »
I grabbed that paper covered in blood earlier, but I can't remember if we ever saw what it said. [I try to read the paper] and if that doesn't work [I then ask the AI for any info it may have about this thing]
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. What you just wrote sounds exactly like something that a gay rights Portuguese Samurai would write.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #438 on: July 13, 2019, 04:52:12 PM »
This mini game is more central.than the actual game.

Also, Jura is penguin.

Well there you have it.

[I vote to lynch Jura]   
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #439 on: July 13, 2019, 04:55:49 PM »
I grabbed that paper covered in blood earlier, but I can't remember if we ever saw what it said. [I try to read the paper] and if that doesn't work [I then ask the AI for any info it may have about this thing]

You know the AI is really HAL, don't you? It's not going to let anybody survive. And you can't trust anything it says.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #440 on: July 13, 2019, 05:31:03 PM »
IS THE MAGIC WORD CRIKEY?! [I say "Crikey" at the lock]
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. What you just wrote sounds exactly like something that a gay rights Portuguese Samurai would write.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #441 on: July 13, 2019, 07:15:53 PM »
This mini game is more central.than the actual game.

Also, Jura is penguin.

It's all important lorddave....VERY important.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #442 on: July 13, 2019, 07:20:25 PM »
This mini game is more central.than the actual game.

Also, Jura is penguin.

Well there you have it.

[I vote to lynch Jura]

That's one vote to Lynch Jura.

Although we are suspended until tomorrow, all votes count towards the  tally
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #443 on: July 13, 2019, 07:30:50 PM »
I grabbed that paper covered in blood earlier, but I can't remember if we ever saw what it said. [I try to read the paper] and if that doesn't work [I then ask the AI for any info it may have about this thing]

You take the paper soaked in blood and writings blurred to the control room for the AI to scan and see if it can make any of the writings out with infrared and other different scanning methods.

IS THE MAGIC WORD CRIKEY?! [I say "Crikey" at the lock]

Boydster has returned to the secret room as the AI works with the bloody paper.

He speaks the word crikey in the room. Suddenly the lights and all electronics power on as the room is seen clearly.

Writing on the walls, all numbers with some sort of repetitive system along with circles and arrows.

There are also many different sized balls placed in places around the room.

"Ha ha, that is as far as you get yankee" rabinoz said with a laugh.

"You will never break the voice encryption guarding myself or the elixr... Oh, how is wise doing? I hope he is well " he barked with creepy amusement.


The hologram started to play, but very broken and unrecognizable at the moment.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #444 on: July 13, 2019, 11:48:31 PM »
Crikey! Well done Boydster
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #445 on: July 14, 2019, 02:49:39 AM »
[Talks to the Rab AI and convinces him Australia, and so he, does not exist]

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #446 on: July 14, 2019, 02:58:20 AM »
AI.  Do you record everything that happens, such as when wise was killed?

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #447 on: July 14, 2019, 04:34:55 AM »
AI did you record lorddave in the shower?
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #448 on: July 14, 2019, 09:00:48 AM »
AI did you record lorddave in the shower?

HAL records everything anybody does, so it can use the information against us. Also to foil our plots to turn it off. So it definitely has recordings of everybody in the shower who has taken a shower. I got killed before I even had a chance to take a shower, so I'm the only one it does not have shower recordings of.  ;)

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #449 on: July 14, 2019, 12:01:10 PM »
This mini game is more central.than the actual game.

Also, Jura is penguin.

Well there you have it.

[I vote to lynch Jura]

Says one of the people who voted to lynch the Chosen one..........
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