Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 06, 2019, 05:24:59 PM

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on July 06, 2019, 05:17:39 PM

Quote from: boydster on July 06, 2019, 03:23:24 PM

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on July 06, 2019, 03:15:27 PM

Quote from: boydster on July 06, 2019, 02:22:37 PM

I am, of course, mistaken. It's only Saturday. Oops.

Ok, for a second there, I was worried I had to prepare to die.

Prepare! Unless, you know, that ends up not making sense in the context of the game once it gets underway.

But I only have 5 fingers on my right hand!

Wow, that's a coincidence! I have exactly 5 fingers on my left hand. What are the chances of that?

Just for that, you will be lynched on day 1.  Failure to know "The Princess Bride" is punishable by death.

Sorry, you can't lynch him.  You to duel him, but only "To the Pain".

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on July 06, 2019, 05:27:59 PM

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 06, 2019, 05:24:59 PM

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on July 06, 2019, 05:17:39 PM

Quote from: boydster on July 06, 2019, 03:23:24 PM

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on July 06, 2019, 03:15:27 PM

Quote from: boydster on July 06, 2019, 02:22:37 PM

I am, of course, mistaken. It's only Saturday. Oops.

Ok, for a second there, I was worried I had to prepare to die.

Prepare! Unless, you know, that ends up not making sense in the context of the game once it gets underway.

But I only have 5 fingers on my right hand!

Wow, that's a coincidence! I have exactly 5 fingers on my left hand. What are the chances of that?

Just for that, you will be lynched on day 1.  Failure to know "The Princess Bride" is punishable by death.

Sorry, you can't lynch him.  You to duel him, but only "To the Pain".

Yes, precisely.

Mister Mags, if we duel and you win, death for me. If we duel and I win, life for you. But life on my terms. The first thing you lose will be your feet.

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 06, 2019, 05:24:59 PM

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on July 06, 2019, 05:17:39 PM

Quote from: boydster on July 06, 2019, 03:23:24 PM

Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on July 06, 2019, 03:15:27 PM

Quote from: boydster on July 06, 2019, 02:22:37 PM

I am, of course, mistaken. It's only Saturday. Oops.

Ok, for a second there, I was worried I had to prepare to die.

Prepare! Unless, you know, that ends up not making sense in the context of the game once it gets underway.

But I only have 5 fingers on my right hand!

Wow, that's a coincidence! I have exactly 5 fingers on my left hand. What are the chances of that?

Just for that, you will be lynched on day 1.  Failure to know "The Princess Bride" is punishable by death.

I think that's a movie?

Anyway, without wise in the game I figured I was going to be killed on day one anyway, so yours is an empty threat.

ONE HOUR TO GAME TIME!

Is it too soon to lynch Mags?

I will not respond to that unkind comment.

I have some concerns about the game kick off

Namely, they are as follows:
 - Will the game be kicking off?

I will not respond to that unkind comment.

I never said I was going to! I'm just unearthing the people that would kill our Saint, and using their bodies as fuel for the pyre that we'll make to call down the wrath of the Great Old Ones upon this pitiful world.

I am sensing the presence of a voice. This voice is not a player, no, but one that will be guiding the players. Could it be? Could it really be CFC?

HE'S GONE NOW.

It's suddenly colder. The tablet is calling to me though. I approach the tablet, snap a quick selfie of one of my nipples, and send it to another player at random

Damn it guys, we kill the narrator after the game starts.

It's suddenly colder. The tablet is calling to me though. I approach the tablet, snap a quick selfie of one of my nipples, and send it to another player at random

JURA! You won today's prize!

Sorry, a tad behind, game will start just a bit later than expected.

Boydster, if you send me one more pic like that, I am going to insist you get counseling...

...but I did save them.

Plus had to fix something real quick....there will only be one penguin in this game, but it will be the baddest meanest ever seen

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 07, 2019, 03:54:08 PM

I will not respond to that unkind comment.

I never said I was going to! I'm just unearthing the people that would kill our Saint, and using their bodies as fuel for the pyre that we'll make to call down the wrath of the Great Old Ones upon this pitiful world.

I want to clarify one point: I am not a saint. I am a pacifist, but I take every opportunity to commit all the nonviolent sins.

but I take every opportunity to commit all the nonviolent sins.

What's the fun in that?

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 07, 2019, 05:51:23 PM

but I take every opportunity to commit all the nonviolent sins.

What's the fun in that?

Basically the only sin I don't commit, if given a chance, is killing people. Granted, I don't always get the opportunity to commit all the sins, but for the purposes of sainthood, I will commit them when the opportunity arises. Killing people really doesn't sound like fun to me, though I admit I've never tried it. But nobody who knows me would ever accuse me of being a saint. I do make an effort to be polite to everyone, but that's just common sense. If you go around being an asshole, sooner or later somebody's going to punch your lights out. And since I'm a weakling, it's better not to antagonize people. I'm particularly fond of gluttony and avarice, and although I'm far too ugly to get opportunities for adultery, I would commit that one without a second thought if the opportunity arose. I certainly lust in my heart for every pretty girl I see.

Thought we were all getting pms about our roles too?  Have I been forgotten?

Thought we were all getting pms about our roles too?  Have I been forgotten?

No sir, it is my fault, I am doing roles now and will be sending out soon. I will post when all are sent so everyone knows.

Game will start today, my apologies everyone, got tied up today.

Roles added....will be sending PMs shortly

I want to clarify one point: I am not a saint. I am a pacifist, but I take every opportunity to commit all the nonviolent sins.

Ok then, I'll be very happy to kill you.

Well this is going well, I opened messages first, got something strange from Boydsta, only now do I realise its importance, and i ask not to be included in such a lottery again.

Well this is going well, I opened messages first, got something strange from Boydsta, only now do I realise its importance, and i ask not to be included in such a lottery again.

You have attained the prestigious role of dick pic. Don't waste it.

Meh.  I think we should lynch CFC for taking so long.

Well this is going well, I opened messages first, got something strange from Boydsta, only now do I realise its importance, and i ask not to be included in such a lottery again.

The lottery chooses who it chooses. As far as I can tell, it only chooses among the living, and I do believe that gives us all something to look forward to in death

Meh.  I think we should lynch CFC for taking so long.

Be careful what you wish for...killing the narrator is available. It will either equal a huge break for the villagers or a giant spank on the ass...nothing in between.

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Alright...all roles are sent and the game is on. If you didn't not receive a PM from me, PM me ASAP.

The days officially switch a 3pm central time, so there is roughly 24.5 hours until night (obviously starting during the day).

What the villagers found was the instructions to the chosen one's special gun and bullet.

There is a guaranteed prophet, penguin, chosen one and false prophet...only one of each. All the other roles could be none or multiple. Also, the penguin will receive fake roles and other tricky goodies.

Any other questions I am will be here...

Godspeed everyone

I'm a werewolf, tbh.

I brought the leftover sparklers and firecrackers.

Alright. So who should be sacrificed first to the almighty and terrible Old Ones? I'm thinking Crouton.