Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread

P.S. My claim to fame is just that I've done something nobody else has ever done in exactly the same way. And it's something nobody outside a very narrow area would even care about. Which is why it's quite certain nobody here has ever heard of it, or would care about it if they had.

P.S. My claim to fame is just that I've done something nobody else has ever done in exactly the same way. And it's something nobody outside a very narrow area would even care about. Which is why it's quite certain nobody here has ever heard of it, or would care about it if they had.

Did you pioneer the "under brainstem cross stitch nernve reconnection"?
Or maybe the blink pattern of distant stars for exoplanet detection?

P.S. My claim to fame is just that I've done something nobody else has ever done in exactly the same way. And it's something nobody outside a very narrow area would even care about. Which is why it's quite certain nobody here has ever heard of it, or would care about it if they had.

Me too! I invented the upside down semicolon. It hasn't caught on yet, but that's because I'm currently in a fight with Big ASCII. They are fighting tooth and nail to keep it out of the standard.

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 09, 2019, 09:33:41 AM

P.S. My claim to fame is just that I've done something nobody else has ever done in exactly the same way. And it's something nobody outside a very narrow area would even care about. Which is why it's quite certain nobody here has ever heard of it, or would care about it if they had.

Did you pioneer the "under brainstem cross stitch nernve reconnection"?
Or maybe the blink pattern of distant stars for exoplanet detection?

Lord, no! If you can think of it, or even imagine it, it's not what I did. And nowhere near as significant as an upside-down semicolon. Guys, this isn't a guessing game. And if someone here were to guess it, I would deny it. It's not important in any way. It's just unusual enough that I could be identified through it, and your opinions of me would change. Probably not for the better. Maybe, but probably not. I'm just not quite as bland as I may seem.

Quote from: Lorddave on July 09, 2019, 10:18:00 AM

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 09, 2019, 09:33:41 AM

P.S. My claim to fame is just that I've done something nobody else has ever done in exactly the same way. And it's something nobody outside a very narrow area would even care about. Which is why it's quite certain nobody here has ever heard of it, or would care about it if they had.

Did you pioneer the "under brainstem cross stitch nernve reconnection"?
Or maybe the blink pattern of distant stars for exoplanet detection?

Lord, no! If you can think of it, or even imagine it, it's not what I did. And nowhere near as significant as an upside-down semicolon. Guys, this isn't a guessing game. And if someone here were to guess it, I would deny it. It's not important in any way. It's just unusual enough that I could be identified through it, and your opinions of me would change. Probably not for the better. Maybe, but probably not. I'm just not quite as bland as I may seem.

Oh, another serial killer then? Gotcha.

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 09, 2019, 10:41:33 AM

Quote from: Lorddave on July 09, 2019, 10:18:00 AM

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 09, 2019, 09:33:41 AM

P.S. My claim to fame is just that I've done something nobody else has ever done in exactly the same way. And it's something nobody outside a very narrow area would even care about. Which is why it's quite certain nobody here has ever heard of it, or would care about it if they had.

Did you pioneer the "under brainstem cross stitch nernve reconnection"?
Or maybe the blink pattern of distant stars for exoplanet detection?

Lord, no! If you can think of it, or even imagine it, it's not what I did. And nowhere near as significant as an upside-down semicolon. Guys, this isn't a guessing game. And if someone here were to guess it, I would deny it. It's not important in any way. It's just unusual enough that I could be identified through it, and your opinions of me would change. Probably not for the better. Maybe, but probably not. I'm just not quite as bland as I may seem.

Oh, another serial killer then? Gotcha.

Very funny. Strictly nonviolent. As I've said many times. So much so that even in a game I won't pretend to kill people, even when they called it chowdering.

Quote from: Legolas on July 09, 2019, 10:43:11 AM

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 09, 2019, 10:41:33 AM

Quote from: Lorddave on July 09, 2019, 10:18:00 AM

Quote from: magellanclavichord on July 09, 2019, 09:33:41 AM

P.S. My claim to fame is just that I've done something nobody else has ever done in exactly the same way. And it's something nobody outside a very narrow area would even care about. Which is why it's quite certain nobody here has ever heard of it, or would care about it if they had.

Did you pioneer the "under brainstem cross stitch nernve reconnection"?
Or maybe the blink pattern of distant stars for exoplanet detection?

Lord, no! If you can think of it, or even imagine it, it's not what I did. And nowhere near as significant as an upside-down semicolon. Guys, this isn't a guessing game. And if someone here were to guess it, I would deny it. It's not important in any way. It's just unusual enough that I could be identified through it, and your opinions of me would change. Probably not for the better. Maybe, but probably not. I'm just not quite as bland as I may seem.

Oh, another serial killer then? Gotcha.

Very funny. Strictly nonviolent. As I've said many times. So much so that even in a game I won't pretend to kill people, even when they called it chowdering.

It's a good cover. No one would suspect a thing. I like your style.

I like your style.

Well, that's something anyway.

Yaakov, is that you?

Did the narrator die already even without a vote? I need to know what is to my right so I can solve the puzzle!

Yo.... You need to calm down boydster... Completely out of control, that avatar is taking control.

In answer to the door in the server room. You follow the direction the door is bent, about 10 feet away you find what looks to be like a broken piece of glass. However, upon further examination you realize it is a broken hologram control chip.


Jura, the error light is on from the missing plasma pistol because it was taken when it shouldn't. You notice tool marks at the top of the door and looks to be a wire used to hot wire the open sensor.

Jane.... The room you are doing light reading and relaxing in, there is plenty of material to read in there. You will need to explore and look for something more specific.


Day is almost over....

Is there no votes to Lynch anyone? Jura wants to shoot me but he didn't put it in [ ] so didn't take it seriously.

Mags, I am here plenty, it just takes alot of time, you wouldn't know until you run a game... especially one with an interactive mini game and environment.

Be careful, I might make sure your character finds the big read button, but instead it is an eject button straight into the non existent sky.




Again...if there are any votes to Lynch anyone got an hour or forever hold your peace

Jane.... The room you are doing light reading and relaxing in, there is plenty of material to read in there. You will need to explore and look for something more specific.

Not looking for anything. Just collecting a few days worth of food and entertainment and crashing behind the lone railgun. Come and get me.

Speaking of searching, are all the living quarters locked?

CFC, could you add the clues that you reveal, to your first post, it is a bitch scrolling back through posts trying to find them, cheers.

Again...if there are any votes to Lynch anyone got an hour or forever hold your peace

Is it still day? I want to lynch someone.

Yaakov, is that you?

If this is directed at me, no, I'm not Yaakov, whoever that is. I already told you: You don't know me IRL and you've never heard of me.

Mags, I am here plenty, it just takes alot of time, you wouldn't know until you run a game... especially one with an interactive mini game and environment.

No chance of that ever happening. As clueless as I am how to play this game, I'm infinitely more clueless how to build or run one.

Back in the days when I had my Kaypro 2X and a couple of friends of mine had Radio Shack Color computers, they played a game that sounded a little like this one. It would tell them "There are three doors." Then they'd say "I go through the one on the left." And it would say "You see a crowbar, a hammer, and a monkey eating a tamale." And so on. I could never make sense out of those games. To this day I don't play computer games. I play chess against the computer (giving myself odds of the queen or I'd lose so fast it would be pointless) but I don't play what other people call computer games.

I think I'm only here because the rest of you think it's funny to have someone so completely clueless in the game. Which is fine. It's a way to pass a few minutes of the day.

Quote from: Chicken Fried Clucker on July 09, 2019, 12:48:17 PM

Again...if there are any votes to Lynch anyone got an hour or forever hold your peace

Is it still day? I want to lynch someone.

You got about 20 mins if you want to put a vote in.

CFC, could you add the clues that you reveal, to your first post, it is a bitch scrolling back through posts trying to find them, cheers.

I will try, that is tough considering everyone is everywhere doing different things.

I will probably include each person's clues individually.

Come and get me.

Are you challenging the narrator?

I think I'm only here because the rest of you think it's funny to have someone so completely clueless in the game. Which is fine. It's a way to pass a few minutes of the day.

If you are confused don't worry about the mini game.

The roles are listed in the original post at the bottom

[I vote to lynch magellanclavichord]

magellanclavichord - 1


No offense, magellanclavichord, but if you are going to do another game of not voting then you are just a liability for the villagers.

Jane...as for the doors to the living quarters, the only way to find out is to check

Quote from: Legolas on July 09, 2019, 12:56:30 PM

Come and get me.

Are you challenging the narrator?

Just anyone who wants to kill me. No one's coming here unless they want to get shot.
I peer at the railgun's mechanisms without touching anything to see if I can find a manual trigger, without moving it from where it is.

Can someone go search the living quarters to see if anyone's brought an exorbitant amount of fish, or has a round stone to stand over? I'm busy.

If you are confused don't worry about the mini game.

There's a mini game?   

Jane...as for the doors to the living quarters, the only way to find out is to check

Legolas is Jane? Okay.

[I vote to not lynch (or chowder) me.]

Can I do that? I think someone did something like that in the last game.

I search the living quarters on behalf of the elf, and also to see if I can find any wire like that used on the sensor.

[i also vote to lynch Mags] so Junker doesn't get all the kudos.

[I vote to lynch Mags]

Mags 2

OH A BANDWAGON!

[I vote to chowdah Magellan]  A person can only take so much of someone talking about themselves all the time. We are in a bunker, there is no escape.

Since CFC didn't end the day.


[I vote to de-elf Legolas]

As the AI dimmed the lights for the bunker's evening simulation mags set in the corner drawing a cartoon cat stick figure with a hat while humming Yankee doodle, Apparently oblivious to where he was or really what was happening.

Junker, Lord Dave and jura walk up behind him and tap him on the shoulder.

"We feel bad about this, but your simple presence here is a liability... I mean really, how did you even get here? Surely the penguin wouldn't be this clueless? Either case, you are either bad or need to go"

Before mags could even say a word with mouth half open junker pulled out his tablet attached to the control room and typed in a command as they all three ducked.

"Intruder alert!!" Not even a second before a flash was seen and mags body fell over lifeless with a hole dead center as steam filled the room from the AI controlled rail gun.

"Put him in the recycling system and send to the compost heap" jura said. "Maybe he will at least be useful as fertilizer for a new flower"

Mags a villager is dead

It is now night

Quote from: Chicken Fried Clucker on July 09, 2019, 01:55:57 PM

Quote from: Legolas on July 09, 2019, 12:56:30 PM

Come and get me.

Are you challenging the narrator?

Just anyone who wants to kill me. No one's coming here unless they want to get shot.
I peer at the railgun's mechanisms without touching anything to see if I can find a manual trigger, without moving it from where it is.

Can someone go search the living quarters to see if anyone's brought an exorbitant amount of fish, or has a round stone to stand over? I'm busy.

There is a manual firing bypass but it must be disconnected from the AI first.