Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #120 on: July 08, 2019, 04:25:31 PM »
I think we should lynch this legolas character.  Elves are short like penguins.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #121 on: July 08, 2019, 04:41:41 PM »
I think we should lynch this legolas character.  Elves are short like penguins.
If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #122 on: July 08, 2019, 04:54:09 PM »
Did the narrator die already even without a vote? I need to know what is to my right so I can solve the puzzle!

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #123 on: July 08, 2019, 05:27:07 PM »
Mag....you aren't the narrator my friend..

I told you I had no idea how to play this game.

Okay, I'm searching for a button that says in big red letters "DON'T PRESS THIS BUTTON" so that I can press it because when people tell you not to press buttons it's usually because it's bad for them if the button gets pressed. And because I have no idea how to solve any of the puzzles. So I might as well look for a button to press.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #124 on: July 08, 2019, 05:55:25 PM »
PRESS THE BUTTON!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #125 on: July 08, 2019, 06:18:29 PM »
PRESS THE BUTTON!

The narrator says I cannot declare there to be a button. Apparently I have to wait for him to say there's a button before I can press it. But if I'm allowed to find a button, I will press it. I'm finding this game to be even more baffling than the previous one.

I am wandering aimlessly around the bunker (having visited the kitchen and eaten a really delicious meal of brown rice and curried tofu... and I don't care what the narrator says about that: I was hungry and I fixed myself a meal) looking for a button to press.

Since I cannot figure out how to even begin trying to solve the puzzles, I'm hoping that I can benefit my fellow villagers by pressing a random button.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #126 on: July 08, 2019, 06:34:42 PM »
You can always press the buttons on your shirt.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #127 on: July 08, 2019, 06:39:02 PM »
For the record, polar bears are obviously the ultimate penguin predator. Why else would there be no penguins in the arctic?
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #128 on: July 08, 2019, 06:48:37 PM »
EXACTLY!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #129 on: July 08, 2019, 07:26:45 PM »
Spectator thread? I'm traveling so can't play with the devotion required to lynch Mag...errr, I mean engage in thoughtful gameplay, supporting my villager brethren through these unwieldy times...So where is the spectator thread so I can at least intermittently heckle as needed. Someone has to keep boydster from being the rogue pop-off that he is.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #130 on: July 08, 2019, 08:58:28 PM »
You can always press the buttons on your shirt.

I can't think of anything clever to say in response to that.  ???

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #131 on: July 08, 2019, 09:39:59 PM »
Spectator thread? I'm traveling so can't play with the devotion required to lynch Mag...errr, I mean engage in thoughtful gameplay, supporting my villager brethren through these unwieldy times...So where is the spectator thread so I can at least intermittently heckle as needed. Someone has to keep boydster from being the rogue pop-off that he is.
HEY! Pipe down. I'd slap you with a codfish if you were playing this game.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #132 on: July 08, 2019, 10:40:56 PM »
Boydstr, something rushed past me when I walked into the room.  You search for whatever is to the right, I'll examine the panel to see what it does.


*I examine the panel to see what it does and what the uncovered port is*
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #133 on: July 08, 2019, 11:01:37 PM »
Spectator thread? I'm traveling so can't play with the devotion required to lynch Mag...errr, I mean engage in thoughtful gameplay, supporting my villager brethren through these unwieldy times...So where is the spectator thread so I can at least intermittently heckle as needed. Someone has to keep boydster from being the rogue pop-off that he is.
HEY! Pipe down. I'd slap you with a codfish if you were playing this game.

Simmer down! You're codfish is no match for the rare blue Maine lobster I wield. Even the little rubber bands used to secure its pincers are all I need to snap off of your pronounced uni-brow that weakly shields the decidedly un-evolved gelatinous mass of synaptic ineptitude contained therein.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #134 on: July 08, 2019, 11:03:55 PM »
I want a map of this place.

I search though the living quarters of everyone, to unpair their socks and hide their underwear. Also to look for anything amiss.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #135 on: July 08, 2019, 11:45:11 PM »
*hours later*

WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY UNDERWEAR?
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #136 on: July 09, 2019, 02:23:52 AM »
It was Mags
Quote from: WardoggKC130FE
If Gayer doesn't remember you, you might as well do yourself a favor and become an hero.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #137 on: July 09, 2019, 06:58:05 AM »
So are we going to kill Crouton today?
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #138 on: July 09, 2019, 07:08:58 AM »

I think we go for the games-master, as things are it is pretty much stacked in favour of the penguin.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #139 on: July 09, 2019, 07:23:01 AM »
Boydstr, something rushed past me when I walked into the room.  You search for whatever is to the right, I'll examine the panel to see what it does.


*I examine the panel to see what it does and what the uncovered port is*
I feel a bit like a character in a video game, when the person operating it has walked away, leaving the joystick stuck in one position.

CFC I AM SEARCHING TO THE RIGHT FOR CLUES ABOUT WHATEVER THE CREATURE WAS. IF I YELL, CAN YOU HEAR ME BETTER?

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #140 on: July 09, 2019, 07:25:08 AM »
Spectator thread? I'm traveling so can't play with the devotion required to lynch Mag...errr, I mean engage in thoughtful gameplay, supporting my villager brethren through these unwieldy times...So where is the spectator thread so I can at least intermittently heckle as needed. Someone has to keep boydster from being the rogue pop-off that he is.
HEY! Pipe down. I'd slap you with a codfish if you were playing this game.

Simmer down! You're codfish is no match for the rare blue Maine lobster I wield. Even the little rubber bands used to secure its pincers are all I need to snap off of your pronounced uni-brow that weakly shields the decidedly un-evolved gelatinous mass of synaptic ineptitude contained therein.

That's a rare creature and you will treat it with the respect is deserves. Put it right the fuck down before we have real problems.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #141 on: July 09, 2019, 08:21:00 AM »

What is the error with the missing plasma pistol?
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #142 on: July 09, 2019, 08:25:39 AM »

As I want to fix it and shoot CFC.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #143 on: July 09, 2019, 08:37:18 AM »
I want a map of this place.

I search though the living quarters of everyone, to unpair their socks and hide their underwear. Also to look for anything amiss.

I knew a guy who always wore mismatched socks on purpose. My socks are all the same. That way when the dryer eats them I'm not left with one odd sock out. Just an odd number. And the next time the dryer eats one I'm back to even pairs.

Boydstr, something rushed past me when I walked into the room.  You search for whatever is to the right, I'll examine the panel to see what it does.


*I examine the panel to see what it does and what the uncovered port is*
I feel a bit like a character in a video game, when the person operating it has walked away, leaving the joystick stuck in one position.

CFC I AM SEARCHING TO THE RIGHT FOR CLUES ABOUT WHATEVER THE CREATURE WAS. IF I YELL, CAN YOU HEAR ME BETTER?

He's probably sleeping. I bet he'll turn up eventually. In the last game, the narrator/game-master only had to be here at the end of each day and the end of each night. Maybe CFC didn't think about the fact that for this game to work he needs to be here 24/7. Not that it matters to me. I still have no idea what's going on.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #144 on: July 09, 2019, 08:39:39 AM »


I knew a guy who always wore mismatched socks on purpose.



Mags,.....Out there on the edge.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #145 on: July 09, 2019, 08:42:35 AM »


I knew a guy who always wore mismatched socks on purpose.



Mags,.....Out there on the edge.

Yep.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #146 on: July 09, 2019, 08:45:21 AM »


I knew a guy who always wore mismatched socks on purpose.



Mags,.....Out there on the edge.

Yep.

There's stuff about me you'd never guess or even believe. Sadly, it would unambiguously reveal my real-life identity, and I don't do that on the internet, ever, for fear of crazies.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #147 on: July 09, 2019, 08:51:11 AM »


I knew a guy who always wore mismatched socks on purpose.



Mags,.....Out there on the edge.

Yep.

There's stuff about me you'd never guess or even believe. Sadly, it would unambiguously reveal my real-life identity, and I don't do that on the internet, ever, for fear of crazies.
I'm just going to assume you're Keanu Reeves.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #148 on: July 09, 2019, 08:52:20 AM »

No! It’s that fucking JCVD guy again, shitting Jesus Van-damme get over it, it’s all in your head we were never an item.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #149 on: July 09, 2019, 09:30:57 AM »


I knew a guy who always wore mismatched socks on purpose.



Mags,.....Out there on the edge.

Yep.

There's stuff about me you'd never guess or even believe. Sadly, it would unambiguously reveal my real-life identity, and I don't do that on the internet, ever, for fear of crazies.
I'm just going to assume you're Keanu Reeves.

No! It’s that fucking JCVD guy again, shitting Jesus Van-damme get over it, it’s all in your head we were never an item.

I am not an alt of anybody who's ever been on this site before, or any other FE site. And I'm nobody famous. A very few people in a very narrow field have heard of me, but the chances that anyone here has heard of my real life identity are astronomical against. I'm nobody famous or important. I've just done some stuff you'd never guess or believe if I did tell you. And none of that was important or special. Just unusual enough that the details would identify me if someone wanted to spend enough time searching.