Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread

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Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« on: July 03, 2019, 11:08:34 AM »
One year after evil Dave and the penguins were temporarily defeated, the villagers finally locked the door to their temporary underground bunker. It was a modern marvel...

bio scanning, full AI systems control, sustainable food/ air replication, plasma weapons and rail guns for defense, even a room with hologram entertainment. It was literally the future underground with the brightest villagers inside. The other villagers were asked to leave for one year as those remaining built this underground marvel to hide in before they control detonate nuclear arms above ground monitored from the inside to end the penguin threat and evil dave for once and all.

Once sealed, it can not be opened for one year from in or out. Sitting under 100 feet of soil and behind 50 feet of lead, iron and steel walls, it was a Haven of safety never seen before.

As the last door was slowly closed by a mechanical arm, wise inspected it and gave it his final seal of approval.

"Ok, all is good, lock her up... Confirm, lock" he said on his communication interface

The 100s of huge locks all came together shaking wise to the core.

He walked away mumbling to himself as he began thinking of the coming attacks at the surface, muttering numbers and places as he began his walk back to the control room.


About half way there he heard an ominous hum that sounded strangely familiar coming from one of the living quarters close by. He drew his plasma gun and walked cautiously towards the hum..

As soon as his foot crossed the threshold the humming stopped and he heard a terrible Australian accent...wise walked into the room to see a tablet sitting on the shelf, that was of odd size and looked sticky and quite frankly very dirty.

"Hi buddy, this is your friendly Australian rabinoz... Good aye mate!"

"What the fuck?!?" wise jumped "You aren't Australian, you aren't even human! By the way that is the worst accent I have ever heard!" He said as he walked to look at the screen...

Terrible, profane, disgusting things were running across the screen...he even thought he saw parts of lonegranger, a disgraced villager that was tared and feathered out of town years ago...

He aimed his gun to destroy the tablet when a force so strong wise had no control of even his eye movements grabbed his arm and set him down while removing his gun.

"Evil Da.." is all wise could muster before falling to the ground.

"Let's not get jumpy my dear friend" evil Dave said. "Do you think I wasn't preparing while y'all built this place? Come on.... I have built a hybrid penguin beast never seen before. It's power is something that cannot be measured....and guess what it is in your precious bunker among y'all... Someone you have had dinner with, shared memories with...oh, and also helped design your bio scanning system"

Evil Dave said with a laugh...

"Don't worry I "

"You call that a knife? This is a knife" Rabinoz said interrupting Evil Dave

"Shut up rab" Evil Dave barked "Anyways, I am not going to hurt you wise, don't worry, you have my word!" evil Dave said with a grin as another figure walked in the room.

Wise looked upon the figure with a smile and closed his eyes waiting for the person to blast evil Dave... silence passed... wise opened his eyes and realized the plasma cannon was faced towards him...a look of complete betrayal and sadness crossed his eyes as he realized his good friend was the super penguin the whole time right before his head was completely exploded by the plasma fire.

The AI picking up the discharge sounded the alarms and location...once villagers arrived all that was left was wise brain dust and his headless body.

"What the hell!?! Oh my God, wise!?!" The villagers exclaimed in fear and shock....

"Wait, there is something clinched in his hand...."



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The rest of the story will be revealed with the posting of the rules and roles. Everyone will get a PM no matter your role, so if you don't get one let me know privately. Killing the narrator is open, it will either mean the villagers get screwed or the penguins, this will be a coin toss. There will also be a mini game that will equal a prize for the villagers if figured out (clues will be given on where the rabinoz tablet is and how to delete the terrible program once and for all. I will release all the different rooms of the bunker with the rules and roles so you know what to explore).

The players:
crouton We all have a little crouton in us
Boydster
Jane Killed by duck by decision of group
Wise Brain exploded by penguin
Mag Villager turned to plant food
Jura
Space cowgirl
Junker imploded then exploded by penguin
Nss
Gayer
Duck Killed by Jane out for revenge
Lord Dave incubated to flames by penguin


Game will start July 8th at 6 pm central time


Roles----------

super penguin- This little bastard has it all... It can camouflage itself from the system bio scanners and even from one scan of the prophet. If scanned again it will show an accurate read. It can kill at night, however, after the first night it has one day kill it can use whenever it wishes on top of it's usual nightly kills. Even if Lynched or killed by a vigilante, it can use it's telepathy and imprint itself on the false prophet (if alive) to continue it's killing at night (the false prophet can only kill at night even if there are day kills the penguin hasn't used). The only way to kill this evil thing the first time is the chosen one, or if the false prophet has already been killed.

false prophet- This has penguin blood, but is a hybrid with a human so it will only read as a villager. The false prophet can scan people just like the prophet can (one per night), however, it is in alliance with the penguin. As said above, if alive and the penguin is killed by a vigilante or hung, it can take over for killing and will still read as a human. It also has a hidden gun with one bullet that can be used at any point day or night. However, there is a 50/50 chance of the AI picking it up and killing that person (will be flipped at random).

vigilante- This is a trigger happy villager that wants to bag a penguin so badly it could use it's hidden, one shot gun at any point on any whim. If it kills a penguin or the false prophet it will be celebrated... however, if it kills a villager, the remaining villagers will become enraged and kill the vigilante. If the vigilante does kill a baddie, it's name will not be revealed and they will become a regular villager.

The prophet- This person can scan villagers at night to see their role and alignment.

chosen one- Having found wises special made gun, this person can kill the penguin at anytime with a single shot... however, there is only one bullet. Also, if the shot hits a villager the curse of the bullet will turn on the chosen one and kill them 24 hours after the attempted shot.

scientist- This person is working with the bio scanning system to try and track the werepenguin down... If it can make it to the third night, it will get the system to give them one scan of who they choose.

bodyguard- This person can guard whoever they wish. They can take one penguin attack...if they do take such an attack, their identity will not be told and they will become a regular villager at that point.
« Last Edit: July 14, 2019, 05:25:42 PM by Chicken Fried Clucker »
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2019, 12:00:12 PM »
TABBLLEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTT
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2019, 12:08:14 PM »
This is a very very naughty tablet that does very naughty things.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2019, 12:23:54 PM »
The game will start just in time for smoked pork butt.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2019, 12:27:37 PM »
The game will start just in time for smoked pork butt.

Oh crap, I forgot about tomorrow being the forth.

Should I wait till Friday or Monday?
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2019, 12:30:58 PM »
It's up to you, if you want to start it go ahead, if you're going to be out watching fireworks put it off till the next day.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2019, 12:32:18 PM »

i won't be around Friday & Saturday
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2019, 12:34:31 PM »
It's up to you, if you want to start it go ahead, if you're going to be out watching fireworks put it off till the next day.

I will be here, but if most people won't that will not be much fun
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2019, 12:35:55 PM »
Well, I'll be here after the bbq. I imagine the game will be really slow all weekend, too.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2019, 12:39:10 PM »
I say let's start Monday, the game will be better if we do

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2019, 12:41:20 PM »
Also, I'm using that tablet to forward pics I received from lonelywanger to the rest of the group.

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« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2019, 12:46:32 PM »
DO NOT WANT.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2019, 01:44:14 PM »
Also, I'm using that tablet to forward pics I received from lonelywanger to the rest of the group.
No wonder the tablet became evil.
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2019, 03:35:41 PM »
Y'all won't believe what this tablet is and what it can do.

Due to demand and common sense, the game will not start until Sunday evening 7/7 at 6pm central time.

Figured Sunday evening as it seems that is when we usually start them
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2019, 09:26:38 PM »
Game will start tomorrow, July 4th
Oh crap, I forgot about tomorrow being the forth.
::)

The 4th is just another day for me. I can't stay awake long enough to stay up for the fireworks. I suppose they'll wake me up when they start going off, and then I'll have a hard time getting back to sleep. July 4 isn't even a very sensible day to celebrate our Independence. The independence resolution was passed by the Continental Congress on July 2, and it wasn't until July 19 (or was it August 19?) when the final draft was signed by all the representatives.

The second paragraph of the declaration begins:

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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed...

and then they continued to hold people in slavery, giving the lie to everything Thomas Jefferson (a slave-holder) had written and which every member of the Second Continental Congress signed. Pack of liars! "Consent of the governed..." "all men created equal..." the bastards didn't believe a word of it. The representatives to that congress were a pack of rich men who wanted to be able to collect taxes from the citizens instead of having to pay taxes to crazy King George. And all the while more than half of them were engaged in the most vile, disgusting, and evil endeavor ever invented by men: The enslavement of other human beings by means of torture and rape.

Sorry for my rant.

No, I guess I'm not.

Hey, I just realized the game name changed from the rath of wise to the wrath of tablet.

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« Reply #15 on: July 04, 2019, 03:13:24 AM »
How's that independence working out for you colonies huh?  ;)
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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #16 on: July 04, 2019, 05:25:13 AM »
How's that independence working out for you colonies huh?  ;)
How's your secession working out? :P

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« Reply #17 on: July 04, 2019, 05:28:06 AM »
How's that independence working out for you colonies huh?  ;)
How's your secession working out? :P
Wouldn't be happening if everything just let us rule them.
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« Reply #18 on: July 04, 2019, 06:34:07 AM »
The British Empire was at one time very powerful, yet in these days they can't figure out how to plan an exit from the European Union.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #19 on: July 04, 2019, 06:38:15 AM »
How's that independence working out for you colonies huh?  ;)

Lol, 66 million people strong huh? How cute...I remember my first time
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« Reply #20 on: July 04, 2019, 07:12:46 AM »
The British Empire was at one time very powerful, yet in these days they can't figure out how to plan an exit from the European Union.
Normally it's everyone else doing the exiting from us. This is a very confusing state of affairs.
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« Reply #21 on: July 04, 2019, 07:14:32 AM »
How's that independence working out for you colonies huh?  ;)

We're pretty much fucking ourselves in the ass right now. Can I say that here? Looking at Canada and Australia and New Zealand (who didn't have revolutions) and India (who did, though at least it was nonviolent until they started fighting among themselves and decided to split in two) we'd have been one whole hell of a lot better off if we'd stayed in the empire and become part of the Commonwealth.

Of course, what with George being a goddamned looney bird we might be excused for thinking a pack of torturing rapists who at least didn't go around clucking like a chicken would be an improvement. We were wrong, but hindsight is 20-20 and all that.

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Re: Werepenguin XV- The wrath of tablet game thread
« Reply #22 on: July 04, 2019, 07:21:18 AM »
Who are you and what did you do with the real magellanclavichord?

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« Reply #23 on: July 04, 2019, 07:35:37 AM »
The British Empire was at one time very powerful, yet in these days they can't figure out how to plan an exit from the European Union.
Normally it's everyone else doing the exiting from us. This is a very confusing state of affairs.

Do y'all get the it's not you it's me speech alot?

We both know what that really means
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« Reply #24 on: July 04, 2019, 07:55:09 AM »
How's that independence working out for you colonies huh?  ;)

I hope it works out deliciously.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #25 on: July 04, 2019, 09:31:12 AM »
Who are you and what did you do with the real magellanclavichord?

I think I'm still me.

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« Reply #26 on: July 04, 2019, 02:08:14 PM »
I am out of this game. I am definitely out. Do not offer me anything anymore.
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« Reply #27 on: July 04, 2019, 02:24:36 PM »
I am out of this game. I am definitely out. Do not offer me anything anymore.

What? Why? I hope it wasn't my rant against the American Founding Fathers. I mean, they deserve it. Or my rant against the American war for independence. What changed your mind? I need you in this game if I'm going to have a chance of not being the very first one killed.

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« Reply #28 on: July 04, 2019, 02:29:39 PM »
I am out of this game. I am definitely out. Do not offer me anything anymore.

What? Why? I hope it wasn't my rant against the American Founding Fathers. I mean, they deserve it. Or my rant against the American war for independence. What changed your mind? I need you in this game if I'm going to have a chance of not being the very first one killed.
Wise is never going to object to critiques of the US. My guess is something Boydster did.
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« Reply #29 on: July 04, 2019, 02:35:09 PM »
I am out of this game. I am definitely out. Do not offer me anything anymore.

What? Why? I hope it wasn't my rant against the American Founding Fathers. I mean, they deserve it. Or my rant against the American war for independence. What changed your mind? I need you in this game if I'm going to have a chance of not being the very first one killed.
Wise is never going to object to critiques of the US. My guess is something Boydster did.

Maybe it was me?
You have been ignored for common interest of mankind.

I am a terrible person and I am a typical Blowhard Liberal for being wrong about Bom.