My first whsikey

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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2019, 06:32:24 PM »
Definitely do NOT take acetaminophen before or after drinking. It's already toxic to the liver past ~4000mg/day without drinking. But also don't take any meds while your body is still metabolizing the booze. You metabolize roughly a drink an hour, do the math.
A you serious about doing math after imbibing enough booze to feel the need of mess.

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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2019, 07:12:49 PM »
Definitely do NOT take acetaminophen before or after drinking. It's already toxic to the liver past ~4000mg/day without drinking. But also don't take any meds while your body is still metabolizing the booze. You metabolize roughly a drink an hour, do the math.

Hangover symptoms are a combination of alcohol withdrawals, dehydration, and vitamin deficiency (particularly your B vitamins) since ethanol is a diuretic.

If you idiots need any help from a professional, high-functioning alcoholic, let me know. I can help you beat a hangover almost every time. Having said that, there is always a point to where you will lose the match and a shit hangover is unavoidable. Not much you can do in that case, but hair of the dog does help. Taper it down the day after while replenishing vitamins and getting hydrated and you will be good to go Monday morning for work.

Agreed..

I have a regiment of vitamins and electrolytes before drinking, and making sure I drink 3 to 5 times more water than alcohol I consume.

The issue is when I get on a role and forget my freaking regiment
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2019, 07:47:22 PM »
Just coming in at midnight to say i threw up several times.

This is what alcohol poisining feels like.

I feel like shit. Never going to drink any alcohol ever again
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #33 on: June 15, 2019, 08:01:22 PM »
Hope you feel better.   :(

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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #34 on: June 15, 2019, 09:10:26 PM »
Just coming in at midnight to say i threw up several times.

This is what alcohol poisining feels like.

I feel like shit. Never going to drink any alcohol ever again

lmao if it was actual alcohol poisoning you wouldn't be posting for a bit

this was a good meme though

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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #35 on: June 15, 2019, 09:13:21 PM »
Just coming in at midnight to say i threw up several times.

This is what alcohol poisining feels like.

I feel like shit. Never going to drink any alcohol ever again

lmao if it was actual alcohol poisoning you wouldn't be posting for a bit

This^

Though congratulations, you have said the magic phrase "never drinking any alcohol again"

Lol, I wouldn't have drank since twenty and there would be no alcoholics in the world if we listened to ourselves.

For real though, take Aleve, drink plenty of fluids and eat as soon as your stomach will hold it down. You will be over it in a day and feel like new
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #36 on: June 15, 2019, 09:37:48 PM »
Anything worth doing is worth doing right.
Practice and perseverance will pay off in the long run.

Pace yourself. It's not a race, it's a stroll.

Also, if you don't like it, don't feel obligated to drink.
I have heard life is better sober.   ::)

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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #37 on: June 15, 2019, 11:41:09 PM »
Also, if you don't like it, don't feel obligated to drink.
I have heard life is better sober.   ::)
I'll arrest to that!

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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #38 on: June 16, 2019, 12:31:22 AM »
Also, if you don't like it, don't feel obligated to drink.
I have heard life is better sober.   ::)
I'll arrest to that!

That's what I find as well.  Except for sleeping. 

These people that sleep sober.  What the fuck is that about?
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #39 on: June 16, 2019, 05:46:16 AM »
Also, if you don't like it, don't feel obligated to drink.
I have heard life is better sober.   ::)
I'll arrest to that!

That's what I find as well.  Except for sleeping. 

These people that sleep sober.  What the fuck is that about?
They are robots, plain and simple

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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #40 on: June 16, 2019, 05:53:08 AM »
Let me tell you a story.

Once, I drank a whiskey drink.  Then, I drank a vodka drink. Followed by a lager drink.  And finally a cider drink.

Do you see what I'm trying to tell you?
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #41 on: June 20, 2019, 10:03:56 AM »
Just coming in at midnight to say i threw up several times.

This is what alcohol poisining feels like.

I feel like shit. Never going to drink any alcohol ever again

I remember my first beer...


But seriosuly...  whenever doing a substance you've never fucked with before you start small. I went to California earlier this year and didnt respect this strong ass weed my aunt has... and as a non weed smoker.... I thought I would show people what was up and take a big ol' drag and hold it for 30 seconds... a repeat.... not a fun night.... BUT.... NO HANGOVER THE NEXT MORNING!!!

I've come to really prefer weed over booze.

But booze is super tricky especially in a party situation because of the adrenaline and the energy of the party, it's hard to accurately gauge how fucked up you really are... and then when the party is over a wave of regret and pain comes crashing down on you.... my bachelor party... I'm drinking that jack D honey like a monster.... later on in the might im teetering on conciousness.... realizing where I am I hit the breaks and start chugging water... I get back to my buds place and start puking on the tree I had already picked out prior to starting.... gargling and spitting g out mouth wash to avoid the morning after puke mouth....


Weed is better... no hang overs, no loss of consciousness... I never even tried weed until I was in my mid 30s.... my first thoughts where... it is stupid that this is illegal and booze isnt... one day
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #42 on: June 20, 2019, 03:02:03 PM »
Let me tell you a story.

Once, I drank a whiskey drink.  Then, I drank a vodka drink. Followed by a lager drink.  And finally a cider drink.

Do you see what I'm trying to tell you?
I don't but it sounds like a Smash Mouth song.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #43 on: June 20, 2019, 03:07:57 PM »
Just coming in at midnight to say i threw up several times.

This is what alcohol poisining feels like.

I feel like shit. Never going to drink any alcohol ever again
You don't have alcohol poisoning you just drunk a bit too much. If you had alcohol poisoning you'd probably be passed out by now and in a hospital. It's generally a bad idea to do that lol. You're just gonna feel shitty tomorrow now, no big deal.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #44 on: June 20, 2019, 06:11:46 PM »
Just coming in at midnight to say i threw up several times.

This is what alcohol poisining feels like.

I feel like shit. Never going to drink any alcohol ever again
You don't have alcohol poisoning you just drunk a bit too much. If you had alcohol poisoning you'd probably be passed out by now and in a hospital. It's generally a bad idea to do that lol. You're just gonna feel shitty tomorrow now, no big deal.
So says our experienced Ouzo imbiber ????

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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2019, 11:04:28 AM »
Just coming in at midnight to say i threw up several times.

This is what alcohol poisining feels like.

I feel like shit. Never going to drink any alcohol ever again
You don't have alcohol poisoning you just drunk a bit too much. If you had alcohol poisoning you'd probably be passed out by now and in a hospital. It's generally a bad idea to do that lol. You're just gonna feel shitty tomorrow now, no big deal.
So says our experienced Ouzo imbiber ????
I say ouzo is good.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #46 on: June 21, 2019, 12:45:30 PM »

Ouzo is good.

On my 21st I was given amongst other things a pint of Southern comfort, which I drank, I don't remember a lot else other than lifting the seat of the toilet to be sick later, turns out it was the lid of a friends turntable, but the intention was good.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #47 on: June 21, 2019, 01:11:38 PM »
I remember something like that.  I also remember being asked to clean it up.  It seemed like a terrible injustice to me to ask me to clean when I could barely move.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #48 on: June 22, 2019, 12:19:30 PM »

He asked the same of me, I told him as he was a Kiss fan I'd done him a favour.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #49 on: June 23, 2019, 09:41:12 AM »
The only time I've thrown up because of alcohol was when I drank gin with cranberry juice or something. I didn't drink that much but there was something about that cranberry juice. It was also the first and last time I drank gin, pretty shitty drink imo.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #50 on: June 23, 2019, 09:43:46 AM »
Oh wait, no, I also threw up another time when I drank an obscene amount of wine together with raki. I got a bit freaked out at first because my vomit was red, but then I remembered that the wine I drank was red.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #51 on: June 28, 2019, 02:21:48 AM »
Maybe I'll laugh about the event too, eventually.

I saw a video of someone who downed an entire bottle of Jack Daniels in 3 seconds, I would die if I did that. The alcohol hit would cause a heart attack.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #52 on: June 28, 2019, 03:34:51 AM »
Maybe I'll laugh about the event too, eventually.

I saw a video of someone who downed an entire bottle of Jack Daniels in 3 seconds, I would die if I did that. The alcohol hit would cause a heart attack.
Yeah I mean, you probably would have to be a long time alcoholic to be able to do that without barfing your stomach out.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #53 on: June 28, 2019, 04:03:44 AM »
Maybe I'll laugh about the event too, eventually.

I saw a video of someone who downed an entire bottle of Jack Daniels in 3 seconds, I would die if I did that. The alcohol hit would cause a heart attack.
Yeah I mean, you probably would have to be a long time alcoholic to be able to do that without barfing your stomach out.
I think the stress caused by the alcohol would either cause permanent brain damage or kill yyou.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #54 on: June 28, 2019, 05:29:52 AM »
Maybe I'll laugh about the event too, eventually.

I saw a video of someone who downed an entire bottle of Jack Daniels in 3 seconds, I would die if I did that. The alcohol hit would cause a heart attack.
Yeah I mean, you probably would have to be a long time alcoholic to be able to do that without barfing your stomach out.
yeah, Jack Daniels is disgusting.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #55 on: June 28, 2019, 06:46:30 AM »


yeah, Jack Daniels is disgusting.

THIS!

If you're going to drink whisky, from a starting point go for something light, Glenmorangie Nectar d'Or, is good.
Personally I have Lagavulin via a drip.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #56 on: June 28, 2019, 09:06:39 AM »
Maybe I'll laugh about the event too, eventually.

I saw a video of someone who downed an entire bottle of Jack Daniels in 3 seconds, I would die if I did that. The alcohol hit would cause a heart attack.
Yeah I mean, you probably would have to be a long time alcoholic to be able to do that without barfing your stomach out.
yeah, Jack Daniels is disgusting.
The fuck, Jack Daniels is awesome...
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #57 on: June 28, 2019, 09:13:00 AM »

No, no it really isn't.
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #58 on: June 28, 2019, 12:27:21 PM »
I don't get drinks like Bacardi, it tastes like gasoline. Who the fuck drinks that?
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Re: My first whsikey
« Reply #59 on: June 28, 2019, 02:52:44 PM »
Let me tell you a story.

Once, I drank a whiskey drink.  Then, I drank a vodka drink. Followed by a lager drink.  And finally a cider drink.

Do you see what I'm trying to tell you?

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