John, a satellite by definition is either an artificial body placed in orbit around the earth, moon, or another planetary body, or a celestial body that is orbiting the earth or another body.
Otherwise it isn't a satellite, it's a moving body in space like an asteroid. But even in our solar system, an asteroid is affected by our sun's gravity, which will curve it's path.
You used the term "satellite", and with the term "satellite" you are referring to an object in circular orbit and acted upon by gravity, and accelerated due to that gravity and centripetal force. That is how it is accelerated.
Unless you're using the term "satellite" in a flat earth gravity doesn't exist sense, which would mean it isn't in orbit, and neither is it a satellite.
What you're saying is you are shaped like a character out of "minecraft", but space time curves all your lines into the shape you are, just like how a geodesic in spacetime translates to earth being flat...
Minecraft has a lot to answer for....