Roll Call

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Crouton

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Roll Call
« on: May 07, 2019, 11:02:40 PM »
Yo.  Who's in the hizzy?

Seems a little slow today.  Shifter?  You there? 

I guess battery staple has gone to learn how to narrate games better.
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boydster

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2019, 04:02:06 AM »
Cha Cha Boochie, Cha Cha Cha Boochie, Roll Call!

My name is boydster
I play guitar
And I'm a Leo
So check me out

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Slemon

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2019, 06:10:12 AM »
I'm not here.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Jura-Glenlivet II

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2019, 07:46:29 AM »

Might be here, might not, I am in a bit of a quantum flux at the moment and I need coffee.
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.

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Son of Orospu

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2019, 09:18:23 AM »
Yo mamma

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hoppy

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2019, 09:22:32 AM »
God is real.                                         
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Son of Orospu

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #6 on: May 08, 2019, 09:40:26 AM »
Yo, yo, yo, yo, baby-pop
Yeah, you come here, gimme a kiss
Better make it fast or else I'm gonna get pissed
Can't you hear the music's pumpin' hard like I wish you would?
Now push it

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #7 on: May 08, 2019, 10:21:43 AM »
Are we ever really anywhere?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Jamie

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2019, 08:47:17 AM »
SC stoned on allergy medicine.
"Conspiracy theorists actually believe in the conspiracy because that is more comforting." - Alan Moore

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Wolvaccine

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2019, 06:01:17 AM »
I'm here again.  8) Went back to China for a bit. I feel a bit bad for the kid walking with his mum to kindergarten. Not used to seeing a foreigner he wasn't paying attention where he was walking and tripped over. Oops

What did I miss?

Quote from: sokarul
what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

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wise

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2019, 12:09:15 PM »
I'm here again.  8) Went back to China for a bit. I feel a bit bad for the kid walking with his mum to kindergarten. Not used to seeing a foreigner he wasn't paying attention where he was walking and tripped over. Oops

What did I miss?

Almost nothing. Another day in the flat earth society.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2019, 12:14:02 PM »
Hey Shitler!

You missed wise being outed as my #1 alt!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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wise

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2019, 12:27:37 PM »
Shifter is not shi*ler! How many times more do I need to say this to you get it?
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2019, 12:28:38 PM »
Stop arguing with yourself!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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wise

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2019, 12:33:29 PM »
Ok then. The real shitler is...

Space hitler girl. S'Hitler Girl.
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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #15 on: May 12, 2019, 12:37:32 PM »
That means you're Shitler too!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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wise

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2019, 12:43:11 PM »
Nope, I am not. Otherwise I would accept it. There is one person here accepts her hasing an alt, space cowgirl. So you have to get a punishment for it. Okay, punish yourself, you have an alt in any way. In my opinion it is boydster but you say me. In both ways you are an alt and you've admit it.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2019, 01:21:57 PM »
That means I'd have to bam you to infinitive.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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wise

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2019, 10:50:22 PM »
That means I'd have to bam you to infinitive.

Nope. That means I have to bam you till infinitive. You're lucky because your statue is defending you.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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boydster

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2019, 04:23:02 AM »
There glorious squirrel statue protects us all

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NotSoSkeptical

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #20 on: May 13, 2019, 03:15:54 PM »
All I know is that I'm not over there.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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boydster

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #21 on: May 13, 2019, 03:30:51 PM »
*The

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boydster

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #22 on: May 13, 2019, 03:35:15 PM »
Cha Cha Boochie, Cha Cha Cha Boochie, Roll Call!

My name is boydster
I have brown hair
I've flown a blimp
So check me out

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Wolvaccine

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2019, 04:14:26 PM »
Cha Cha Boochie, Cha Cha Cha Boochie, Roll Call!

My name is boydster
I have brown hair
I've flown a blimp
So check me out

Just because your head is shaped like one doesn't count as flying one

Quote from: sokarul
what website did you use to buy your wife? Did you choose Chinese over Russian because she can't open her eyes to see you?

What animal relates to your wife?

Know your place

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Re: Roll Call
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2019, 07:33:54 PM »
Cha Cha Boochie, Cha Cha Cha Boochie, Roll Call!

My name is boydster
I have brown hair
I've flown a blimp
So check me out
Just because your head is shaped like one doesn't count as flying one
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