Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #60 on: April 16, 2019, 08:21:02 AM »
Question. Seeing as we're in the sky, even though it's night is the sun shining on us? 
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #61 on: April 16, 2019, 08:22:04 AM »
I volunteer as symbolic captain!

I promised not to kill you. I can't, in good conscience, vote to murder you into the ghost council now :'(

Wait, I want to be an alive captain!
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #62 on: April 16, 2019, 08:47:16 AM »
Question. Seeing as we're in the sky, even though it's night is the sun shining on us?
There's certainly a light outside. Probably the Sun. Definitely not a plane heading right for you. Nuh-uh.
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #63 on: April 16, 2019, 11:01:24 AM »
I'm going to rummage around in the business room, checking out the conference table first.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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« Reply #64 on: April 16, 2019, 11:07:26 AM »
I'm going to observe carefully everything on the observation deck to see if I can find any more clues, then I'm going to hunt around the corridors
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #65 on: April 16, 2019, 11:15:48 AM »
I'm going to rummage around in the business room, checking out the conference table first.
You find a plush toy version of John Davis next to the minutes of a meeting discussing FES marketing.

I'm going to observe carefully everything on the observation deck to see if I can find any more clues, then I'm going to hunt around the corridors
You find two notes in the dim light. One reads 'Wasn’t this something about a Greek Rowbotham?' The other 'What comes after one?'
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #66 on: April 16, 2019, 11:17:27 AM »
I volunteer as symbolic captain!

I promised not to kill you. I can't, in good conscience, vote to murder you into the ghost council now :'(

Wait, I want to be an alive captain!

Ok! I may have misinterpreted your words, but I stand by not voting for your death. So I think (hope) we are on the same page.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #67 on: April 16, 2019, 11:18:53 AM »
I volunteer as symbolic captain!

I promised not to kill you. I can't, in good conscience, vote to murder you into the ghost council now :'(

Wait, I want to be an alive captain!

Ok! I may have misinterpreted your words, but I stand by not voting for your death. So I think (hope) we are on the same page.

Not killing me is a page I am always on

We need a spreadsheet of these clues, surely we have enough now to figure things out
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #68 on: April 16, 2019, 11:50:33 AM »

We need a spreadsheet of these clues, surely we have enough now to figure things out
They're all being posted in the initial search post, linked to in the OP.
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #69 on: April 16, 2019, 12:39:13 PM »
I continue to ruffle around in the business room for more clues. I also give Sir Fluffers the John Davis plush to play with.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #70 on: April 16, 2019, 12:51:26 PM »
I've also reread the clues, and think the clue, first to transform, alphabetically, may point to Babyhighspeed.

First uttered double digits should be ten or eleven, depending on the meaning of double digits.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #71 on: April 16, 2019, 02:26:57 PM »

It had been a slow start, people keeping to themselves, searching, wary and no lynchings, but it was night, things, evil things were moving, whispered words and guarded glances.
Jura stood out on the observation deck with the bottle, not drinking deeply, staying alert, watching her back in the reflections of the windows, looking up at the spring stars.
This was as peaceful as it would ever be, tomorrow secrets would be revealed and the mechanism of retribution would begin to turn.
She lit a smoke, glancing up at one of Jane's many eyes, there was no admonishment but a faint whirr as the air purifiers upped their game over the creaking of this strange ship, until tomorrow then.   
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #72 on: April 16, 2019, 03:46:11 PM »
How do we know that the JANE is not faking intruders, wanting us to kill each other while she takes out everyone else.  How do we know JANE hasn't gone HAL 9000?



And I search the bedrooms and look under  and through the mattresses.
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That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #73 on: April 16, 2019, 03:48:07 PM »
How do we know that the JANE is not faking intruders, wanting us to kill each other while she takes out everyone else.  How do we know JANE hasn't gone HAL 9000?


And I search the bedrooms and look under  and through the mattresses.
I'm sorry Dave, I'm afarid you can't do that.
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #74 on: April 16, 2019, 03:48:52 PM »
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #75 on: April 16, 2019, 04:19:36 PM »
I've also reread the clues, and think the clue, first to transform, alphabetically, may point to Babyhighspeed.

First uttered double digits should be ten or eleven, depending on the meaning of double digits.

You gave yourself away this time very easy...

Feathers my friend, feathers.

Your death will be quick but certainly painful

And no people...this is not a drill
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #76 on: April 16, 2019, 04:36:18 PM »
I want to search under the rug in the living area.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #77 on: April 16, 2019, 04:46:36 PM »
I want to search under the rug in the living area.

You should kill duck instead
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #78 on: April 16, 2019, 04:49:57 PM »
I want to search under the rug in the living area.
There's nothing but dust. There don't seem to be any more clues shaken free at the presnet time.
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« Reply #79 on: April 16, 2019, 04:52:53 PM »
I've also reread the clues, and think the clue, first to transform, alphabetically, may point to Babyhighspeed.

First uttered double digits should be ten or eleven, depending on the meaning of double digits.

You gave yourself away this time very easy...

Feathers my friend, feathers.

Your death will be quick but certainly painful

And no people...this is not a drill
I've given myself away by trying to solve the minigame? I wasn't trying to say you are a penguin this game, but that you are the first alphabetically to have been a penguin under your former name.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #80 on: April 16, 2019, 04:55:37 PM »
I really suck at solving riddles.  >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #81 on: April 16, 2019, 05:02:03 PM »
I've also reread the clues, and think the clue, first to transform, alphabetically, may point to Babyhighspeed.

First uttered double digits should be ten or eleven, depending on the meaning of double digits.

I was thinking that clue referred to the first to transform (alphabetically) into a werewolf, but penguin makes more sense.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #82 on: April 16, 2019, 05:13:10 PM »
I've also reread the clues, and think the clue, first to transform, alphabetically, may point to Babyhighspeed.

First uttered double digits should be ten or eleven, depending on the meaning of double digits.

You gave yourself away this time very easy...

Feathers my friend, feathers.

Your death will be quick but certainly painful

And no people...this is not a drill
I've given myself away by trying to solve the minigame? I wasn't trying to say you are a penguin this game, but that you are the first alphabetically to have been a penguin under your former name.

Cool story... the flaw is you talk like that every time you are bad, when you are good you are quiet, that is what tipped me off.

Maybe I am NASA and scanned you, maybe the empath or psychic. Maybe I am the wildcard and working with NASA, maybe I am none of the above and just some lonely villager working with one of the said above.

How I got the info is not important in this story. The important part is you are covered in feathers, you are not the super penguin, but the normal.

I would prefer someone shoot him if they can because he is also the scam artist...so if he is Lynched there needs to be a large vote.

As I said, your death will be quick, but certainly not painless
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #83 on: April 16, 2019, 05:18:59 PM »
I've also reread the clues, and think the clue, first to transform, alphabetically, may point to Babyhighspeed.

First uttered double digits should be ten or eleven, depending on the meaning of double digits.

I was thinking that clue referred to the first to transform (alphabetically) into a werewolf, but penguin makes more sense.

You keep trying to change the subject, are you his partner?

I will be watching you woman
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #84 on: April 16, 2019, 05:20:10 PM »
Don't be so weird. He's talking about the minigame, I have no idea if he's evil or not.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #85 on: April 16, 2019, 05:29:18 PM »
Don't be so weird. He's talking about the minigame, I have no idea if he's evil or not.

The fact you don't care he is a penguin is very strange to me. Call it suspicious
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #86 on: April 16, 2019, 05:30:34 PM »
Beeeeeep.
The FESS Flatty McFlatface has spotted a pigeon and will proceed to chase it for the next eight hours, approximately. This vital and necessary expenditure of resources and processing power will delay the response time to queries.

As a reminder, the currently known clues are:

'The first uttered double digits. Wonder if he remembers.'
'The first to transform, in alphabetical order. Hope we don’t get any beasties like that on this voyage. Now I’ve got the shivers.'
'Wasn’t this something about a Greek Rowbotham?'
'What comes after one?'
'The answer with four words comes last, unless another answer has two words, in which case it comes first.'
An answer containing an x precedes an answer with four letters.' 
'An answer that starts with p comes immediately after an answer that starts with d.'
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« Reply #87 on: April 16, 2019, 05:34:43 PM »
Beeeeeep.
The FESS Flatty McFlatface has spotted a pigeon and will proceed to chase it for the next eight hours, approximately. This vital and necessary expenditure of resources and processing power will delay the response time to queries.

As a reminder, the currently known clues are:

'The first uttered double digits. Wonder if he remembers.'
'The first to transform, in alphabetical order. Hope we don’t get any beasties like that on this voyage. Now I’ve got the shivers.'
'Wasn’t this something about a Greek Rowbotham?'
'What comes after one?'
'The answer with four words comes last, unless another answer has two words, in which case it comes first.'
An answer containing an x precedes an answer with four letters.' 
'An answer that starts with p comes immediately after an answer that starts with d.'

So what is the point of the mini game?

Are we looking for something specific or a prize?

I never play the mini games, figured I would try yours
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #88 on: April 16, 2019, 05:43:01 PM »
Are we looking for something specific or a prize?

I never play the mini games, figured I would try yours
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That and it helps keep people talking, hopefully. Avoids games getting too quiet.
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #89 on: April 16, 2019, 05:44:46 PM »
In this game... CFC is sketchy as always!