Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #180 on: April 18, 2019, 06:51:59 AM »
Oooh, that makes things interesting. Is the scam artist an evil, or a villager?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #181 on: April 18, 2019, 07:19:45 AM »
Did the scam artist sway the vote further to CFC, or did they flip it to Duck? Or something else entirely for reasons I can't quite think of yet?

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #182 on: April 18, 2019, 07:27:41 AM »
[I vote to plank CFC] 

CFC - 5
DD - 3
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #183 on: April 18, 2019, 07:36:41 AM »
Sorry, been away for a few days.  Who is dead and who is alive? 

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #184 on: April 18, 2019, 07:48:26 AM »
Sorry, been away for a few days.  Who is dead and who is alive?
Currently everyone's alive. That may change in ten minutes.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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« Reply #185 on: April 18, 2019, 08:06:04 AM »
"Sky justice! Sky justice!" Crouton chants.
A window on the observation deck has been carefully opened, a long plank of wood extended outside. (No one particularly wanted to ask where the plank came from. Hopefully nowhere vital). Wind whistled past.
Boydster, Duck and Stash all help lead the victim-to-be to the plank. CFC struggles, but to no avail. He's pushed out, the four that voted for him blocking his way back onto the ship.
CFC just about manages to keep his balance. The wind rushes past as the vessel ascends, the plank perilously thin.
"Sky justice!" Crouton shouts again.
"This is a mistake," CFC says. "I'm telling you, this-"
The plank jerks suddenly; CFC loses his balance and falls over the side, a cry escaping his lips as he starts falling to the distant world below.
There is a slightly long pause.
"So. Uh, how do we tell if we got the right guy?" one person says.
"Sky justice!" Crouton says.
CFC's distant scream can still be heard.
"Dammit, JANE!" Junker says. "Can you fly lower so we can actually see his body?"
There's a brief thrum, and the Flatty McFlatface begins to descend. It moves faster and faster, soon catching up to the falling CFC, and then passing him, before moving closer. He conks his head on the plank, and then falls past.
The engines cut out; the ship keeps descending, and on a second attempt ducks close enough to scoop up his decapitated body. Then, very quickly, the engines return to life, everyone being knocked to the floor by the pressure. The ascent may have been delayed, but now it's back on.
The ship climbs on upwards. CFC however will not be part of the crew. Most of his body lays on the observation deck, devoid of feathers and devoid of any NASA memorabilia. His head, meanwhile, lands a few minutes later on a stag's antlers and spends a few days being run around and displayed, scaring children and inspiring a new urban legend and a minor cult.

CFC, a villager, is dead.

The lights dim. Night has come again. While we regain our previous height, Vega and Kowalski are up, as is anyone else who feels like using their powers.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #186 on: April 18, 2019, 08:11:06 AM »
You dumb fucking traitorous beavers.

Y'all deserve to lose.

Hey team evil, hit me up, I am defecting. I was their psychic anyways

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #187 on: April 18, 2019, 08:25:17 AM »
You have got to be kidding.

Ok can we institute a new rule about NOT making CFC a psychic?

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #188 on: April 18, 2019, 08:27:44 AM »
Well that was dumb.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #189 on: April 18, 2019, 08:29:49 AM »
You have got to be kidding.

Ok can we institute a new rule about NOT making CFC a psychic?

Or we could always talk about the guy who lead the charge to get the psychic killed. You know, maybe.
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #190 on: April 18, 2019, 08:31:39 AM »
The scam artist was evil, or the the votes would be tied. Right?

I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #191 on: April 18, 2019, 08:33:31 AM »
The scam artist was evil, or the the votes would be tied. Right?

Y'all really are dense huh?
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #192 on: April 18, 2019, 08:34:08 AM »
Don't be such a baby, it's a game. I didn't vote to lynch you.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #193 on: April 18, 2019, 08:40:31 AM »
You have got to be kidding.

Ok can we institute a new rule about NOT making CFC a psychic?

Or maybe don't be a dumb biased beaver that struggles with basic reading comprehension
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #194 on: April 18, 2019, 08:50:03 AM »
Well, the fun has begun. 

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« Reply #195 on: April 18, 2019, 09:04:42 AM »
You have got to be kidding.

Ok can we institute a new rule about NOT making CFC a psychic?

Or CFC shouldn't come out swinging while being the psychic.  I learned that drawing attention to yourself usually ends up with you being dead.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #196 on: April 18, 2019, 09:39:44 AM »
Worst psychic ever. Even if cfc hadn't been lynched the evils would surely have killed him in the night
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« Reply #197 on: April 18, 2019, 10:13:11 AM »
Worst psychic ever. Even if cfc hadn't been lynched the evils would surely have killed him in the night

Yeah, but if boydster hadn't lead the dotard movement and the sheep wouldn't have followed, I would have been able to get another scan in.

I kept saying let team evil kill me if anyone... They wouldn't have for a few more nights, and if I could have found the bard it would been even better.
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« Reply #198 on: April 18, 2019, 10:17:50 AM »
I know how it is though... CFC said something, Lynch him.

Dotards.

Now the game is going to be quiet
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #199 on: April 18, 2019, 10:23:43 AM »
CFC this is coming from a place of love. You are terrible at psychic. I placed one vote because a vote had to happen and you were sketchy AF so it was an easy choice for me.

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« Reply #200 on: April 18, 2019, 11:01:29 AM »
What an awful turn of events, losing the psychic like that. Though to play your hand so firmly right out the gate gave you away as someone with the power to find information, which would have spelled your death by NASA's hand anyway tonight.

I know I'm going to be the obvious choice for the next lynching, but my identity doesn't change just because cfc died and was the psychic, his scan on me still got redirected to whoever's actually is the penguin scam artist, who has ensured another day alive with my survival today.
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« Reply #201 on: April 18, 2019, 11:20:49 AM »
Worst psychic ever. Even if cfc hadn't been lynched the evils would surely have killed him in the night

Yeah, but if boydster hadn't lead the dotard movement and the sheep wouldn't have followed, I would have been able to get another scan in.

I kept saying let team evil kill me if anyone... They wouldn't have for a few more nights, and if I could have found the bard it would been even better.

Hard to know what to do as the psychic when the ghost council is so difficult to trust because of the wildcard so how else to get people to listen to you? But at great cost :(
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #202 on: April 18, 2019, 11:54:35 AM »
I know how it is though... CFC said something, Lynch him.

Dotards.

Now the game is going to be quiet

What did you expect? You were about as subtle as Liberace live at the Sands in 74'.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #203 on: April 18, 2019, 12:08:19 PM »
What do the following have in common?
Fish. Sheep. Third(noun). Glasses.


I can't seem to find the roster of found clues, but how about this:

Eyes, or maybe ways to enhance sight, see better, differently.

- Fish-eye lens
- Eye Glasses
- Third eye
- (Here's where is all falls apart) 'Eye of the Sheep' a popular 2015 Australian novel...

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« Reply #204 on: April 18, 2019, 12:17:16 PM »
What do the following have in common?
Fish. Sheep. Third(noun). Glasses.


I can't seem to find the roster of found clues, but how about this:

Eyes, or maybe ways to enhance sight, see better, differently.

- Fish-eye lens
- Eye Glasses
- Third eye
- (Here's where is all falls apart) 'Eye of the Sheep' a popular 2015 Australian novel...

First page about 2/3rd down the page.

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Discovered Clues
'The first uttered double digits. Wonder if he remembers.'
'The first to transform, in alphabetical order. Hope we don’t get any beasties like that on this voyage. Now I’ve got the shivers.'
'Wasn’t this something about a Greek Rowbotham?'
'What comes after one?'
'The answer with four words comes last, unless another answer has two words, in which case it comes first.'
An answer containing an x precedes an answer with four letters.' 
'An answer that starts with p comes immediately after an answer that starts with d.'

Hints to the clues
What do the following have in common? Fish. Sheep. Third(noun). Glasses.

What I came up with is with the question involving "What comes after one?"  and the Hint.  Third is a number so each position is a number.  So What comes after one is sheep.

Alternatively.

The word "one" may refer to self or person.  What comes after one would be death.
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Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #205 on: April 18, 2019, 12:24:39 PM »
I can't seem to find the roster of found clues, but how about this:
Linked in the first post.
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« Reply #206 on: April 18, 2019, 12:55:00 PM »

The Ghost of CFC was (rightly) incandescent, his messy death had triggered the usual bout of recrimination. On the face of it his demise had been prompted by personality. Jura wasn't so sure,she wasn't sure of much.

He'd called out DD as the penguin scam-artist and one had been nearly caught obviously casting votes for him, but was that misdirection to get a channeller killed, or bad luck, something about the way DD said “What an awful turn of events, losing the psychic like that.” came across as insincere.

Boydster's reasoning sucked too, she hoped there was an empath that could clear this up and get the word to CFC, hopefully he would still play ball after his betrayal, one thing for sure team evil was happy tonight.
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #207 on: April 18, 2019, 01:03:41 PM »
Yes it's true. Unfortunate mistakes were made regarding CFC. But think of the massive contribution to science we just made! We have proven that the plank can hold an adult human. We have seen it's power in differentiating between human and penguin.

It is unfortunate that this experiment was corrupted by recovering the body. Perhaps after several more test runs we shall determine the limits of ghost mobility.
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« Reply #208 on: April 18, 2019, 02:05:57 PM »

The Ghost of CFC was (rightly) incandescent, his messy death had triggered the usual bout of recrimination. On the face of it his demise had been prompted by personality. Jura wasn't so sure,she wasn't sure of much.

He'd called out DD as the penguin scam-artist and one had been nearly caught obviously casting votes for him, but was that misdirection to get a channeller killed, or bad luck, something about the way DD said “What an awful turn of events, losing the psychic like that.” came across as insincere.

Boydster's reasoning sucked too, she hoped there was an empath that could clear this up and get the word to CFC, hopefully he would still play ball after his betrayal, one thing for sure team evil was happy tonight.

Damn, you make it so hard to stay mad, always so nice. I was going to defect to the evil side, but I will run the ghost council, let's see if the villagers can make up for the soon to be 3 dead villagers.

Only because jura, gayer and junker have been so nice.

People start sending me roles and we will get this started. If you are evil you can trust me with that info as well :)

Hard to know what to do as the psychic when the ghost council is so difficult to trust because of the wildcard so how else to get people to listen to you? But at great cost :(

 :'(
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Re: Werepenguins vs NASA XIV: Flatty McFlatface
« Reply #209 on: April 18, 2019, 02:13:40 PM »