Launch day is here. The FESS Flatty McFlatface is sealed up tight, and everyone is on board. Countdown…
Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five.
“Pfft. There’s no way that’s ever going to fly,” says one of the observers, a Round Earther brought to witness the triumph of FE Science and hopefully be convinced. There are those that know him as Rabinoz. “No aerodynamic shape at all.”
“No, no,” says one of the scientists. “It doesn’t need aerodynamics, it relies on the effect of laevorotatory subq-”
“They’re not real!” insists Rabinoz.
Four. Three. Two…
“Get away from there!” the scientist suddenly shouts. Rabinoz rolls his eyes.
“Why?” he said, nearing the ship. “It’s not going to do anything. It’s obvious-”
One. Lift-off!
With a tremendous wave of propulsive force, the FESS Flatty McFlatface takes off into the sky. Beneath it, flattened by a counter-force that pushed downwards, lays a crushed Rabinoz. One can only hope he saw the light in his final moments.
He was the first casualty of this journey. He will not be the last, because seconds later and the FESS Flatty McFlatface’s alarm systems start blaring.
Two NASA agents have been detected. Two werepenguins are aboard. Danger! Danger!
And there is no way out…
Your New HomeThe blueprints of the FESS Flatty McFlatface are available. You may find items of interest if you choose to linger in certain rooms.
The Jumped-up Automatic Neural Electronic brain, or JANE system will be your only other company on this journey. A cutting edge AI, it monitors each area of the ship at all times. Questions and requests will be answered when it can spare the processing power.
Rules and roles are at:
https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=80667.msg2164606#msg2164606 Minimission is at:
https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=80742.msg2165809#msg2165809 The two NASA agents are Sirius and Vega. One is an Elite with two rolesthe other has just one role.
The two penguins are Private and Kowalski. One is an Emperor Penguin with two roles, the other has just one role.
Sirius and Private go first.
Crew ManifestNSS - wrong end of a gunBoydster - the last survivorCrouton - died for what he believed inCFC - faced sky justiceBullwinkle
Junker - Both eater and eatenStash - planked, victorious wildcard
Space Cowgirl - killed by a psycho NASASon of Orospu - the downsides of going to the gymDuckDodgers - Penguin, went after the wrong personColonel Gaydafi - Emperor Penguin, should've done the minigame properlyJura-Glenlivet - NASA agent, aroused the wrath of a vigilanteDay One-
Day TwoBoydster votes to lynch CFC
Duck votes to lynch CFC
Stash votes to lynch CFC
CFC votes to lynch Duck
Junker votes to lynch Duck
Jura votes to lynch Duck
Crouton votes to lynch CFC
NSS votes to lynch CFC
CFC, a villager, is lynched.
Son of Orospu is killed by NASA
Day ThreeBoydster votes to lynch Gayer
SCG votes to lynch Gayer
Gayer votes to lynch Boydster
Jura votes to lynch Gayer
Duck votes to lynch Gayer
NSS votes to lynch Gayer
Gayer, the Emperor Penguin, is lynched.
Junker and Crouton are eaten, but Junker takes down Duck, the other penguin.
Day FourBoydster votes to lynch Stash
Stash votes to lynch Boydster
SCG votes to lynch Stash
NSS votes to lynch Stash
Jura votes to lynch Stash
Stash, a villager, is lynched. Jura, NASA agent Vega, is taken out by a vigilante.
SCG is killed by the final NASA agent, who then turns his gun on NSS. Boydster doesn't stand a chance.
NASA wins.