How Do You Take Your Coffee?

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Jamie

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How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« on: March 28, 2019, 09:15:11 AM »
I haven't had my coffee.  Plus when does the devil need to have proper grammar.

I take mine black.
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Bullwinkle

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2019, 09:40:39 AM »
enema

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2019, 09:43:56 AM »
Do you mix in your cream and sugar before the enema, or do you take the cream and sugar straight?
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Bullwinkle

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2019, 10:14:51 AM »
I let my secretary decide. 

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2019, 10:53:01 AM »
I make sure it's nice and hot, fill a water pistol with it and spray my enemies. No cream or sugar. Cools it down too much.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2019, 10:57:12 AM »
Don't drink coffee......
You just got Weskered, bitches!

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Bullwinkle

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2019, 11:12:54 AM »
. . . and no premarital sex.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2019, 01:20:50 PM »
. . . and no premarital sex.

I am a staunch supporter of premarital sex.
You just got Weskered, bitches!

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2019, 02:55:38 PM »
How? Usually with my hands, in a mug.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2019, 07:56:17 AM »

Irish!

Contains all essential food groups: Alcohol, caffeine, sugar & fat.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2019, 08:17:52 AM »
I used to take it black. Now a bit of sugar and creamer.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2019, 08:22:41 AM »
Not Nespresso.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2019, 03:13:10 PM »
I used to take it black. Now a bit of sugar and creamer.

Like your men?
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Bullwinkle

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2019, 03:22:05 PM »
. . . and no premarital sex.

I am a staunch supporter of premarital sex.

I wasn't preaching.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2019, 04:21:06 PM »
Just don't sex the preachers. That is a problem.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2019, 09:18:21 PM »
When I drink coffee - its like a secret sin. I know its awful, but when I bite the bitter sweet bucket of bullshit goes down full gullet. Its like death is saying - Yeah not now - bit a little faster.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2019, 03:05:03 AM »

Is there anybody you would like us to contact?
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2019, 12:02:53 AM »
Aliens?
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2019, 06:23:32 AM »
enema

Damnit, I came here to say up my bum but you beat me to it
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2019, 02:27:53 AM »
Its gayer!

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2019, 09:31:26 AM »
i don't ;D

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2019, 01:00:07 AM »
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there is a difference between touching a muff and putting your hand into it isn't there?

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2019, 02:12:45 AM »
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2019, 05:44:53 AM »
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

In the summer I put many ice cubes in it. Otherwise, no.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2019, 05:28:13 AM »
Iced coffee is only good when it's hot out.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2019, 05:15:03 AM »
I guess I am just impatient. 

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2019, 06:35:53 AM »
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

I do that with tea, I only drink it black but I add a splash of cold water so I can drink it straight away.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2019, 07:57:58 AM »
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

I do that with tea, I only drink it black but I add a splash of cold water so I can drink it straight away.

Icecube.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2019, 08:00:25 AM »
Ice ice baby...

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2019, 09:24:50 AM »
I also do that often with tea. I used to do it with coffee when I was younger, but I drink coffee primarily at work now.