How Do You Take Your Coffee?

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How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« on: March 28, 2019, 09:15:11 AM »
I haven't had my coffee.  Plus when does the devil need to have proper grammar.

I take mine black.
There is a preverb in Turkish:  "Do not think everybody have beard is your grandfather".

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2019, 09:40:39 AM »
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2019, 09:43:56 AM »
Do you mix in your cream and sugar before the enema, or do you take the cream and sugar straight?
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2019, 10:14:51 AM »
I let my secretary decide. 

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2019, 10:53:01 AM »
I make sure it's nice and hot, fill a water pistol with it and spray my enemies. No cream or sugar. Cools it down too much.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2019, 10:57:12 AM »
Don't drink coffee......
You just got Weskered, bitches!

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2019, 11:12:54 AM »
. . . and no premarital sex.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2019, 01:20:50 PM »
. . . and no premarital sex.

I am a staunch supporter of premarital sex.
You just got Weskered, bitches!

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2019, 02:55:38 PM »
How? Usually with my hands, in a mug.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2019, 07:56:17 AM »

Irish!

Contains all essential food groups: Alcohol, caffeine, sugar & fat.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2019, 08:17:52 AM »
I used to take it black. Now a bit of sugar and creamer.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2019, 08:22:41 AM »
Not Nespresso.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2019, 03:13:10 PM »
I used to take it black. Now a bit of sugar and creamer.

Like your men?
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2019, 03:22:05 PM »
. . . and no premarital sex.

I am a staunch supporter of premarital sex.

I wasn't preaching.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2019, 04:21:06 PM »
Just don't sex the preachers. That is a problem.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2019, 09:18:21 PM »
When I drink coffee - its like a secret sin. I know its awful, but when I bite the bitter sweet bucket of bullshit goes down full gullet. Its like death is saying - Yeah not now - bit a little faster.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2019, 03:05:03 AM »

Is there anybody you would like us to contact?
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2019, 12:02:53 AM »
Aliens?


this workplace is on strike

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2019, 06:23:32 AM »
enema

Damnit, I came here to say up my bum but you beat me to it
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2019, 02:27:53 AM »
Its gayer!
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2019, 09:31:26 AM »
i don't ;D

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2019, 01:00:07 AM »
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2019, 02:12:45 AM »
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2019, 05:44:53 AM »
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

In the summer I put many ice cubes in it. Otherwise, no.

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2019, 05:28:13 AM »
Iced coffee is only good when it's hot out.
There is a preverb in Turkish:  "Do not think everybody have beard is your grandfather".

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2019, 05:15:03 AM »
I guess I am just impatient. 

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2019, 06:35:53 AM »
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

I do that with tea, I only drink it black but I add a splash of cold water so I can drink it straight away.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2019, 07:57:58 AM »
I like for my coffee to taste like coffee, so I drink it black.  However, I don't like to scald my mouth and I don't have enough patience to wait for it to cool down, so I do put an ice cube or two or at least a little cold water in it.  Anyone else do this?

I do that with tea, I only drink it black but I add a splash of cold water so I can drink it straight away.

Icecube.
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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #28 on: April 09, 2019, 08:00:25 AM »
Ice ice baby...

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Re: How Do You Take Your Coffee?
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2019, 09:24:50 AM »
I also do that often with tea. I used to do it with coffee when I was younger, but I drink coffee primarily at work now. 
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