Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #150 on: March 20, 2019, 03:03:20 PM »
LET'S LYNCH NSS'S BUM

WTF?  What did my ass ever do to you?
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #151 on: March 20, 2019, 03:03:45 PM »
LET'S LYNCH NSS'S BUM

WTF?  What did my ass ever do to you?
It may be the wildcard.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #152 on: March 20, 2019, 03:09:52 PM »
LET'S LYNCH NSS'S BUM

WTF?  What did my ass ever do to you?
It may be the wildcard.

While it is a wildcard, it isn't the wildcard you are looking for.
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #153 on: March 20, 2019, 03:40:22 PM »
As the crowd grew restless, nervously looking at each other as suspects to where Paula Dean took residence. Duck and stash jump up..

"It's Jane!! This was all a ploy so she could house the penguin and kill us all. She is the wild card we have been hearing about!" They screamed..

"That is preposterous, it is you that wanted to house the penguin!" She angrily replied.

Yet the villagers did not care, they dragged her to the top of the gallows and wrapped her neck with the noose.

"After all I have done for you people, this is the thanks I get!! I have done more than any of you! Yet no speaks up!" She ranted

The villagers one by one turned their back saying not a word..

Then the silence broke

"I will stand by you Jane, don't kill her" crouton spoke up.

The crowd gasped... A villager started walking towards Jane to remove the noose then suddenly...from a tree above the structure, a villager dressed in a pigeon costume jumped down and pulled the lever sending Jane to her death.

The mystery person removed their mask and it was junker.

"To hell with her, she was bad news" he said as he faded back into the darkness.

Jane the villager is no more..the narrator now has some fuel for his campfire.

It is now night
Boydster you know what to do
Anyone else with powers you know what to do.
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #154 on: March 20, 2019, 03:52:26 PM »
from a tree above the structure, a villager dressed in a pigeon costume jumped down and pulled the lever sending Jane to her death.

The mystery person removed their mask and it was junker.

lol wtf

Also, sorry Jane :(

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #155 on: March 20, 2019, 04:00:02 PM »
Alright everybody. I sent in my hit. I'm double-murdering Gayer.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #156 on: March 20, 2019, 04:09:28 PM »
Everything special that can happen at night as already happened. Do yall want to push night and back into day?
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #157 on: March 20, 2019, 04:17:05 PM »
DO IT.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #158 on: March 20, 2019, 04:22:23 PM »
Also, sorry Jane :(
Eh, you were entitled to one. Now I get to haunt you.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #159 on: March 20, 2019, 04:25:29 PM »
I cast telekinetic vibrational molecular dissociation on Crouton

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #160 on: March 20, 2019, 04:26:57 PM »
Everything special that can happen at night as already happened. Do yall want to push night and back into day?

I say bring on the day.
I'm going to go out and shout at babies today. They're all little fascists.

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« Reply #161 on: March 20, 2019, 04:34:03 PM »
As the villagers were walking back to their homes after the death of Jane, they had a sense of guilt. Also, questioning why junker had tipped the votes and killed Jane in a pigeon costume.

As Franklin was walking quietly reflecting on his thoughts...He suddenly saw his body vanishing , until he realized his head was actually being carried by Paula Dean. The last few seconds of his life, though unable to speak, he mouthed the phrase.

"I will see you in hell" with a final wink and a grin.

Paula Dean brought the head of Franklin to evil Dave..

"Perfect" Dave said as he placed a candle in his mouth "Franklin's head finishes off the end of this bookshelf exactly how I wanted"

The villager Benjamin Franklin as perished.

It is now day.

Daytime will end 24 hours from now
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #162 on: March 20, 2019, 04:42:40 PM »
Oh yeah, that's right. It wasn't Gayer or Crouton. B.Franks, it had to be you. You pulled your protection away from me at the worst possible moment. Sorry, not sorry.


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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #163 on: March 20, 2019, 04:47:34 PM »
Oh yeah, that's right. It wasn't Gayer or Crouton. B.Franks, it had to be you. You pulled your protection away from me at the worst possible moment. Sorry, not sorry.



I see Paula Dean holds a grudge.

It really was beyond close, when Jane requested to shoot you, technically, you were still protected. I went to the thread and saw Frank's had posted to lynch you. I then got a PM from Frank's to remove protection.

I let Jane kill you instead of being stopped by the bodyguard because of his original post voting to lynch. It was very close. You still would have died anyways by lynch, but Jane would have wasted her powers. Though I bet she regrets that now lol.
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #164 on: March 20, 2019, 04:52:29 PM »
The villagers have some decisions to make during this day period.

I wonder if there is a voodoo priest? Any more vigilantes? Bodyguards? Is the psychic still alive?

Switch to Telemundo for the conclusion
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #165 on: March 20, 2019, 04:56:06 PM »
¿A quién mataré después? ¡¿QUIÉN SABE?! ¿Será Crouton? Es un misterio.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #166 on: March 20, 2019, 05:05:29 PM »
I let Jane kill you instead of being stopped by the bodyguard because of his original post voting to lynch. It was very close. You still would have died anyways by lynch, but Jane would have wasted her powers. Though I bet she regrets that now lol.
OP currently implies the bodyguard is only active at night. Might want to fix that  :P

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #167 on: March 20, 2019, 05:06:33 PM »
I should make that a requirement from now on. You must finish the entire game in Spanish or evil Dave kills you lol

I let Jane kill you instead of being stopped by the bodyguard because of his original post voting to lynch. It was very close. You still would have died anyways by lynch, but Jane would have wasted her powers. Though I bet she regrets that now lol.
OP currently implies the bodyguard is only active at night. Might want to fix that  :P

Damn it, I will fix that, forgot I did those rules before you added a wild card.

No harm no foul at least
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #168 on: March 20, 2019, 05:09:13 PM »
I'm going to go out and shout at babies today. They're all little fascists.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #169 on: March 20, 2019, 10:59:26 PM »
¿A quién mataré después? ¡¿QUIÉN SABE?! ¿Será Crouton? Es un misterio.

Okay.  Many people are dropping and I have no idea what's going on.  My loser sister in law just had her baby so I'm stuck watching the kids all day. 

Here's the question of the night since I haven't the time for subterfuge: Which one of you ghost bitches wants to breath free air again?
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #170 on: March 20, 2019, 11:32:51 PM »
I miss being alive.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #171 on: March 20, 2019, 11:37:22 PM »
Franklin wishes he could still contract gonorrhea. Okay so feeling STD's again is the one to beat.  Can anyone give me something better?
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #172 on: March 20, 2019, 11:44:40 PM »

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #173 on: March 20, 2019, 11:46:43 PM »
Oh yeah, that's right. It wasn't Gayer or Crouton. B.Franks, it had to be you. You pulled your protection away from me at the worst possible moment. Sorry, not sorry.
I only did it because I didn't want you to win.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #174 on: March 21, 2019, 12:39:47 AM »
I would like to live, I deserve to live
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #175 on: March 21, 2019, 12:44:14 AM »
I would like to live, I deserve to live

You did enough living last game  >:(
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #176 on: March 21, 2019, 03:40:05 AM »
If you revive me I'll lock up anyone you say in my sex dungeon.
Even you, if you roll that way.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #177 on: March 21, 2019, 05:47:15 AM »
Is it in our best interest to sacrifice one person to revive another, who will likely die the next night anyway?
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #178 on: March 21, 2019, 06:13:48 AM »
Bring Gayer back.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #179 on: March 21, 2019, 07:03:31 AM »
Gayer is immortal.  The fact that she was ever dead sounds like a paperwork error.

Very well then.  I shall say my right words.  She reminds me of the babe.  The babe with the power.  The power of Voodoo.  You do. You remind me of the babe.

[I wear tight pants without anything supporting my junk, star in a kids movie, and bring Gayer back to the land of the living]
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