Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #30 on: March 18, 2019, 11:30:45 AM »
Jane is super sketchy already, and not just because of what's been posted in the thread.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #31 on: March 18, 2019, 11:38:56 AM »
Barst, you are worse than Jane in seeing red and wanting me dead.

I thought Canadians were friendly, you must not be a native.
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #32 on: March 18, 2019, 11:41:21 AM »
Barst, you are worse than Jane in seeing red and wanting me dead.
That was once, and I wasn't even the first to vote.
I saved you this time!

God, you commit one little murder and you never hear the end of it...

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #33 on: March 18, 2019, 11:43:46 AM »
I don't really understand lynching the narrator and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

[I vote to lynch BatteryStaple]

Narrator - 2
BatteryStaple - 3

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #34 on: March 18, 2019, 11:44:20 AM »
I moved the rules to the OP of this thread. Finishing up back story currently
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #35 on: March 18, 2019, 11:46:02 AM »
I don't really understand lynching the narrator and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

[I vote to lynch BatteryStaple]

Narrator - 2
BatteryStaple - 3

It is permitted per the rules...there are 4 options that can happen, two is really good for the villagers two are very bad chosen at random....that is unless barst keeps it up, I might choose with bias for whatever screws his side the most lol
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #36 on: March 18, 2019, 11:54:59 AM »
Tough choice.

If I let barst die then I give into anger. If I get the narrator lynched then I give into fear.

I'm going to go the route of cowardice and try to stalemate the decision.

[vote to lynch the narrator]

Narrator 3
Barst 3
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #37 on: March 18, 2019, 12:02:53 PM »
Tough choice.

If I let barst die then I give into anger. If I get the narrator lynched then I give into fear.

I'm going to go the route of cowardice and try to stalemate the decision.

[vote to lynch the narrator]

Narrator 3
Barst 3
I hate cowardice and stalemates.

[I change my vote to lynch Crouton]
Narrator -3
Barst - 2
Crouton - 1

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #38 on: March 18, 2019, 12:05:56 PM »
Tough choice.

If I let barst die then I give into anger. If I get the narrator lynched then I give into fear.

I'm going to go the route of cowardice and try to stalemate the decision.

[vote to lynch the narrator]

Narrator 3
Barst 3
I hate cowardice and stalemates.

[I change my vote to lynch Crouton]
Narrator -3
Barst - 2
Crouton - 1

Sorry ben, all votes are final my friend.

The vote holds at
Narrator-3
Barst-3
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #39 on: March 18, 2019, 12:10:04 PM »
Tyranny!

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #40 on: March 18, 2019, 12:27:06 PM »
Tyranny!

Quiet you, before I send evil Dave to turn you into a toad. (plus, we have never allowed vote changes once posted, I am not starting now)
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #41 on: March 18, 2019, 12:28:19 PM »
Alright, this is the back story...posting it here so the rules and deaths can sit alone in the OP.

5 years from the defeat of the penguin infestation and evil Dave leaving the village he sits alone as usual running the events through his head like it was yesterday. Every time they pass his rage grows exponentially towards the villagers who lynched him, Jane's face imprinted in his brain has she lead the charge to his death when he was good Dave, turning evil has he was forced to find refuge in the pieced together bastard body shifter tried to put together...

Finally he yelled "Enough, they are dead!! Every last one of them!! It's time to release my vengeance!"

Evil Dave walks to a dark hole covered with a rotted piece of plywood, removing the wood and revealing the most fowl, disgusting penguin anyone's mind could imagine.

"Go my friend, you have been grown, raised and fueled by my rage and power. You have abilities never seen before.. Destroy them all, every last single one, stay in the shadows, take your time and enjoy every kill like it was your first"

Paula Dean sprints towards the village at speeds almost blurring it's form.

At the village a storm begins to form, though strangely, not a single drop of rain, just wind, lightning and clouds that almost blacked out the sky.

"This isn't right" said an old man in the village "The lightning isn't a normal color and the wind is coming from all directions at once"

All digital clocks, meters and anything else with numerical values flashed 13, 13 times then went blank.

One wild card at the edge of town stood up, knowing exactly what this meant. A left over villager still angry about the lynching of good Dave realized this was his chance to finally watch the villagers fall. The wild card started his walk towards towns square.

The other wild card, working as a black smith, stopped hammering when he felt the necklace he always kept hidden under his shirt get warm. A penguin tooth he took from the dead carcass of a penguin from the last invasion. He made friends with the penguins when they came last, he felt sympathy for their cause and as a being. He always hated the villagers for killing them, and he knew this was the time to seek his revenge.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #42 on: March 18, 2019, 12:48:10 PM »
Loser.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #43 on: March 18, 2019, 12:50:38 PM »
Loser.

Who are you even talking to?

Or is this your usual self talk?
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #44 on: March 18, 2019, 12:55:19 PM »

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #45 on: March 18, 2019, 12:56:28 PM »
Crouton, you saved my life. I shall forever be in your debt.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #46 on: March 18, 2019, 01:00:41 PM »
Jane's face imprinted in his brain has she lead the charge to his death when he was good Dave
You were killed by Boydster and NSS! Go haunt them!

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #47 on: March 18, 2019, 01:02:42 PM »
Loser.

Who are you even talking to?

Or is this your usual self talk?
Yes.

Perhaps you should be more positive with your self talk?

Crouton, you saved my life. I shall forever be in your debt.

There is still time, you never know.

I wish I had enabled narrator voting so I could tip the balance...only for you And maybe Jane
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #48 on: March 18, 2019, 01:03:54 PM »
Jane's face imprinted in his brain has she lead the charge to his death when he was good Dave
You were killed by Boydster and NSS! Go haunt them!

You started the process and was the first to vote!

You know what you did, evil Dave forgets nothing
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #49 on: March 18, 2019, 01:10:12 PM »
You started the process and was the first to vote!

You know what you did, evil Dave forgets nothing
That was for you, not Dave!
https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=78603.msg2121060#msg2121060
And I still wasn't first!

FAKE NEWS

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #50 on: March 18, 2019, 01:25:03 PM »
You started the process and was the first to vote!

You know what you did, evil Dave forgets nothing
That was for you, not Dave!
https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=78603.msg2121060#msg2121060
And I still wasn't first!

FAKE NEWS

"How bout we just go for the narrator"

You are right, your post was fake news. Thank you for calling it on yourself
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #51 on: March 18, 2019, 01:36:40 PM »
"How bout we just go for the narrator"

You are right, your post was fake news. Thank you for calling it on yourself
Wasn't a vote! And I said that literally every game.

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #52 on: March 18, 2019, 01:39:35 PM »
[I vote to lynch BatteryStaple]
Narrator 3
Batterystaple 4

It's suspect someone wanting to potentially hamstring us right out of the gate.
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #53 on: March 18, 2019, 01:45:19 PM »
Just a reminder...two hours before sunset...

So far it is barst with a one vote lead to meet his maker.
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #54 on: March 18, 2019, 01:56:27 PM »
As payback for being the worst narrator evar, [I vote to lynch Batterstaple]

Narrator 3
Batterystaple 5
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #55 on: March 18, 2019, 02:16:00 PM »
Did someone forget to give BatteryStaple his meds before the game started?

[Vote to Cancel BatteryStaple's Vote]

Narrator 2
Batterystaple 5
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #56 on: March 18, 2019, 02:18:03 PM »
Did someone forget to give BatteryStaple his meds before the game started?

[Vote to Cancel BatteryStaple's Vote]

Narrator 2
Batterystaple 5

Lol, that is awesome you chimed in like that. I had already wrote the story for battery staple's death you will see why. Will go ahead and post it, ending the day since there is nothing that can be done to save him.
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #57 on: March 18, 2019, 02:21:12 PM »
As the villagers met in the town square discussing what to do, the discussion remained calm and controlled in a very frank and serious undertone.

Then suddenly, battery staple comes running in the middle of the square yelling nonsensical gibberish as the crowd moved to dodge him and circled around him. He had a crazed look in his right eye, as in almost a lazy eye.

"What is wrong with him?" The villagers mumbled amongst themselves. "We have always known he was special, but this is over the top even for him" Jane said to duck.

As his rantings got louder and more ridiculous, the villagers started to all make eye contact with each other with a slight nod subliminally knowing what they were thinking and what to do next.

Just moments after the silent agreement, NSS walked up to battery staple within two feet, stopped and yelled "Hey!!!". Battery turned around and looked at NSS with the same crazed look not skipping a beat in his ranting. NSS then pulled an old fireman's ax from behind his back and split battery staple's head in two, with the crazy eye still staring at him.

"You have no idea how good that felt and how long I have been wanting to do that for" NSS said. "Amen" said the crowd, they went back to discussing what actions to take next.

BatteryStaple, a villager (though a quite slow one) is dead.

The sun sets and night draws in.

Anyone with powers and Paula Dean, you know what to do.
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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #58 on: March 18, 2019, 02:23:31 PM »
Nice work everyone ::)

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Re: Werepenguin XIII- The unholy number players thread
« Reply #59 on: March 18, 2019, 02:25:29 PM »
I have to say, not only can battery staple narrate a ridiculous game, he can do the same as a player.

Very slow golf clap for battery staple...I really think his name should be changed to lordshartmaster as I suggested. At least for a week


Oh, also, I know I have mentioned this before, but just a friendly reminder. This game, a wild card death or penguin death will be announced.
« Last Edit: March 18, 2019, 02:27:08 PM by Chicken Fried Clucker »
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