Trump will call his wife ugly and Beto will don a Che Guevara hat and go after him with a panga, Trump will throw his robot wife to him to save his own skin, but she will fall for him and start a cult in his name, despite dropping his lefty stance on violence Beto will surf to power after Melania cuts his wife’s head off as an offering and he short circuits her with a fire extinguisher, ritually scars his face in grief and names LeBron James as his vice president, Trump will flee the country to Saudi Arabia where he will disappear, eventually being found by a black ops team led by Ellen DeGeneres cut into little pieces in the compound of Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, a rogue intelligence officer will take the blame.