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A different kind of naming ceremony

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #90 on: March 18, 2019, 09:43:36 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #91 on: March 18, 2019, 10:37:23 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #92 on: March 18, 2019, 10:58:35 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #93 on: March 18, 2019, 11:37:06 AM »
I always regretted not giving our second a middle name of "Danger", though I'm not sure it would fit here.
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #94 on: March 18, 2019, 03:21:38 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #95 on: March 18, 2019, 04:31:04 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #96 on: March 18, 2019, 07:41:58 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #97 on: March 19, 2019, 01:36:48 AM »


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« Reply #98 on: March 19, 2019, 05:15:51 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #99 on: March 19, 2019, 08:01:35 AM »
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« Reply #100 on: March 19, 2019, 09:11:41 AM »
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« Reply #101 on: March 19, 2019, 10:31:46 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #102 on: March 19, 2019, 10:47:07 PM »
Quote from: Bullwinkle on March 19, 2019, 08:01:35 AM
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He asked for a list of names for the child, not a list of likely subjects as sire.
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #103 on: March 20, 2019, 03:22:52 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #104 on: March 22, 2019, 01:23:14 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #105 on: March 22, 2019, 01:50:55 PM »
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Quote from: Crouton on December 02, 2022, 08:48:03 AM
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #106 on: March 28, 2019, 05:09:52 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #107 on: March 28, 2019, 05:24:24 PM »
Quote from: Jane on March 22, 2019, 01:50:55 PM
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The Number Game has broken Jane. 5 names. Like this:

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #108 on: March 28, 2019, 05:25:26 PM »
OOOO! There could be a "One of these things is not like the others" theme to it!
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #109 on: March 28, 2019, 05:29:46 PM »
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Quote from: Jane on March 22, 2019, 01:50:55 PM
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym

The Number Game has broken Jane. 5 names. Like this:

John Paul George Ringo Elvis
I'm going above and beyond.

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Quote from: Crouton on December 02, 2022, 08:48:03 AM
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #110 on: March 28, 2019, 05:36:18 PM »
I'm going to turn this whole thing on its head right now.

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It's implied in the name that there are 5 names.
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #111 on: March 28, 2019, 07:58:05 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #112 on: March 28, 2019, 07:58:36 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #113 on: March 29, 2019, 03:16:43 AM »
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Quote from: Crouton on December 02, 2022, 08:48:03 AM
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #114 on: March 29, 2019, 08:03:34 AM »

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #115 on: March 29, 2019, 08:11:43 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #116 on: March 29, 2019, 03:15:17 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #117 on: March 30, 2019, 06:20:21 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #118 on: March 30, 2019, 06:46:06 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #119 on: April 17, 2019, 08:38:47 PM »
Well....any names yet?

I think we decided on Davina Harker (insert last name here, not putting for obvious reasons), she swears it's a girl because of her Spanish traditions and the "signs"...

I am aware I only fire males out, I don't want to burst her bubble....nor mine, as I always wanted a girl.

Also, if it's a boy, I don't have shit for names
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