A different kind of naming ceremony

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Jane

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #60 on: March 14, 2019, 06:54:05 AM »
Theme naming!
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #61 on: March 14, 2019, 10:24:03 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #62 on: March 14, 2019, 11:47:40 AM »
The racists kind of ruined those names for everyone. Maybe in a 100 years it'll be okay to have toothbrush mustaches again.
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #63 on: March 14, 2019, 11:50:31 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #64 on: March 14, 2019, 11:51:11 AM »
The racists kind of ruined those names for everyone.
Stalin wasn't racist though.

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #65 on: March 14, 2019, 12:00:29 PM »
The racists kind of ruined those names for everyone.
Stalin wasn't racist though.

Good point. I'll see if Stalin works.
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #66 on: March 14, 2019, 12:17:24 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #67 on: March 14, 2019, 12:37:49 PM »
The racists kind of ruined those names for everyone.
Stalin wasn't racist though.

Good point. I'll see if Stalin works.
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #68 on: March 14, 2019, 01:50:46 PM »
We had a real PITA when we used 4 names on our first. Many government entities took it as a hyphenated last name, which is just wrong.

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #69 on: March 14, 2019, 01:56:09 PM »
We've had some issues as well. Mrs. Crouton usually handles those though. But yeah, we have doomed them to a life of paperwork nonsense to appeal to our vanity.
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #70 on: March 14, 2019, 02:27:13 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #71 on: March 14, 2019, 02:53:56 PM »
Have their fourth name be Hyphen, really mess with them!

Alice Beca Carol Hyphen Crouton  :D
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #72 on: March 14, 2019, 11:50:55 PM »
Maybe you should alternate male and female names just in case they turn out woke
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #73 on: March 15, 2019, 04:33:42 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #74 on: March 15, 2019, 04:42:40 AM »
April May June Julie Crouton

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #75 on: March 15, 2019, 06:14:17 AM »
Abcde

It is pronounced "Ab-Cee-Dee."
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #76 on: March 15, 2019, 07:49:00 AM »
Ceasar.  It would be fitting.
It's not racist, wise. Everybody poops.

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #77 on: March 15, 2019, 08:03:17 AM »
Ceasar.  It would be fitting.
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #78 on: March 15, 2019, 08:04:47 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #79 on: March 15, 2019, 09:17:55 AM »
Ceasar.  It would be fitting.
Degenerates like you belong on a cross.

So sad.  Jane got the reference.

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #80 on: March 15, 2019, 09:34:27 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #81 on: March 15, 2019, 11:08:14 AM »
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I'm shocked you didn't go with:

Wesker Wesker Wesker Wesker Wesker
It's not racist, wise. Everybody poops.

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #82 on: March 15, 2019, 11:27:44 AM »
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I'm shocked you didn't go with:

Wesker Wesker Wesker Wesker Wesker
There can be only one.

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #83 on: March 15, 2019, 12:22:45 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #84 on: March 15, 2019, 01:01:00 PM »
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It's not racist, wise. Everybody poops.

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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #85 on: March 15, 2019, 01:41:15 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #86 on: March 16, 2019, 10:30:01 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #87 on: March 16, 2019, 02:53:55 PM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #88 on: March 18, 2019, 08:03:38 AM »
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Re: A different kind of naming ceremony
« Reply #89 on: March 18, 2019, 09:03:44 AM »

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