The benefits of this approach are clear. Crouton is only the first step, but if we can replace select individuals we may be able to infiltrate even the conspiracy that runs this site.
Now, you may be thinking: "Jane, that's ridiculous! Why would you post such a plan so brazenly?" But don't worry, it's safe here:
If you want to make a thread that I'll never see, start it in the Science & Technology forum.
My proposal is thus:
We, the users of the FES forum, pool our resources. Some of us can work on programming the pseudo-AI with a few phrases and ideas it can repeat, so that no one will notice anything amiss. Others can work on the blueprints. If all we are concerned about is the forums, we can likely neglect functioning legs as it will be sitting in place all day, so that saves on some work. It may prove to be easier to have a direct connection from the duplicate's wrist into a computer rather than teaching it how to type. This will also have the advantage of making Crouton more efficient, so that his masters at the conspiracy will not ask too many questions.
I believe that if we work hard, we can do this.
Who's with me?