Totally Not A Thread About Replacing Crouton With A Robot

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Totally Not A Thread About Replacing Crouton With A Robot
« on: February 21, 2019, 03:30:25 PM »
The benefits of this approach are clear. Crouton is only the first step, but if we can replace select individuals we may be able to infiltrate even the conspiracy that runs this site.

Now, you may be thinking: "Jane, that's ridiculous! Why would you post such a plan so brazenly?" But don't worry, it's safe here:

If you want to make a thread that I'll never see, start it in the Science & Technology forum.

My proposal is thus:

We, the users of the FES forum, pool our resources. Some of us can work on programming the pseudo-AI with a few phrases and ideas it can repeat, so that no one will notice anything amiss. Others can work on the blueprints. If all we are concerned about is the forums, we can likely neglect functioning legs as it will be sitting in place all day, so that saves on some work. It may prove to be easier to have a direct connection from the duplicate's wrist into a computer rather than teaching it how to type. This will also have the advantage of making Crouton more efficient, so that his masters at the conspiracy will not ask too many questions.
I believe that if we work hard, we can do this.

Who's with me?
« Last Edit: March 11, 2019, 04:24:41 AM by Jane »

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2019, 03:32:51 PM »
I will program the legs!
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. What you just wrote sounds exactly like something that a gay rights Portuguese Samurai would write.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2019, 04:48:08 PM »
Good to hear! I'll work on the logic circuits. The occasional snarky remark, references to dick pics, and questionable taste in movies. Am I missing anything?

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2019, 04:51:51 PM »
Am I missing anything?
An unabashed optimistic outlook in the face of those that would try to break him
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. What you just wrote sounds exactly like something that a gay rights Portuguese Samurai would write.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2019, 06:13:26 PM »
Suddenly this thread reminds me of a question:

"What makes you believe that any person you meet must be a Real Person?"

Are you sure Rabinoz and JackBlack are not AIs??

Just kidding ;D
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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2019, 01:22:04 PM »
Are you sure Rabinoz and JackBlack are not AIs??
Hey, don't leak details of the RabBlack project!

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2019, 02:32:12 PM »
Good to hear! I'll work on the logic circuits. The occasional snarky remark, references to dick pics, and questionable taste in movies. Am I missing anything?

I think lonewanker should program the references to dick pics since he has tremendous experience in that area.
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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2019, 09:50:53 PM »
Are you sure Rabinoz and JackBlack are not AIs??
Hey, don't leak details of the RabBlack project!

"RabBlack Project" ... what a cute name  8) 👍
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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2019, 02:37:09 AM »
Good to hear! I'll work on the logic circuits. The occasional snarky remark, references to dick pics, and questionable taste in movies. Am I missing anything?

I think lonewanker should program the references to dick pics since he has tremendous experience in that area.
Ok, but we'll need extra work on the intelligence circuits to compensate.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #9 on: March 06, 2019, 05:21:11 PM »
Good news! I pulled a few strings and managed to get ahold of an animatronic kangaroo from the Australia project. Should be able to repurpose the mechanisms to make this work. Who's good at moulding convincing human faces?

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #10 on: March 06, 2019, 05:38:52 PM »
I am not, so I recommend using my services for this!
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. What you just wrote sounds exactly like something that a gay rights Portuguese Samurai would write.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #11 on: March 06, 2019, 07:09:26 PM »
I am not, so I recommend using my services for this!
It's sure to look exactly like Crouton! Genius! Ok, you're on face duty.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #12 on: March 06, 2019, 10:05:36 PM »
"An animatronic kangaroo from the Australia project"?

Are you sure it's Australia?

IMHO perhaps it's New Zealand or Papua or something else.
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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2019, 03:52:35 AM »
"An animatronic kangaroo from the Australia project"?

Are you sure it's Australia?

IMHO perhaps it's New Zealand or Papua or something else.
We don't talk about the New Zealand project.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2019, 03:57:23 AM »
I say we build on this framework . . .

RE can never win this argument.
FE can't be disproved.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #15 on: March 07, 2019, 05:35:40 AM »
Why "replace Crouton with a robot duplicate"? He's obviously already a robot! Just look at his avatar - that's no human.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2019, 06:24:44 AM »
Why "replace Crouton with a robot duplicate"? He's obviously already a robot! Just look at his avatar - that's no human.
A duplicate robot would be much more awesomery though.
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. What you just wrote sounds exactly like something that a gay rights Portuguese Samurai would write.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2019, 06:36:13 PM »
"An animatronic kangaroo from the Australia project"?

Are you sure it's Australia?

IMHO perhaps it's New Zealand or Papua or something else.
We don't talk about the New Zealand project.

So.. Australia exists?
Okay...
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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2019, 04:22:29 AM »
"An animatronic kangaroo from the Australia project"?

Are you sure it's Australia?

IMHO perhaps it's New Zealand or Papua or something else.
We don't talk about the New Zealand project.

So.. Australia exists?
Okay...
Let's keep them thinking that  ;D

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2019, 04:24:09 AM »
Danang please keep on topic. Which part of robot Crouton will you volunteer to work on?
Let me explain this in a way you can understand. What you just wrote sounds exactly like something that a gay rights Portuguese Samurai would write.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2019, 10:41:53 PM »
Danang please keep on topic. Which part of robot Crouton will you volunteer to work on?

I'm ready to program an algorithm for the chip installed within the robot's forehead.
I call it the algorithm of Phew. 8)
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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #21 on: March 09, 2019, 02:49:40 AM »
Danang please keep on topic. Which part of robot Crouton will you volunteer to work on?

I'm ready to program an algorithm for the chip installed within the robot's forehead.
I call it the algorithm of Phew. 8)
I get the feeling you are not taking this veyr improtant project entirely seriously.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #22 on: March 09, 2019, 06:33:33 PM »
Wait a minute...

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #23 on: March 09, 2019, 09:50:02 PM »
Danang please keep on topic. Which part of robot Crouton will you volunteer to work on?

I'm ready to program an algorithm for the chip installed within the robot's forehead.
I call it the algorithm of Phew. 8)
I get the feeling you are not taking this veyr improtant project entirely seriously.
What differences would it make if were replaced Crouton with a robot duplicate?

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #24 on: March 09, 2019, 11:42:43 PM »

What differences would it make if were replaced Crouton with a robot duplicate?

We would all lose a bit of humanity in doing so.
RE can never win this argument.
FE can't be disproved.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #25 on: March 10, 2019, 12:19:16 AM »

What differences would it make if were replaced Crouton with a robot duplicate?

We would all lose a bit of humanity in doing so.
How would we "all lose a bit of humanity" by replacing a robot with a robot duplicate?
You can't convince me that there's any humanity in: and I'll reserve my opinion on:

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #26 on: March 10, 2019, 12:27:21 AM »

How would we "all lose a bit of humanity" by replacing a robot with a robot duplicate?
You can't convince me that there's any humanity in: and I'll reserve my opinion on:

This better?

RE can never win this argument.
FE can't be disproved.

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #27 on: March 10, 2019, 03:47:58 AM »

How would we "all lose a bit of humanity" by replacing a robot with a robot duplicate?
You can't convince me that there's any humanity in: and I'll reserve my opinion on:

This better?


Isn't AI getting to emulate human behaviour so well these days - you almost had me fooled ::).

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #28 on: March 10, 2019, 05:22:59 AM »
Danang please keep on topic. Which part of robot Crouton will you volunteer to work on?

I'm ready to program an algorithm for the chip installed within the robot's forehead.
I call it the algorithm of Phew. 8)
I get the feeling you are not taking this very important project entirely seriously.
What differences would it make if were replaced Crouton with a robot duplicate?
EVERYTHING

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Re: Can we replace Crouton with a robot duplicate?
« Reply #29 on: March 10, 2019, 05:26:29 PM »

How would we "all lose a bit of humanity" by replacing a robot with a robot duplicate?
You can't convince me that there's any humanity in: and I'll reserve my opinion on:

This better?



Stop being coy bullwinkle.  Show him the explicit album:

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