WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #30 on: February 16, 2019, 04:20:45 PM »
Any glass of ice cold water I can pour over my head? It's hot out here. I miss grey skies.
Sparkling,  mineral, or spring. It's a desert out here though, do your part to conserve.
Not sparkling, whichever's cheapest of the rest.
Pass a bowl over too, I'll conserve what I can. May be doing this a lot.
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #31 on: February 16, 2019, 04:22:59 PM »
I come from the jungle, I do not like this dry air.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #32 on: February 16, 2019, 08:12:40 PM »
As far as I can see the serve started but my mint liqueur still did not come. I don't want too much alcohol. Someone has to leave the jura at her home and junker seems busy at working at here. I do.  8)
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #33 on: February 17, 2019, 03:03:25 AM »
This place is much like Oz. An arid, punishing wasteland.

I'll take a beer. But because alcohol dehydrates one's self I'll have to be a square and have a glass of water with it. Have to keep alert around these parts.

What else to do for fun around these parts?

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #34 on: February 17, 2019, 03:51:42 AM »
What else to do for fun around these parts?
Maybe murder, what do you think of that?
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #35 on: February 17, 2019, 04:30:25 AM »
First person I'm gonna vote to lynch is Jura.  Because his/her name is first on the list.
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #36 on: February 17, 2019, 05:59:09 AM »
If we are nominating people to die, might I suggest the Lord of FES poll-fuckery? :o WE MUST TAKE ACTION!!

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #37 on: February 17, 2019, 06:16:21 AM »
As far as I can see the serve started but my mint liqueur still did not come. I don't want too much alcohol.
Never heard of anyone taking mint liqueur straight, but you got it. Enjoy a Crème de menthe.


I'll take a beer. But because alcohol dehydrates one's self I'll have to be a square and have a glass of water with it. Have to keep alert around these parts.
An IPA and a glass of water coming up.


What else to do for fun around these parts?
I believe you will be far too busy working to explore. But once the shuttles are working again I can recommend some local sightseeing as well as some very interesting mining towns only a couple of hours away.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #38 on: February 17, 2019, 06:20:56 AM »
As far as I can see the serve started but my mint liqueur still did not come. I don't want too much alcohol.
Never heard of anyone taking mint liqueur straight, but you got it. Enjoy a Crème de menthe.

I think it is same thing. Thanks.
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #39 on: February 17, 2019, 01:01:23 PM »
FYI first Dawn is just under an hour from this post

I'm on the last leg of my travels and will review if anything happens and do a bit of narration in 6-7 hours.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #40 on: February 17, 2019, 01:18:45 PM »
LET THE GAMES BEGIN.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #41 on: February 17, 2019, 01:36:57 PM »
Alright. Gameface people!

Time to man up.

Barkeep! I need a midori sour followed by a sex on the beach. Then a slippery nipple and a six pack of strawberry daquiris.

After that I'll probably relax with some really girly drinks.
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #42 on: February 17, 2019, 01:46:09 PM »
Alright. Preliminary read,  Dave and gayer are teammates. Wise and cfc are also teammates. /gameover
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #43 on: February 17, 2019, 02:28:31 PM »
Alright. Preliminary read,  Dave and gayer are teammates. Wise and cfc are also teammates. /gameover

You seem awfully sure of that. Do you wish us to test that in a lynching of one of those people?

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #44 on: February 17, 2019, 02:52:52 PM »
SCG, Crouton, Barst and Franklin if we're taking stabs in the dark.

I've also got my eye on the barman. I get werewolf vibes from him. It'd better not be a full moon.
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2019, 03:02:50 PM »

Jura wandered out to throw the iced tea in the bushes, returned and ordered a beer, things were about to get mean, she went over and put something light on the jukebox hoping the vibe would chill people.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2019, 03:30:18 PM »
We have both kinds of music here, Country and Western.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2019, 03:43:24 PM »

Jura wandered out to throw the iced tea in the bushes, returned and ordered a beer, things were about to get mean, she went over and put something light on the jukebox hoping the vibe would chill people.



That music doesn't make me feel relaxed. It makes me want to throw that damn jukebox on top of someone's head. Is that normal?

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2019, 03:53:00 PM »


I hacked Stash's Facebook, and this is what I found.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2019, 03:55:50 PM »


I hacked Stash's Facebook, and this is what I found.

That's some neat detective work there SCG.

Stash....what say you to this insinuation?

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #50 on: February 17, 2019, 03:56:05 PM »
SCG, Crouton, Barst and Franklin if we're taking stabs in the dark.

I've also got my eye on the barman. I get werewolf vibes from him. It'd better not be a full moon.

While it is true that we are in a secret alliance you're just speculating to say that we're either good or evil.
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #51 on: February 17, 2019, 03:58:51 PM »
I hacked Stash's Facebook, and this is what I found.
That's a good plan. I'm going to hack Shifter's facebook, see what I can find. Back in a sec.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #52 on: February 17, 2019, 04:01:44 PM »
Alright. Gameface people!

Time to man up.

Barkeep! I need a midori sour followed by a sex on the beach. Then a slippery nipple and a six pack of strawberry daquiris.

After that I'll probably relax with some really girly drinks.
You can have the Midori and then you're cut off until you pull it together

Jura wandered out to throw the iced tea in the bushes, returned and ordered a beer...
I know you're a simpleton from across the pond but a long island doesn't actually have any iced tea in it. You'd probaly like it. You can have a can of Budweiser in it's place.


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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #53 on: February 17, 2019, 04:05:53 PM »
Long Island iced teas are deadly.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #54 on: February 17, 2019, 04:18:54 PM »
I hacked Stash's Facebook, and this is what I found.
That's a good plan. I'm going to hack Shifter's facebook, see what I can find. Back in a sec.

OH GOD
OH GOD
MY EYYEEESSSS

Haha sucked in!

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #55 on: February 17, 2019, 08:24:24 PM »
Alright. Preliminary read,  Dave and gayer are teammates. Wise and cfc are also teammates. /gameover

Dave is new and none of narrator can dare a new as evil in first game. And I was two times evil in a row and a third one would be a suicide for a narrator.

You weak. Whenever duckdodgers weak he is the evil. Game over.
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #56 on: February 17, 2019, 08:31:49 PM »
A small contingent of guests from Mr. Johnson's party had arrived early and were meandering about the resort grounds. They all stopped in to meet their bartender extraordinaire, junker. Some partake in the poison, while others do not. After all, no one wants to be the one remembered for going shirtless and singing their best a cappella rendition of Frank Sinatra's My Way from a tabletop.

So far it has been tame. The friendly bartender has picked up murmurs of the intent of this gathering, although it doesn't make a lot of sense to him. No less so than topics of conversation he frequently listens to from those patrons still in the bar past midnight insisting they aren't even buzzed, and this is the year they get that promotion.

The remainder of the guests in this party have trickled in. In checking the guest list, it appears that all are accounted for. Given that this party's tab is already covered with an included 20% gratuity (junker still leaves out the tip jar), there isn't much for the barkeep to do but relax and make money.

Please take note. While junker takes his job seriously (a little too seriously, perhaps) and does not partake in gossip, his counterpart Jim has been known to drink with the clientele. Jim sometimes has loose lips, and has been known to repeat things from a variety of conversations. Do take care if you value your privacy.

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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #57 on: February 17, 2019, 09:20:55 PM »
[I vote to lynch Jura]

Jura - 1
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #58 on: February 17, 2019, 09:22:25 PM »
Alright. Preliminary read,  Dave and gayer are teammates. Wise and cfc are also teammates. /gameover

Dave is new and none of narrator can dare a new as evil in first game. And I was two times evil in a row and a third one would be a suicide for a narrator.

You weak. Whenever duckdodgers weak he is the evil. Game over.

That's BS.
A random lottery for evil roles means anyone csn be.  And maybe Gayer and I are on the same team: Villagers.  Or maybe not.  No way to know but to lynch us and find out.
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Re: WP XI - Hotel California - Game Thread
« Reply #59 on: February 17, 2019, 10:31:55 PM »
I vote to lynch Jura.

Jura - 1

Why did you do that? You know everybody has equal chance on day 1. And there was already a suspicious person took suspect of 4 people in day one. I think you've done something wrong here. However, this may be taken into consideration because you are new in the game. I don't know, I think junker didn't do you an evil role because you were new to the game, but you got into the suspect list with this behavior.And you're right, there's a chance that you're an evil since there's a random lottery. sad. it would better if you as a new player waited the others. why so hurry?

I don't think it's right for lynching jura. What happens if she were an important person for villagers? We can not know this. There is no sense here. maybe new players may be banned from voting on the first day in future games. Or maybe you have a personel problem with her. Because you said same thing before the game too. But this is not true place for solving your personel problems.
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