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hello
« on: February 04, 2019, 09:02:42 AM »
hi my name is gloria ;D. i'm very excited to join this community.
« Last Edit: February 05, 2019, 08:52:37 AM by gloriaburton »

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Crouton

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Re: hello
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2019, 09:05:13 AM »
Welcome Gloria.
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Jura-Glenlivet II

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« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2019, 01:46:51 PM »

Do you play Were-penguin Gloria?
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Re: hello
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2019, 03:03:18 PM »
Hi Gloria! Jura asks a good question, and I am going to make an assumption that you have never even heard of Werepenguin. I will follow that up with the suggestion that you please join us in the upcoming game.

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« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2019, 04:48:24 PM »
I think Gloria lied about being very excited.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: hello
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2019, 10:34:39 PM »
hi my name is gloria, i'm 60 years young  ;D. i'm very excited to join this community.

Hey young, wellcome. I know many youths younger than you. here we educate young people like you, and in the future we bring the youths as talents to humanity. I hope you don't leave here with the excitement of youth.

there should be an age limit here that I suggest it since years. We must not take those younger than 61 years old.  :)
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« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2019, 05:40:21 PM »
Welcome.

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Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2019, 07:06:00 PM »
Hi Gloria! Here you can find enlightnening ideas when things are on trak(imo) and entertainment when they are not.
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2019, 11:06:35 AM »

Gloria didn't make it!

Mike, Cake, you playing were-penguin?
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2019, 07:39:18 AM »
Perhaps Gloria was simply too excited to be here and the Satanists at NASA had to take her out?

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« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2019, 08:37:25 AM »

Hi Son of', hope things have settled down there and you are safe, you missed my game.
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Re: hello
« Reply #11 on: February 25, 2019, 08:46:15 PM »
Hello Gloria! I too am new to this community ;) Iím so excited to learn more about the flat earth, just like you! 

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Re: hello
« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2019, 06:54:38 PM »
Gloria! You're back! With a new screen name!

Re: hello
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2019, 07:38:01 PM »
Zoinks!
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« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2019, 02:41:38 AM »

What is it about us that puts the likes of Gloria off, after bothering to set up an account and starting a thread?
I don't get it, presumably they have lurked awhile to get a measure of what goes down here, we invited her to our game and then she disappears.

Rude or assassinated?
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« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2019, 04:23:25 AM »
Suicided by an alphabet agency for getting too close to the truth

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« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2019, 05:13:33 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: March 11, 2019, 04:16:36 AM »
Jura, as beautiful of a slut you are, how long do I have to keep this title?  Surely, you have all kinds of beaus who are more willing than me to be your bitch.  Wipe your legs and face off and let me have my life back, bitch. 

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« Reply #18 on: March 11, 2019, 04:56:40 AM »

Flatterer!

Is anybody going to take pity on SOO, lift his burden?

I need a bitch and now this one is worn out!
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« Reply #19 on: March 11, 2019, 05:00:09 AM »
Your mom is worn out, but I still take pity on her.  Fat women need love too. 

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« Reply #20 on: March 11, 2019, 07:52:36 AM »

Orospu, you are a necrophiliac? I suppose itís in the avatar.
Iím guessing by your attitude that you donít really want to stop being my bitch, that you are happy, but like to struggle against the chains for a while.
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

Suicide is dangerous- other philosophies are available-#Life is great.
wandering stars for whom is reserved the blackness of darkness forever.