believing in it requires supernatural silliness.
No, it just requires you to go out and take one yourself, or to not be a paranoid nutcase with a deep seeded need to reject reality.
You are yet to show a single issue with the image which would indicate it is fake, you just dismiss it as fake.
Do you notice the massive difference between your fake squares and the very real satellites?
The very real satellites are very small, taking up only 4 pixels at most, blurring with the background.
Importantly, these vary over time, quite dramatically. The most extreme example is when another star appears to pass behind it, where it just blurs and is overwhelmed by the star, such that you cannot tell the satellite is there for that frame.
Your 5 year old paint skills instead have very large fake satellites which have a well defined border, which remain well separated when stars pass behind them. They do not display any of the signs associated with actual photos.
So it is quite clear that your fake satellites are fake.
There is no reason to think the very real satellites are fake.
So no, you have provided no reason to doubt this very real evidence, but plenty can be provided to doubt your paint crap.