# Sorrowful new year!

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#### wise

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##### Sorrowful new year!
« on: December 25, 2018, 11:04:29 PM »
Every year I saw is worse than the passed one. Under these circumstances I don't see anything to celebrate. Santa is dead years ago and does not show any sign to him stay alive.
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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2018, 12:03:09 AM »
Yeah, dreary. But don't you think Santa is probably an immortal?
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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2018, 12:05:48 AM »
Every year I saw is worse than the passed one. Under these circumstances I don't see anything to celebrate. Santa is dead years ago and does not show any sign to him stay alive.
Happy New Year to all and may each year be HAPPIER than the previous one!

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2018, 12:11:48 AM »
I'm gonna try to make things better this year! Nothing is impossible so keep the faith!
« Last Edit: December 26, 2018, 12:13:52 AM by faded mike »
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#### rabinoz

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2018, 12:22:28 AM »
I'm gonna try to make things better this year! Nothing is impossible so keep the faith!
That's the attitude.

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2018, 12:43:30 AM »
We're all gonna die eventually.
What is the point in living?

Happy new year everyone.

#### rabinoz

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2018, 02:13:05 AM »
We're all gonna die eventually.
What is the point in living?
Happy new year everyone.
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LIFE GETS TEEJUS, DON'T IT?
The sun comes up and the sun goes down
And the hands on the clock go round and roumd
I just wake up and it's time to lay down,
Life gets teejus, don't it.
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Hound dog's howling so forlorn
Laziest dawg that ever was born
He's howlin' 'cause he's settin' on a thorn
Just too tired to move over.
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Mouse is gnawin' at the pantry door
He's been at it now for a month or more
When he gets through he'll sure be sore
Cause there ain't a dang thing in there.
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#### wise

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2018, 03:44:45 AM »
Yeah, dreary. But don't you think Santa is probably an immortal?

I don't think so. There is nothing show him being alive except lies produced by human beings.
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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2018, 04:45:43 AM »
Yeah, dreary. But don't you think Santa is probably an immortal?
I don't think so. There is nothing show him being alive except lies produced by human beings.
You sound like the Green Grinch that Stole Christmas!
Quote from: Editor, The New York Sun | December 21, 2012
Yes, Virginia ...
We take pleasure in answering thus prominently the communication below, expressing at the same time our great gratification that its faithful author is numbered among the friends of The Sun:

 Dear Editor—I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus. Papa says, "If you see it in The Sun, it's so." Please tell me the truth, is there a Santa Claus?Virginia O'Hanlon115 West Ninety Fifth Street

Virginia, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Virginias. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence.

We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies. You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Virginia, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! He lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
Santa Claus lives in the hearts and minds of little children! But to grouchy old grinches like Wise he might as well be dead and buried!

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2018, 05:06:16 AM »
Rabinoz the little baby is in my ignore list.
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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2018, 04:04:21 PM »
Rabinoz the little baby is in my ignore list.
Poor poor Sorrowful Mr Wise, the Green Grinch that Stole Christmas!

PS I'm quite happy you be on your ignore list.

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2018, 01:02:18 PM »
Too bad for you.  Maybe you should reflect on yourself, particularly your piss poor attitude, and realize that your sorrowful is result of your own actions.  You probably wouldn't have such a negative look on the new year.

Have a great new year everyone.
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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2018, 02:52:09 PM »
Every year I saw is worse than the passed one. Under these circumstances I don't see anything to celebrate. Santa is dead years ago and does not show any sign to him stay alive.
Now that I've experienced almost 9 hours of 2019 I can report that is ain't bad other that I'm only half awake from only 3½ hour's shut-eye in the last 24.

But who cares there's over 364 days to get over
a New Years Eve concert with it's Samoan Bass singer, Eddie Muliaumaseali'i, leading in the Scottish Auld Lang Syne and the noise of New's Eve Fireworks!
I can't find a recording of hisScottish Auld Lang Syne but he sang this too - not quite Paul Robeson, but still who is:

Old Man River, sung by Eddie Muliaumaseali'i

Happy New Year to all and may each year be HAPPIER than the previous one!

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2018, 02:56:02 PM »
RAB IS FROM THE FUTURE!

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2018, 04:36:08 PM »
Happy new year everybody! for more discoveries in 2019.

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2018, 04:42:22 PM »
RAB IS FROM THE FUTURE!
Now you is talkin' Mr Illegal Alien! At last you know why I know things that others don't.

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Now you understand why poor Jane can't believe that Oz exists - being confined to her reality she can't see Oz, poor girl!

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2018, 05:42:06 PM »
Happy New Year to everyone who lives outside of fictional constructs!
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2018, 06:11:44 PM »
Happy new year FES!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2018, 06:54:38 PM »
Happy New Year to everyone who lives outside of fictional constructs!
Agreed, "outside of fictional constructs" like a Pathetic Pepperoni Pizza Planet AKA The Flat Earth.

But let's agree to disagree:

Keep your flat Northern Hemiplane! see if us Aussies in the Southern Hemisphere care!

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2019, 02:57:09 AM »
Happy New Year to everyone who lives outside of fictional constructs!
She says.  On the flat earth society.
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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2019, 03:16:03 AM »
Happy New Year to everyone who lives outside of fictional constructs!

So, happy New Year to no one?
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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2019, 04:10:54 AM »
Happy New Year to everyone who lives outside of fictional constructs!
She says.  On the flat earth society.
Are you saying the Flat Earth Society doesn't exist? Hmm. Interesting. I will have to consider this possibility...
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2019, 04:32:08 AM »
I hope admins give me the strenght in 2019 to I may make the flat earth society great again.
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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2019, 07:30:14 AM »

A BRAVE NEW WORLD.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2019, 10:08:47 AM »
I hope you're all having your black peas today!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #25 on: January 01, 2019, 05:43:59 PM »
I hope you're all having your black peas today!

You got me with boiled peanuts.

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #26 on: January 01, 2019, 05:59:09 PM »
Shit, I meant black eyed peas. They're for luck!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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##### Re: Sorrowful new year!
« Reply #27 on: January 01, 2019, 08:51:18 PM »
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