Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.

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Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« on: December 11, 2018, 11:55:35 PM »
"It's a Festivus for the rest of us!"
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2018, 12:12:18 AM »
What's your favorite flavor of anal lube?

Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2018, 12:15:45 AM »
I don't have one.
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2018, 04:07:00 AM »

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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2018, 05:16:13 AM »
Who's bringing the pole this year?

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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2018, 07:08:07 AM »
OMG HAI!

Welcome to the FES.

There's lots to complain about!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2018, 07:52:59 AM »
What's your favorite flavor of anal lube?
Sawdust.
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2018, 08:03:41 AM »
Welcome Unicorn.

I have a Festivus pole as well. Except it's wood and there are evergreen branches and needles growing out of it. The branches are adorned but the pole is not. Therefore it's compatible with the rules of Festivus.
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2018, 08:25:08 AM »
OMG HAI!

Welcome to the FES.

There's lots to complain about!

Thanks!
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2018, 10:36:52 PM »
Happy Festivus to those on the east coast or Europe!
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2018, 06:32:23 AM »
HAPPY FESTIVUS!

I'm going to do beer curls today as my feat of strength.

Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2018, 11:32:21 AM »
Happy Festivus!
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2018, 11:32:48 AM »
I completely missed this and now I feel like an asshat. Locking other  thread.
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2018, 11:34:13 AM »
You didn't have to do that.
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2018, 11:34:54 AM »
Then I won't!
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2018, 11:36:00 AM »
It's a Festivus miracle!
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2018, 11:42:10 AM »
HAPPY FESTIVUS, YOU JERKS.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2018, 11:22:16 PM »
HAPPY FESTIVUS
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2018, 11:21:20 AM »
Happy Festivus!
"Deep Throat: Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on this Earth, not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?
Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."

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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2018, 07:16:37 AM »
I completely missed this and now I feel like an asshat. Locking other  thread.

Well done.   :o


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