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Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.

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Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« on: December 11, 2018, 11:55:35 PM »
"It's a Festivus for the rest of us!"
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2018, 12:12:18 AM »
What's your favorite flavor of anal lube?
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2018, 12:15:45 AM »
I don't have one.
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Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2018, 04:07:00 AM »
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2018, 05:16:13 AM »
Who's bringing the pole this year?
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2018, 07:08:07 AM »
OMG HAI!

Welcome to the FES.

There's lots to complain about!
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2018, 07:52:59 AM »
Quote from: Bullwinkle on December 12, 2018, 12:12:18 AM
What's your favorite flavor of anal lube?
Sawdust.
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2018, 08:03:41 AM »
Welcome Unicorn.

I have a Festivus pole as well. Except it's wood and there are evergreen branches and needles growing out of it. The branches are adorned but the pole is not. Therefore it's compatible with the rules of Festivus.
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2018, 08:25:08 AM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on December 12, 2018, 07:08:07 AM
OMG HAI!

Welcome to the FES.

There's lots to complain about!

Thanks!
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Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2018, 10:36:52 PM »
Happy Festivus to those on the east coast or Europe!
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Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #10 on: December 23, 2018, 06:32:23 AM »
HAPPY FESTIVUS!

I'm going to do beer curls today as my feat of strength.
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2018, 11:32:21 AM »
Happy Festivus!
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Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #12 on: December 23, 2018, 11:32:48 AM »
I completely missed this and now I feel like an asshat. Locking other  thread.
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #13 on: December 23, 2018, 11:34:13 AM »
You didn't have to do that.
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Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #14 on: December 23, 2018, 11:34:54 AM »
Then I won't!
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2018, 11:36:00 AM »
It's a Festivus miracle!
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Mulder: Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive."
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2018, 11:42:10 AM »
HAPPY FESTIVUS, YOU JERKS.
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2018, 11:22:16 PM »
HAPPY FESTIVUS
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #18 on: December 24, 2018, 11:21:20 AM »
Happy Festivus!
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Re: Unicorn Peptide Cake's Festivus thread.
« Reply #19 on: December 25, 2018, 07:16:37 AM »
Quote from: John Davis on December 23, 2018, 11:32:48 AM
I completely missed this and now I feel like an asshat. Locking other  thread.

Well done.   :o
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