My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread

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My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« on: December 26, 2018, 12:50:12 AM »
Yeah, a little buzed but I'm still mostly thinking good.

Specactular year.  New Job earning an obscene amount of money.  New house with a 5 car garage.

We now host all the family get togethers.

And the biggest new thing coming up this year...

drum roll...

wait for it....

wait for it....

There's another little Crouton on the way!

May all of you have the same good fortune in 2019 that I've had in 2018.

Except for you DNS.

Alright, you too DNS. 
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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2018, 02:03:32 AM »
Congrats on the new future Crouton!
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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2018, 06:02:56 AM »
Congrats Crouton! Happy Kwanzaa!

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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2018, 06:19:21 AM »

There's another little Crouton on the way!

You animal!

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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2018, 08:08:16 AM »
Eventually you will have enough little croutons to make a salad!

Congratulations!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2018, 08:48:13 AM »
It never can be done without DNS.


It is day. Day ends in:


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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2018, 12:20:24 PM »
I've just got to start saving money now for all the explosives I need for the gender reveal party.
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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2018, 07:26:03 PM »
Go big or go home right?
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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2018, 07:14:07 PM »
Congratulations!
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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2018, 10:29:25 AM »
Go big or go home right?
And even if you go home, it better be a nice big new home! Congrats Crouton!
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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2018, 02:59:28 PM »

Happy holidays Crouton, the person who invited me here.
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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #11 on: December 30, 2018, 05:28:23 AM »
Congratulations crouton...I wish I would have read this thread earlier.

Sounds amazing, good money, happy family, spreading your seed...though not sure on the family gatherings, hopefully all is well with the in-laws. That can either be amazing or hell, hope yours is the latter.
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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2018, 05:40:53 AM »
hope yours is the latter.

Either you meant former, or that was straight up aggressive!

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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2018, 06:30:40 AM »
hope yours is the latter.

Either you meant former, or that was straight up aggressive!

My bad... Sorry just woke up, was supposed to be nice.

I will go with former for 1000 Alex.
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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2018, 06:33:05 AM »
hope yours is the latter.

Either you meant former, or that was straight up aggressive!

My bad... Sorry just woke up, was supposed to be nice.

I will go with former for 1000 Alex.

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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2018, 09:34:11 AM »
Congratulations crouton...I wish I would have read this thread earlier.

Sounds amazing, good money, happy family, spreading your seed...though not sure on the family gatherings, hopefully all is well with the in-laws. That can either be amazing or hell, hope yours is the latter.

I think drama with the in laws is more difficult for my wife. I'm one level removed from it so part of me almost enjoys the drama.

Except for when I have to deal with it. Like my wife's sister having an opioid addiction. Long story short, she's divorced, unemployed, been in prison for assaulting police officers, knocked up by some guy that's unemployed, has completely alienated anyone that tries to help her and, oh yeah, she's fucking 40 years old.

So there's a real chance that we'll be adopting this child.
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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2018, 10:27:28 AM »
Oh man, I have a similar thing going on in my family. My cousin, who is in her 40s, is strung out on meth. We had one of our family things yesterday with that branch of the family. She's completely fucked in the head, and she's taking care of her step-granddaughter (her mom is also sketched out on meth and opioids).

I hope you do whatever you can for the kid.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: My own Festivus Thread and new year's thread
« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2018, 11:38:35 AM »

You could keep it as parts for yours.
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