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Donald's Dilemma

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Donald's Dilemma
« on: October 10, 2018, 11:42:12 AM »
Hey everyone, I'm new to this forum but have been a member of TFES for a few years now. My name is Donald and I'm currently majoring in physics at MIT. Although physics proves that the earth is flat, my current physics teacher believes that the earth is round. -silly him-  ::) ::) Do you guys have any good points to bring up in class to help out? Also looking to make friends to discuss this topic!!
Thanks in advance mortals  :)
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wise

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Re: Donald's Dilemma
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2018, 11:57:58 AM »
Hi Donald.

Firstly, the word of mortal seems illogical to me.

Secondly, I suggest you examine this threat:

https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=71901.0

Thirdly, nice to meet you. There is not many believers here, so you should to content with it.
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Come on bro, just admit that the the earth isn't a sphere, you won't even be wrong
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Re: Donald's Dilemma
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2018, 02:59:24 PM »
Welcome, Donald!
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Re: Donald's Dilemma
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2018, 03:30:14 PM »
We are the immortals.
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Re: Donald's Dilemma
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2018, 05:37:18 PM »
Hello Mr. Trump. While I don't support your presidency you are welcome here as long as you follow the rules.
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Re: Donald's Dilemma
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2018, 02:56:48 AM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on October 10, 2018, 03:30:14 PM
We are the immortals.

O o. I don't think so.
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Re: Donald's Dilemma
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2018, 08:26:03 AM »
Quote from: Donald John Trump on October 10, 2018, 11:42:12 AM
Hey everyone, I'm new to this forum but have been a member of TFES for a few years now. My name is Donald and I'm currently majoring in physics at MIT. Although physics proves that the earth is flat, my current physics teacher believes that the earth is round. -silly him-  ::) ::) Do you guys have any good points to bring up in class to help out? Also looking to make friends to discuss this topic!!
Thanks in advance mortals  :)
You claim physics says the earth is flat? And you got to MIT?
No need to lie here.
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Re: Donald's Dilemma
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2018, 08:56:06 AM »
MIT where they discovered cold fusion! Hello!
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Re: Donald's Dilemma
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2018, 09:31:06 AM »
hey donald, I'm admired your belief and the fact that you're attending MIT means that the flat earth society is growing, even geniuses (like you) believe in the flat earth, we have to show them round earthers the real science >:( >:( >:(
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Re: Donald's Dilemma
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2018, 01:12:19 PM »
Quote from: Donald John Trump on October 10, 2018, 11:42:12 AM
Hey everyone, I'm new to this forum but have been a member of TFES for a few years now. My name is Donald and I'm currently majoring in physics at MIT. Although physics proves that the earth is flat, my current physics teacher believes that the earth is round. -silly him-  ::) ::) Do you guys have any good points to bring up in class to help out? Also looking to make friends to discuss this topic!!
Thanks in advance mortals  :)

Ask your professor why he hates God. When he explodes in rage, saying that God killed his mother, ask him quietly "how can you hate something that doesn't exist?" He will leave the lecture hall in shame, defeated by your superior evangelical mind. Then you will become the professor (as is written into all university bylaws) and you will have the freedom to teach your class about FET
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Re: Donald's Dilemma
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2018, 07:39:20 PM »
Quote from: Donald John Trump on October 10, 2018, 11:42:12 AM
Hey everyone, I'm new to this forum but have been a member of TFES for a few years now. My name is Donald and I'm currently majoring in physics at MIT. Although physics proves that the earth is flat, my current physics teacher believes that the earth is round. -silly him-  ::) ::) Do you guys have any good points to bring up in class to help out? Also looking to make friends to discuss this topic!!
Thanks in advance mortals  :)
Tell him to look out of his window.

Do you think you will be running for re-election?
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