Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL PLAYERS THREAD

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Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL PLAYERS THREAD
« on: October 01, 2018, 12:21:44 PM »
Somewhere over the Ice Wall penguins hide...

Excerpts from the journal of Tom Bishop

9/1/2018
The Flat Earth Society has been dealing with a spate of attacks by evil and unusual creatures over the last several months.  In countries as far-flung as Scotland, Australia, Greece, and if the rumors are true, now Turkey, gatherings of Flat Earthers have been menaced by a most unnatural beast: the werepenguin!

I have convened a committee to decide what to do about this menace, including myself, The Engineer, Bullhorn, and Cinlef. We meet in two days.

9/3/2018
In the midst of discussing what to do about the dread werepenguin menace, it was Bullhorn who had the greatest insight, and the one that decided our course of action.  He pointed out that for some reason these monsters seem to have an issue with The Flat Earth Society, as all of the attacks thus far have involved us, and why would penguins have a problem with the Flat Earth Society?  It seemed so obvious when he pointed it out that I was shocked to have not thought of it myself.  We've been getting ever closer to an excursion beyond the Ice Wall to finally explore what lies there, a trip we've been planning for years but have only started to really make concrete plans about.  Might it be that this is where the werepenguins originated, they somehow discovered our plans, and are now worried that we will discover their home base?

So it was decided: we would push up the planned excursion, originally meant to be two years from now, to next week.  The Engineer would lead a crew of the brightest  minds the Society has to offer and together they would seek out the home of the werepenguins!  It was just a matter of deciding who would go with him...

9/5/2018
Together The Engineer and I have put together a crack team of the finest and most adventurous Flat Earth minds of our generation, to travel beyond the Ice Wall and find out exactly where the insidious werepenguins are coming from.  Dogplatter! Dead Kangaroo! Enraged Penguin! Dysfunction! Rick James! Erasmus! Ski! Ichimaru Gin! Pongo! Excelsior John! People that are virtually worshipped in modern Flat Earth Society meetings!Together with The Engineer these brave souls will travel south of the Ice Wall with the specific purpose of discovering the location of the werepenguin home base! They leave in four days.

9/15/2018
Dear God, the humanity!  Eleven went, only one returned, The Engineer, with a story so dreadful it would be difficult to believe if not for the gruesome photographic evidence he provided!  Not that photographs really count as evidence but still!  My God, Excelsior John... how did they fit his head up there?  How?

Time to assemble the B squad...

WEREPENGUINS 6: OVER THE ICE WALL

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Doobie doobie doo...
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Boydster - normal human death by vote
Pezevenk - faith healer midnight snack of Sir Honksalot
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faded mike - normal human death by Arthur Pebbledragon
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Jura-Glenlivet II

« Last Edit: October 07, 2018, 06:51:13 PM by DuckDodgers »
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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL PLAYERS THREAD
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2018, 12:40:13 PM »
[I vote to lynch . . . ]

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« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2018, 12:42:49 PM »
The general rules can be found here https://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/index.php?topic=77296.0

The roles for this game will be 1 penguin, 1 oracle, 1 exorcist, and 1 faith healer. The oracle will operate as in previous games with the exception of the first night, where their sight will be clouded for narrative circumstances. The first night the oracle will see the role of either the target, the person above them in the original post, or the person below them in the original post, with the top and bottom acting as a repeat cycle (the person above the 1st in the list is the last name and vice versa).

The exorcist can now protect themselves, but they can no longer protect the same person for more than 1 night in a row.

The faith healer has the power to prevent a penguin caused death 1 time in the game. They will let me know whether they wish to use their power during each night cycle except the first. If they use their power, they will be told the target of the penguin attack which they saved.

Lastly, the penguin will not be working alone. The first victim of the penguin will not die, but will rather gradually morph into a penguin. This transformation will take place on the 2nd night following the attack. If the penguin is killed before this occurs, the villagers win. If not, the new penguin will be united with its master and will make its first kill. The OG penguin will not be told to the transformed player until they are fully a penguin on the night they make their first kill.

The game will start with a night to facilitate the game events, the exorcist and healer are not capable of preventing the first attack from marking a player for transformation.

I can't do anything to prevent PMS from happening and you all sharing your roles, but in order to try to prevent this from happening, I'll be sending the OG penguin a PM for each role for them to use in the event someone demands a screen shot. To further talk you all out of sharing your information, you won't know who the newest penguin will be and they very well could be an important villager prior to their transformation.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2018, 12:46:09 PM »
The game will begin tomorrow at 6PM GMT with the first night, this is just under 24 hours from now.
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« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2018, 12:51:11 PM »
[I want to lynch bhs] at all hazards  ;D

That just breaks my heart wise.  :'(
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« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2018, 12:51:54 PM »
Okey this is game thread I have deleted it. It was just a  joke.

Actually [I want to lynch son of orospu]  8)
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« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2018, 01:00:29 PM »
Also, do not delete posts once the game has begun, consider it to be one in the same as editing a post.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2018, 03:03:40 PM »
I can't wait to see what the official roles are going to be in this game

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« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2018, 06:29:30 PM »
Death to penguins!
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« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2018, 06:31:54 PM »
It's on
"Using our vast surveillance system, we've uncovered revolutionary new information..."
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theoretical formula for Earths curvature = 8 inches multiplied by (miles squared) = inches drop from straight forward

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« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2018, 06:40:12 PM »
i'm wearing dark pants, dark  jacket, unzipped, and light shirt, god help me, I look like a penguin.

Pleas don't attack me , it's just a coincidence.
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« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2018, 06:43:59 PM »
The messages have been sent out.  If you did not get a message, you are a regular human.  For those with special roles, if you have any questions, PM me.  Good luck everyone!
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« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2018, 06:46:07 PM »
I can't wait to see what the official roles are going to be in this game

I hope I get role that doesn't require too much genius, cause it only comes when it wants too it seems...either way i'm sure this wiil be awesome.
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« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2018, 09:20:25 PM »
[I want to lynch bhs] at all hazards  ;D

That just breaks my heart wise.  :'(

You were a newbie in past game. But you are a professional now.

Today faded-mike is sitting your chair. I hope him success.  :)
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« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2018, 11:09:58 PM »
I could not understand anything about changing game rules. Healer, first day anything does not work. There is many thing will force players create a logical strategy. Many properties have came. But this seems tragedy.
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« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2018, 03:46:37 AM »
The main point is that; we dif not awared the changing the rules before game had started. Yes we knew a few differences will be happened, but dud not aware how. A new role and some additional properties. This can't be done after announced the player list.

Because I don't think I can adopt these new rules. I have joined with the rules which announced as a last. I am so called a smart man but even I could not figure out a strategy.

This is a rule violation of narrator. You can not change the rules after we joined game.

[I vote to lynch DuckDodgers]
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« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2018, 06:15:19 AM »
I'm sorry you didn't get to play under Roundy's rules and that I didn't have ample time to spell out my rules prior to taking over the game. I wanted to give Roundy every chance to make it back to start his game.

No one "dies" the first night, someone is merely marked for penguinity. That's the reason for the first night. The healer is a fairly simple role, you get to prevent 1 person's penguin death in the game. I'm spelling these out before the game play actually starts so everyone is aware of them.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
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« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2018, 07:18:32 AM »
You have said it after players have joined but before game has start. Not so bad!
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« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2018, 07:50:05 AM »
[I vote to lynch Shifter]

Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2018, 08:09:15 AM »
Alright, we need to make a pact. If anyone gets bit, just say so. If you see beak marks on someone, speak up. In fact, let's institute a daily beak-mark inspection system. Every morning, we all need to do a good once-over to make sure we are in the clear. Self-reporting is a must.

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« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2018, 08:09:48 AM »
One by one the B squad started arriving in Dunedin, New Zealand. The first to arrive was Space Cowgirl. She had been in contact with another FES member, Shifter as he was known, in Australia to secure a boat which could take the 10 members who signed up for the journey quietly to their drop point, just north of McMurdo Station.To the public, it was a science station, but the FES knew better. The plan was to take control of the station, which was being used by NASA to covertly train the penguin guards.

The trip would need to be delayed a day however, as the full moon was occurring tonight. The full moon caused negative effects on humans, and it was suspected to bestow special powers to penguins. The squad would be setting sail for Ruapuke Island, as small secluded island off New Zealand's southern coast, to use as a discrete launch point so The Conspiracy wouldn't notice a multiday gathering of flat earthers and grow suspicious.

With the arrival of Jura-Glenlivet II, the B squad was fully formed and ready to set sail for their temporary site, aboard the S.S. Globetrotter, Shifter had thought it best to conceal everything about their mission.

3 hours until sundown and game beginning.
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« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2018, 08:17:17 AM »
This time I didn't bring any disgusting candy corn.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2018, 08:51:01 AM »

Small room somewhere in England, the Glenlivet crest over a dying fire, two greying men staring into the embers. One, small, birdlike with sharp grey eyes, sips a whiskey from a cut crystal glass.


“You received their request for help, but are loath to commit?”

The other, sighed, his only response was to gaze harder into the fire, forehead wrinkling as if reading something whose meaning remained elusive.

“I came,” The slight figure continued, “Because I agree it is a shame to waste minor trumps” He hesitated as the larger man bristled at the metaphor, then forged on, “When I have found the joker”

The larger mans head whipped round, “Jura? You found the bastard?”

“Yes”

“He won’t bloody help, you know he won’t”

“If we get him to even consider it might lift the curse, he will help”

“Will it though? I had grown rather fond of the thought of him suffering for lifetimes”

“Only the Morrigan knows”

“Do it, just don’t bring the shit here if he needs patching up”



A hotel room, Saigon. The ceiling fan like a slow-motion helicopter blade, barely moves the thick warm air.

Saigon, Shit. I’m still only in Saigon, every time I wake up it’s back here in Saigon, fan rotating, Doors tune in my head and a craving for a cigarette, I reach to the table, push the empty Brandy bottle aside, feeling for the packet.
I hear the double click of a zippo from across the room and I freeze. Jesus if they have traced me here. It would become an endless computer game of spawn die repeat. The final click as the Zippo closes and a voice.

Calm, cold, “Want one?” female.

See what the rules are, and role with it. Sitting up as I pull the covers over my lower half, the 45 is gone from the table as well as the camels, turn to see who’s here.

Icy beauty, that figures. Pale skin, raven hair, red lips, the whole ensemble but the look isn’t seduction, more watchful distain. She throws me the missing carton.

“One of Morrigan’s?” I’m not going for wit or incite, just getting things rolling as I extract a smoke from the packet, nodding to the Lighter on the table by her side. Her eyes don’t leave mine.

“Matches in that mess on the bedside.” Making me move further back and not giving me a little block of metal to throw, okay. She waits while I light up, trying not to show her how much I need this, even though she knows.

She stubs hers as the silence threatens to break.

“The novice priestess, Jura, she was known to you, yes?”

The past tense was like a frozen blade sinking slowly to my heart.

“What happened?” It came out strained, I didn’t care, If I thought for one second this frigid bitch had harmed her I would kill her, she hadn’t, not even to get at me, I’m not worth a priestess.

She waited, as I worked a few things out, they don’t like to waste breathe, she (Jura), was dead, they wanted revenge and I was their weapon, it wasn’t negotiable, it probably wouldn’t do me any good, in their eyes I was lost, a tool, I would do it, but not for them.

“It’s all in the dossier, she nudged a folder with her foot, you have three days, all in there.” She rose and headed for the door, then paused, without looking back “It will probably take you more than one go, and you never know, it might make a difference.”

I had wished for a mission, something other than the pointless cycle I had settled in to, and for my sins they gave me one, bought like room service by a beautiful woman and when it was over I’d never want another.

     
Life is meaningless and everything dies.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL PLAYERS THREAD
« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2018, 08:57:06 AM »
Ok, so the penguin only marks it potential prey the first night, yet it could kill that person at any point of the game? Am I correct with this?

I have to say this is interesting, the entire set up makes for an interesting game. Makes forming teams very very cautious.

It's ok, the penguin menace will be exterminated once and for all no matter how difficult the rules.
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« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2018, 09:04:30 AM »
Correct, the first night the person is marked to become a penguin. They could kill their teammate, but it'd be foolish for them to do this and there would only be 1 night for them to do this as the 2nd night after the marking, the transformation happens.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
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« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2018, 09:17:10 AM »
McMurdo Station
The NASA agents have caught wind of a gathering of flatties in Dunedin, NZ. This is too close to be coincidence. Their sources on the ground tell them they plan a trip to a secluded island for some sort of gathering. Considering tonight is the full moon, they very well could be seeking an antidote to the moon shrimp radiation, this simply cannot be allowed. This calls for special care.

A secret project has just cleared the last hurdles of the trial phase, a perfect fusion of human and penguin DNA which can be infectious with the addition of moon shrimp radiation. The infection can only be spread through a bite and takes a few days to manifest, but this could lead to an endless supply of werepenguin guardians. The perfect live testing ground has just presented itself on Ruapuke Island. Sir Honksalot the oldest penguin of the infection breed has been implanted within the flatties' party, which should be arriving at the island in under two hours. By morning, we should have 9 more infection breed werepenguins incubating.
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« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2018, 09:31:29 AM »
Correct, the first night the person is marked to become a penguin. They could kill their teammate, but it'd be foolish for them to do this and there would only be 1 night for them to do this as the 2nd night after the marking, the transformation happens.

Oh, I misunderstood...so the penguin doesn't actually have to kill the villager for them to turn, just mark them and then they will eventually turn. That is very interesting...

Very hard to trust anyone at that point, forming a team would be a very cautious activity I see. Neat
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« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2018, 09:36:51 AM »
I still say we lynch Shifter.
Rabinoz RIP

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« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2018, 09:37:42 AM »
Correct, the first night the person is marked to become a penguin. They could kill their teammate, but it'd be foolish for them to do this and there would only be 1 night for them to do this as the 2nd night after the marking, the transformation happens.

Oh, I misunderstood...so the penguin doesn't actually have to kill the villager for them to turn, just mark them and then they will eventually turn. That is very interesting...

Very hard to trust anyone at that point, forming a team would be a very cautious activity I see. Neat
That was my goal, make the back door channels that much more treacherous to use because that person who says they are the oracle could be telling the truth and also be a penguin.
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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL PLAYERS THREAD
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2018, 10:46:58 AM »
BHS why are you already sounding shifty?