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DrParallax

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Hello
« on: September 14, 2018, 01:19:10 PM »
Hi, I just thought I'd introduce myself as a new addition to this forum. It's nice to be among other flat earthers where we are all part of the enlightened ones. I only came round to the idea of a flat earth about a year ago and after reading earth not a globe I was blown away. Certainly, it is like realising everything you were taught at school was a lie. Glad to be here.

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Bullwinkle

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Re: Hello
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2018, 01:20:50 PM »
Welcome, doctor.

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Hello
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2018, 01:24:15 PM »
Hello, welcome to FES.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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wise

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Re: Hello
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2018, 02:32:22 PM »
Nice to see you here.
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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Hello
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2018, 03:22:25 PM »
I think he's an Alex.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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DrParallax

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Re: Hello
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2018, 03:33:38 PM »
What's an Alex?

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Space Cowgirl

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Re: Hello
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2018, 03:34:29 PM »
You know.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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DrParallax

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Re: Hello
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2018, 02:27:56 AM »
No I really don't

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FalseProphet

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Re: Hello
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2018, 02:47:47 AM »
It's nice to be among other flat earthers where we are all part of the enlightened ones.

I warn you. Many angry globularists here who want to convince you that earth is a spinning ball.

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rabinoz

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Re: Hello
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2018, 03:50:08 AM »
It's nice to be among other flat earthers where we are all part of the enlightened ones.

I warn you. Many angry globularists here who want to convince you that earth is a spinning ball.
But the contented globularists just want to show you evidence that earth is a huge slowly rotating sphere.

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DrParallax

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Re: Hello
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2018, 01:34:12 PM »
It's nice to be among other flat earthers where we are all part of the enlightened ones.

I warn you. Many angry globularists here who want to convince you that earth is a spinning ball.
I'm sure. The evidence is overwhelming, it's flat, and all the round earth rubbish will go in one ear and out the other.

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rabinoz

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Re: Hello
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2018, 03:21:51 PM »
It's nice to be among other flat earthers where we are all part of the enlightened ones.

I warn you. Many angry globularists here who want to convince you that earth is a spinning ball.
I'm sure. The evidence is overwhelming, it's flat, and all the round earth rubbish will go in one ear and out the other.
That sounds a good description of an open-minded person - so open that all the evidence just goes in one ear and out the other.

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boydster

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Re: Hello
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2018, 03:49:47 PM »
Are you a for-real doctor? Or did you just stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

Either way, welcome!

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rabinoz

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Re: Hello
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2018, 11:22:21 PM »
Are you a for-real doctor? Or did you just stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?

Either way, welcome!
Are you sure that Dr Parallax isn't a descendent of:
Samuel Rowbotham
English inventor


Samuel Birley Rowbotham was an English inventor and writer who
wrote Zetetic Astronomy: Earth Not a Globe under the pseudonym "Parallax".
 His work was based on his decade-long studies of Earth and was originally
published as a 16-page pamphlet, which he later expanded into a 430-page book.
         

And Samuel Birley Rowbotham was a medical "doctor" so calling him Dr Parallax seems to fit.

Who knows? A celebrity may have deigned to pay us mere mortals a visit!

Maybe we could have a Q&A session with him to clear up a few points in his EnaG?

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faded mike

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Re: Hello
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2018, 08:59:19 AM »
looks like Justin Trudeau and Phill Collins, just kidding, respect tho
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