Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD

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Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« on: September 18, 2018, 10:21:09 PM »
Somewhere over the Ice Wall penguins hide...

Excerpts from the journal of Tom Bishop

9/1/2018
The Flat Earth Society has been dealing with a spate of attacks by evil and unusual creatures over the last several months.  In countries as far-flung as Scotland, Australia, Greece, and if the rumors are true, now Turkey, gatherings of Flat Earthers have been menaced by a most unnatural beast: the werepenguin!

I have convened a committee to decide what to do about this menace, including myself, The Engineer, Bullhorn, and Cinlef. We meet in two days.

9/3/2018
In the midst of discussing what to do about the dread werepenguin menace, it was Bullhorn who had the greatest insight, and the one that decided our course of action.  He pointed out that for some reason these monsters seem to have an issue with The Flat Earth Society, as all of the attacks thus far have involved us, and why would penguins have a problem with the Flat Earth Society?  It seemed so obvious when he pointed it out that I was shocked to have not thought of it myself.  We've been getting ever closer to an excursion beyond the Ice Wall to finally explore what lies there, a trip we've been planning for years but have only started to really make concrete plans about.  Might it be that this is where the werepenguins originated, they somehow discovered our plans, and are now worried that we will discover their home base?

So it was decided: we would push up the planned excursion, originally meant to be two years from now, to next week.  The Engineer would lead a crew of the brightest  minds the Society has to offer and together they would seek out the home of the werepenguins!  It was just a matter of deciding who would go with him...

9/5/2018
Together The Engineer and I have put together a crack team of the finest and most adventurous Flat Earth minds of our generation, to travel beyond the Ice Wall and find out exactly where the insidious werepenguins are coming from.  Dogplatter! Dead Kangaroo! Enraged Penguin! Dysfunction! Rick James! Erasmus! Ski! Ichimaru Gin! Pongo! Excelsior John! People that are virtually worshipped in modern Flat Earth Society meetings!Together with The Engineer these brave souls will travel south of the Ice Wall with the specific purpose of discovering the location of the werepenguin home base! They leave in four days.

9/15/2018
Dear God, the humanity!  Eleven went, only one returned, The Engineer, with a story so dreadful it would be difficult to believe if not for the gruesome photographic evidence he provided!  Not that photographs really count as evidence but still!  My God, Excelsior John... how did they fit his head up there?  How?

Time to assemble the B squad...

WEREPENGUINS 6: OVER THE ICE WALL

Sign up if you dare!

Doobie doobie doo...

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« Last Edit: September 19, 2018, 01:15:03 PM by Roundy the Truthinessist »
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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2018, 12:55:32 AM »
To victory! To honor and revenge!

I am in.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2018, 01:20:58 AM »
Poor Excelsior John!!!! Sign me up so I can avenge him!!!!

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2018, 04:05:45 AM »
I am in

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2018, 04:06:55 AM »
Me too!
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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2018, 05:22:37 AM »
Absolutely!

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2018, 05:58:30 AM »
Too cold for me, call back when it are demon penguins in Hell.
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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2018, 06:11:58 AM »
Once more unto the breach. I'm in.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2018, 06:15:20 AM »
Unfortunately I must sit this round out. I am extraordinarily busy in real life right now and I can't give this game the attention it requires.
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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2018, 06:37:27 AM »
I will closely be monitoring for any interesting developments, however.

Enjoy each others company.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2018, 07:15:43 AM »
I'm in, we must avenge the flat earth explorers!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2018, 09:24:14 AM »
Count me in.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #12 on: September 21, 2018, 02:27:18 AM »
There is a pyramidal formation occurred in player names. Am I who first aware of it?
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #13 on: September 21, 2018, 11:00:05 AM »
There is a pyramidal formation occurred in player names. Am I who first aware of it?

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2018, 02:20:46 PM »
It's a neet-o thing.   ;)

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #15 on: September 21, 2018, 03:22:08 PM »
It could be an Illuminati thing!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #16 on: September 21, 2018, 09:26:03 PM »
Player list sounds like Illuminati. Good for some of you, bad for me and some others.
1+2+3+...+∞= 1

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2018, 09:34:34 AM »
Where is everybody? Come on.
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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2018, 10:30:44 AM »
Maybe they are afraid of the pyramid!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2018, 12:05:01 PM »

Sorry, been crazy busy.

Go on then but don't start on Friday.
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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #20 on: September 23, 2018, 03:15:39 PM »
I wont be active as much in October, if at all because I'll be overseas in a communist dictatorship China. My only internet access will be through my in-laws wifi and knowing that the government watches everything everyone does, I'm not sure if I should implicate her parents in a flat earth conspiracy. Last thing I need is for her parents to be rounded up and made involuntary organ donors

And no, I wont use mobile roaming or my phone companies 'International Day Pass'. - Crazy expensive ($10 a day for 200MB lol) Sorry but this forum isn't worth hundreds of dollars a month to access.

It is probably better for the games mechanics if I give this one a miss  :'(  :'( Please avenge Excelsior John. Poor bastard did NOT deserve that most grotesque death!!



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What animal relates to your wife?

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #21 on: September 23, 2018, 03:18:24 PM »
China sends us their spambots, surely they will understand the importance of the game  >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2018, 05:29:19 PM »
I wont be active as much in October, if at all because I'll be overseas in a communist dictatorship China. My only internet access will be through my in-laws wifi and knowing that the government watches everything everyone does, I'm not sure if I should implicate her parents in a flat earth conspiracy. Last thing I need is for her parents to be rounded up and made involuntary organ donors

And no, I wont use mobile roaming or my phone companies 'International Day Pass'. - Crazy expensive ($10 a day for 200MB lol) Sorry but this forum isn't worth hundreds of dollars a month to access.

It is probably better for the games mechanics if I give this one a miss  :'(  :'( Please avenge Excelsior John. Poor bastard did NOT deserve that most grotesque death!!

If you are married to a Chinese National, you are likely already being watched by China from China.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #23 on: September 24, 2018, 02:18:32 AM »
Sorry but this forum isn't worth hundreds of dollars a month to access.
What do you mean it doesn't?
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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2018, 02:47:57 AM »
Sorry but this forum isn't worth hundreds of dollars a month to access.
What do you mean it doesn't?

Using international roaming would cost me $300 for 30 days. I may or may not get a local sim while I'm there but I can't guarantee I will

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #25 on: September 24, 2018, 07:53:59 AM »
Is there no wifi in China?

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #26 on: September 24, 2018, 09:51:56 AM »
Is there no wifi in China?

You don't want to use Chinese Internet.  If anything, even Cellular isn't going to help.  Personally, I'd invest in a Satellite Phone to run data through, but that's a decent investment.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #27 on: September 24, 2018, 09:53:28 AM »
This has veered off topic, so to bring it back on....

When is this game starting or are we still waiting on additional signups.
Rabinoz RIP

That would put you in the same category as pedophile perverts like John Davis, NSS, robots like Stash, Shifter, and victimized kids like Alexey.

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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #28 on: September 24, 2018, 10:34:50 AM »
I'm home now so I'm in, especially for a Roundy narrated game
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Re: Werepenguins 6: Over the Ice Wall OFFICIAL SIGNUP THREAD
« Reply #29 on: September 24, 2018, 10:43:44 AM »
Where is Roundy? DID THE PENGUINS GET HIM?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.