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Hurricane Florence

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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #30 on: September 14, 2018, 10:59:32 AM »
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 13, 2018, 08:34:11 AM
My bosses will be taking care of their homes and families, but I will be with a handful of guys with no power, limited food and water, and my cell phone data still sucks. Fuck out.

Drop you wife and kids off at the boss's house.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #31 on: September 14, 2018, 11:54:07 AM »
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 13, 2018, 08:34:11 AM
My bosses will be taking care of their homes and families, but I will be with a handful of guys with no power, limited food and water, and my cell phone data still sucks. Fuck out.

Get yourself boss's wife. If your wife becomes unable to contact, then you may continue your private life with boss's wife. And high possiblity his wife beatiful than yours, because generally so. ;)
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #32 on: September 14, 2018, 04:05:52 PM »
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on September 14, 2018, 10:35:06 AM
Quote from: sokarul on September 14, 2018, 09:47:54 AM
Yesterday the Charlotte airport had less than a third of its normal passengers. My flight was quite empty.

Are you evacuating, or just passing through?
Just passing through.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #33 on: September 14, 2018, 04:12:53 PM »
Quote from: sokarul on September 14, 2018, 04:05:52 PM
Quote from: Space Cowgirl on September 14, 2018, 10:35:06 AM
Quote from: sokarul on September 14, 2018, 09:47:54 AM
Yesterday the Charlotte airport had less than a third of its normal passengers. My flight was quite empty.

Are you evacuating, or just passing through?
Just passing through.
That's good!

A couple of my friends live up there, their power went out last night, but so far everything is okay. My sister went to a relative's house about 4 hours inland and I don't think it's there yet. I haven't talked to her since this morning.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #34 on: September 15, 2018, 02:20:45 AM »
Has anyone been in touch with Jroa since the hurricane made landfall?
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #35 on: September 15, 2018, 10:30:43 AM »
Quote from: Gumwars on September 15, 2018, 02:20:45 AM
Has anyone been in touch with Jroa since the hurricane made landfall?

Jroa just moved so his Internet isn't really working yet.

That or the hurricane might explain his absence.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #36 on: September 15, 2018, 11:02:43 AM »
I am alive!  When they made me go to work, we only had wind and showers.  They found someone to relieve me, and i got to go home to no power and monstrous rain.  My family and my house are safe.

Internet hookup was scheduled for this afternoon.  Lol

We are fine. 
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #37 on: September 15, 2018, 11:20:58 AM »
Good!
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #38 on: September 15, 2018, 12:33:27 PM »
Tell them you are mad they didn't hook up your internet.

Also, I'm glad you're okay.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #39 on: September 15, 2018, 12:42:50 PM »
Glad you made it through the storm!

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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #40 on: September 15, 2018, 11:48:22 PM »
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 15, 2018, 11:02:43 AM
I am alive!  When they made me go to work, we only had wind and showers.  They found someone to relieve me, and i got to go home to no power and monstrous rain.  My family and my house are safe.

Internet hookup was scheduled for this afternoon.  Lol

We are fine.

Bad news for rest of the forum. We could not get rid of you.

Anyway I hope at least storm is safe.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #41 on: September 15, 2018, 11:51:35 PM »
Quote from: wise on September 15, 2018, 11:48:22 PM
Bad news for rest of the forum. We could not get rid of you.

Anyway I hope at least storm is safe.

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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #42 on: September 16, 2018, 09:36:52 PM »
On top of having no power, internet, or cable, and being in a storm, I just had a drive by shooting, and I live in the middle of no where.  Bullet missed me by more than a meter, but had like 6 holes in the house.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #43 on: September 16, 2018, 09:41:53 PM »
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 09:36:52 PM
On top of having no power, internet, or cable, and being in a storm, I just had a drive by shooting, and I live in the middle of no where.  Bullet missed me by more than a meter, but had like 6 holes in the house.

Wtf. You need to stop messing with those Crips, man.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #44 on: September 16, 2018, 10:09:49 PM »
I am not even pulling a BHS with a fake heart attack.  I literally have bullet holes in my house.  I found one round on my porch.  What the duck?
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #45 on: September 16, 2018, 10:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 10:09:49 PM
I am not even pulling a BHS with a fake heart attack.  I literally have bullet holes in my house.  I found one round on my porch.  What the duck?

That's nucking futs.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #46 on: September 16, 2018, 10:28:15 PM »
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 10:09:49 PM
I am not even pulling a BHS with a fake heart attack.  I literally have bullet holes in my house.  I found one round on my porch.  What the duck?

Looters?
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #47 on: September 16, 2018, 10:30:14 PM »
Quote from: Crouton on September 16, 2018, 10:28:15 PM
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 10:09:49 PM
I am not even pulling a BHS with a fake heart attack.  I literally have bullet holes in my house.  I found one round on my porch.  What the duck?

Looters?

Turkish Hit Squad.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #48 on: September 16, 2018, 10:32:25 PM »
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on September 16, 2018, 10:17:39 PM
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 10:09:49 PM
I am not even pulling a BHS with a fake heart attack.  I literally have bullet holes in my house.  I found one round on my porch.  What the duck?

That's nucking futs.

Duck out man.  I am on a fone.  A hole. 
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #49 on: September 16, 2018, 10:35:57 PM »
Quote from: Crouton on September 16, 2018, 10:28:15 PM
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 10:09:49 PM
I am not even pulling a BHS with a fake heart attack.  I literally have bullet holes in my house.  I found one round on my porch.  What the duck?

Looters?

No, but seriously, this house was shot up when we moved in.  We are in the middle of no where. 
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #50 on: September 16, 2018, 10:37:56 PM »
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 10:32:25 PM
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on September 16, 2018, 10:17:39 PM
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 10:09:49 PM
I am not even pulling a BHS with a fake heart attack.  I literally have bullet holes in my house.  I found one round on my porch.  What the duck?

That's nucking futs.

Duck out man.  I am on a fone.  A hole.

I wasn't being a dick in that comment, but since you insisted.

If you stopped playing the AK47 app, you wouldn't have bullet holes all in your house.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #51 on: September 16, 2018, 10:39:53 PM »
I have protect my family. I will not sleep tonight.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #52 on: September 16, 2018, 10:42:57 PM »
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on September 16, 2018, 10:37:56 PM
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 10:32:25 PM
Quote from: NotSoSkeptical on September 16, 2018, 10:17:39 PM
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 10:09:49 PM
I am not even pulling a BHS with a fake heart attack.  I literally have bullet holes in my house.  I found one round on my porch.  What the duck?

That's nucking futs.

Duck out man.  I am on a fone.  A hole.

I wasn't being a dick in that comment, but since you insisted.

If you stopped playing the AK47 app, you wouldn't have bullet holes all in your house.

fuck you jerk.  Your house does not have bullet holes
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #53 on: September 16, 2018, 10:44:21 PM »
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 10:39:53 PM
I have protect my family. I will not sleep tonight.

In all seriousness, be safe.  And make sure a round is in the chamber.  The time to rack a round can be the difference between life and death.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #54 on: September 16, 2018, 11:11:29 PM »
I wish those fuckers would come back. I will empty my 18 and then see if they still want to shoot at people's houses. 
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #55 on: September 17, 2018, 12:24:42 AM »

Consider, a sign outside saying "The guy y'all hate has moved to Maryland" at the very least they will turn their guns on the sign for a while.

Also, the next house you buy, check for bullet holes and reject if positive.

Seriously, stay safe.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #56 on: September 17, 2018, 12:43:01 AM »
Damn Michael. Sounds like missed one mire time. He need to more practise of shooting. I said I can do it better but he has insisted to be volunteer for assassin. Congratilations! What a murder! Brava Michael , we applouse you!

Jroa, if you see him again, please remind him our washbasin has been deadlock. Can he unplug it by two good shootes.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #57 on: September 17, 2018, 02:16:07 AM »
Quote from: Son of Orospu on September 16, 2018, 09:36:52 PM
On top of having no power, internet, or cable, and being in a storm, I just had a drive by shooting, and I live in the middle of no where.  Bullet missed me by more than a meter, but had like 6 holes in the house.
Why are they shooting at your house? WTF? Is this a thing people do in America for no reason? Damn, stay safe...
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #58 on: September 17, 2018, 03:36:33 AM »
Wait outside in the bushes tonight.
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Re: Hurricane Florence
« Reply #59 on: September 17, 2018, 05:14:55 AM »
Holy moly. Do you think they were trying to shoot the people who used to live there, or was the house empty for a while and shooting at the house had become a pastime?
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