Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !

Quote from: Pezevenk on September 05, 2018, 10:29:31 AM

[I vote to lynch DuckDodgers]

Just 'cause I'll die if I don't vote someone.

The day hasn't started and also fuck you.

What? I'm confused, when does the day start?

Well in that case moose's vote doesn't count, so I'm not gonna die, so, uh, sorry I guess!

I believe the game officially starts in just under an hour, 1900 GMT.

It's not presently known if the ostrich is the perp involved in messing with the people of our community. It's a very common name. Let's give him a chance. We need all the allies we can get!

There is also the fact that ostriches are flightless birds. You know what they say, birds of a feather peck the shit out of everyone together. You can't trust them. They are likely in cahoots with the penguins.

I'm making blowguns for the candy corn.

After they have replaced the two innocent villagers, Mardeiym Herpeiros and Beldroth Triszorwyn had blended in with the crowd. So much so that, also chosen one could not know them.

A few minutes before to beginning of morning, chosen one, the leader of Troy has collected his people on main square again.

"Dear my people. Despite all of my warnings, but Agarthanian werepenguins have killed our two friends, and replaced them. I have learned this by Oracle, our wise friend. It told me this intelligence after his last meditation. But now he is not here, needs a few to rest. In my opinion, we can find these enemies. We have acted careliness, and they have blended our house. Now we have to be more careful. Everyone is doubtful after this hour. You can also doubt about me. We must find the criminals. And we must destroy them for the future of Troy. And if we achieve to defeat them, please vote me again in next Troy elections".

People there: "hoot! boo!" One says: "Stop to politics! We are dying and you are still thinking your political future!"

Another one says: "Get the fuck down there!"

Another one says: "we must first query him. maybe he has killed oracle, so he's not here."

Meanwhile, Beldroth Triszorwyn is sneakingly laughting.

Other werepenguin, Mardeiym Herpeiros has started to talk: "Tell us! Did you killed the Oracle?".

chosen one: "What the heck are you talking? I am your leader, don't you really know me? I brought you the way, I brought you the electricity, I brought you the water. And also I got all of you  iPhone."

"Hah!" Beldroth Triszorwyn said. "What is iphone? Perhaps a material from Agartha."

Chosen one: "Iphone? Iphone is a communication tool"

"But we are using the method of transforming heat into steam for communication"

Chosen one: "What? This is a method used by werepenguins!. Damn you are a werepenguin! My people! Take him!"

Beldroth Triszorwyn has started to run. Chosen one: "Catch him!" He has blended in with the crowd again. Everybody has same clothes. Chosen one repeated: "Catch him!"

...

And day one... begins...

Good morning Troy.

I'd like to start off by saying good luck everyone. I hope we bag us some evil penguins. I'm holding off my vote for the time being, I might go RNG again. The first day is always so hard.

There is also the fact that ostriches are flightless birds. You know what they say, birds of a feather peck the shit out of everyone together. You can't trust them. They are likely in cahoots with the penguins.

Those aren't birds is a feather though. You smell fishy already.

I think the players with special roles should all identify themselves.
It will take a lot of the confusion out of the game.

I'm making blowguns for the candy corn.

Good idea, SCG! Non-lethal weapons are the way to go.  Wanton killing never solved anything!

Time to lynch someone...no mercy

Quote from: DuckDodgers on September 05, 2018, 11:20:10 AM

There is also the fact that ostriches are flightless birds. You know what they say, birds of a feather peck the shit out of everyone together. You can't trust them. They are likely in cahoots with the penguins.

Those aren't birds is a feather though. You smell fishy already.

I'm watching Dave. Even the slightest hint of him pecking out an eyeball and he gets roasted. He is safe for now though.

So I had some fun with random numbers and something interesting happened. I ran the generator 24 times, 2 times the number of people excluding me, and not once did the number 8 come up. The number 8 happens to be BHS's position in the list. I'm reluctant to kill him off again before he has a chance to even do much, but they say there are no coincidences in life. By random chance it's either BHS with 0 hits or Crouton with 4 hits (the most of any number).

Everybody is nervous, the first day is always bad, old feuds tend to rule here, as no concrete evidence can be gleaned from the meagre fodder of nods and hello's that pass between the wary and the fearful. The weak will jump on any excuse to lynch in this fevered atmosphere believing a forceful action will cement their position.

To Jura, vigilance was strength, history proved rash first day decisions could be catastrophic, there were 3 powerful people on the good side, two for the evil, so the odds favoured the penguins if they could nudge towards a hasty killing, she would bide her time, use her vote only as a last resort and watch.   

We have a lot of time to figure out who to lynch, in the meantime I am target practicing. Does anyone volunteer to be the target?

OK, I've got a thick hide.

So I had some fun with random numbers and something interesting happened. I ran the generator 24 times, 2 times the number of people excluding me, and not once did the number 8 come up. The number 8 happens to be BHS's position in the list. I'm reluctant to kill him off again before he has a chance to even do much, but they say there are no coincidences in life. By random chance it's either BHS with 0 hits or Crouton with 4 hits (the most of any number).

Everyone knows penguins are good at math that is why they know the true shape of the earth.

I think we know one penguin already

OK, I've got a thick hide.

Okay, I need you to gallop around and hide behind things now and then. Wait, do moose gallop?

Quote from: Bullwinkle on September 05, 2018, 02:09:02 PM

OK, I've got a thick hide.

Okay, I need you to gallop around and hide behind things now and then. Wait, do moose gallop?

You know I can't. 

Quote from: DuckDodgers on September 05, 2018, 12:54:37 PM

So I had some fun with random numbers and something interesting happened. I ran the generator 24 times, 2 times the number of people excluding me, and not once did the number 8 come up. The number 8 happens to be BHS's position in the list. I'm reluctant to kill him off again before he has a chance to even do much, but they say there are no coincidences in life. By random chance it's either BHS with 0 hits or Crouton with 4 hits (the most of any number).

Everyone knows penguins are good at math that is why they know the true shape of the earth.

I think we know one penguin already

That's awful defensive for a person who magically made my computer produce your number exactly 0 times out of 24, even without knowledge of when I was doing this!

Seriously though, I said I have reservations about killing you right off the bat again. I want you to be able to take part in this game, please don't go super weirdo again.

That's awful defensive for a person who magically made my computer produce your number exactly 0 times out of 24, even without knowledge of when I was doing this!

Seriously though, I said I have reservations about killing you right off the bat again. I want you to be able to take part in this game, please don't go super weirdo again.

I haven't done anything besides scold you for bad math.

Who says I am an 8? I could be a 4 or 1...it's a witch hunt

Inti's original list does, page 1, top of the page.

Inti's original list does, page 1, top of the page.

There is no actual number....what if it starts from the bottom or skips a number every name?

I want you to be able to take part in this game, please don't go super weirdo again.

It's no fun just to be quiet and vote when it is required to.

Do we really have to lynch somebody? It's grisly business, this lynching. I think we should all have a little pow-wow so we can give the penguins a chance to reveal themselves and reform their evil ways.  Come on, who's with me? Who wants to give peace a chance?

Do we really have to lynch somebody? It's grisly business, this lynching. I think we should all have a little pow-wow so we can give the penguins a chance to reveal themselves and reform their evil ways.  Come on, who's with me? Who wants to give peace a chance?

2 people are already dead - their bodies now vessels for death. And you talk of peace? To hell with peace!!  It's lynch a penguin time!

I'm getting real good with this candy corn blowgun!

I fashioned a ostrich saddle out of... Well... I'm not really sure. A wolf hide maybe? I found it in one of these abandoned houses. Anyway, I'm going to do a quick spin around the perimeter for security. And we're going to see just how fast Dave can run.

SCG, see if you can hit us with the candy corn! GIDDY UP

PEW! PEW! pEW!

Shoot everyone and see who squawks.

Good idea!