Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !

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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2018, 12:19:04 AM »
How is it that every time I play this game I must look up another foodstuff from the good old US, and then wish I hadn’t, Candy corn! A mix of sugar, sugar and something we put in shoe polish, what will kill us first, the penguins or SCG?

Humus and flat bread please.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2018, 05:29:29 AM »
Candy corn is thoroughly disgusting. I once knew a guy that lost an eye to candy corn. I don't know exactly how it happened. I think he refused to eat it and jammed one in his eye on protest. Honestly I can't argue with the logic.

Maybe next game we'll explore the abomination that is cotton candy. I couldn't even get my kids to eat that one.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2018, 05:57:27 AM »

Looked it up, and I know this stuff we used to have it at “fairs”, called it candyfloss, I always thought it contained glass, but it’s just spun sugar, vile.

What I do worry about is what we drink, I had Turkish wine once, and it tasted how good wine would taste, if you boiled old wound bandages in it.

And don’t mention anything with “aid” in its name, I’m talking something with at least 10% alcohol as you can’t drink whiskey in this damnable heat.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2018, 06:11:51 AM »
Baklava is the devil. I ate it once and ended up with 17 canker sores in my mouth afterward, at least 10 of which were on my tongue. I'm somewhat allergic to nuts.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2018, 06:24:49 AM »
Favorite Turkish foods that constantly mentioned by foreigners

Baklava, that shifter mentioned. But greeks too have a claim on it. :)

Rakı: raki, arrack or a type of anisette. It is a drink made by suma and anise.

Şiş kebap: no direct translate but "grilled lamb on skewers".

Yoğurt: you already know it as yogurt or yoghurt. Yeah it is a Turkish word you are using. But the g in the middle is not g but soft g like gh or ğ as original.

Döner: It means rolling (roller) or rotary as a term but foreigners usually use it as original "doner". But with about same material there is another food like it but more  tasty:

Iskender (Alexander). A food better than doner. Actually a type of doner with enriched with sauces and greens. Iskender is more expensive than doner about one and half of its cost. Because preparing it is harder than doner. I recommend you find images both of them for compare.

Anglo saxons claim Turkish delight is famous. But we them only per festals as a treat to visitors. I think they think Turkish girls when they say this.

Çiğ köfte: raw meatball ( steak tartar a la turca )

Saç kavurma: diced lamb fried on iron plate a la turca

Gözleme: Turkish pancake.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2018, 06:29:05 AM »
We have candy corn. 

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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2018, 07:11:58 AM »
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« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2018, 07:13:52 AM »
We're gonna use the candy corn as ammo.

wise, what is the dessert that is made of shredded phyllo dough and has like syrup on it? It looks delicious.
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« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2018, 07:18:38 AM »
That'd be the devil treat baklava.  Also, sis kebap translates into English as shish kabob. Cubed meat and veggies on skewers.

I'm gonna make so many kabobs and use them as weapons. Catch them on fire then stick em with the pointy end.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2018, 07:24:16 AM »
We're gonna use the candy corn as ammo.

wise, what is the dessert that is made of shredded phyllo dough and has like syrup on it? It looks delicious.

If you show me its photo I can say what it is.
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« Reply #40 on: September 05, 2018, 07:26:08 AM »

I'm gonna make so many kabobs and use them as weapons. Catch them on fire then stick em with the pointy end.

How come none of us (especially the Yanks) never think to bring machine guns or rocket launchers, I mean I have an axe and DD is going for it with the meat skewers, but as far as forward planning goes, we suck.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #41 on: September 05, 2018, 07:40:22 AM »
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #42 on: September 05, 2018, 07:40:55 AM »
I for one am a pacifist. I know these things are part penguin but they are part human too. I intend to try to reason with them if confronted, I know if I try I can persuade them that this violent life they lead isn't the only way!

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« Reply #43 on: September 05, 2018, 07:42:23 AM »
We're gonna use the candy corn as ammo.

wise, what is the dessert that is made of shredded phyllo dough and has like syrup on it? It looks delicious.

If you show me its photo I can say what it is.

I googled shredded phyllo dough dessert and it says kanafeh, it looks delicious. A couple months ago I was watching lots of Turkish recipe videos on youtube. You've got lots of delicious looking foods.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #44 on: September 05, 2018, 07:54:27 AM »
The difference between kunefe and other dessert is, it only can be eaten when its hot. So that it never prepared earlier. cooked in a metal bowl in the oven. It has been prepare only when you order it. If a kunefe is cold, it can't be eaten. Yes, interesting but special tastes requires special toil.  ;)

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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #45 on: September 05, 2018, 08:03:02 AM »
So question of the new rolls since I played...

Will the exorcist know they are the exorcist? Same with the chosen one, will they know?

I know the Oracle will know they are, but will the village idiot know? Or do they think they are the Oracle, but they are being fed bad information?

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« Reply #46 on: September 05, 2018, 08:11:12 AM »
Exorcist knows, chosen one doesn't, both Oracle and idiot believe they are the Oracle.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #47 on: September 05, 2018, 08:21:08 AM »
Good news, everyone! I was speaking to one of the locals. They run an ostrich farm. They are also leaving town, what with the penguin danger and all, so I bartered some garlic I found (let's not discuss from where) and I now have a trained and very loyal ostrich to use for travel, defense, and food. JUST THE EGGS. The eggs are also decent weaponry, given how big they are.

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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #48 on: September 05, 2018, 09:09:27 AM »
Time of game starting, in other say time of sun shine has taken two hours earlier. In other say, instead of 21:00 GMT, it will start at 19:00 GMT.

Because 21:00 is the time I'm going to bed (Istanbul time 24:00). Sometimes I'm online but sometimes not. I don't want you to keep waiting by hours and cause the chaos. In short;

Game will start 3 hours later from now on. I have changed the first post depends on this situation.
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« Reply #49 on: September 05, 2018, 09:10:33 AM »
I've never tried ostrich meat before. I call dibs on the wings.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #50 on: September 05, 2018, 09:11:36 AM »
Ostrich eggs are apparently really hard.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #51 on: September 05, 2018, 09:58:35 AM »
We call India as "Hindistan". Hindi means "turkey" in Turkey. And ironicaly, Indians like other English talking people are calling us as Turkey. One of us should be turkey so.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #52 on: September 05, 2018, 10:04:52 AM »
Maybe we can resolve this peacefully by offering the werepenguins some delicious ostrich eggs in lieu of ourselves. We don't have to be at war. I'm sure they can be reasoned with.
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« Reply #53 on: September 05, 2018, 10:22:47 AM »
Maybe we can resolve this peacefully by offering the werepenguins some delicious ostrich eggs in lieu of ourselves. We don't have to be at war. I'm sure they can be reasoned with.
This sounds an awful lot like a penguin trying to get out of death, only to munch on our flesh as we sleep. I don't trust the penguin menace.
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« Reply #54 on: September 05, 2018, 10:29:31 AM »
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« Reply #55 on: September 05, 2018, 10:34:23 AM »
Good news everyone, I found several bags of Hershey's miniature chocolate bars in my luggage.
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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #56 on: September 05, 2018, 10:38:52 AM »
I've never tried ostrich meat before. I call dibs on the wings.

Fuck you, Duck! His name is Dave and he's not for eating >:(

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« Reply #57 on: September 05, 2018, 10:42:45 AM »
I've never tried ostrich meat before. I call dibs on the wings.

Fuck you, Duck! His name is Dave and he's not for eating >:(

I don't want to eat his eggs.

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Re: Werepenguins 5: Agarthanian werepenguins invasion to Troy GAME ON !
« Reply #58 on: September 05, 2018, 10:45:52 AM »
I've never tried ostrich meat before. I call dibs on the wings.

Fuck you, Duck! His name is Dave and he's not for eating >:(

I don't want to eat his eggs.

That's ok. If we can fashion a trebuchet, we can use the eggs as projectiles.

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« Reply #59 on: September 05, 2018, 10:58:48 AM »
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I've never tried ostrich meat before. I call dibs on the wings.

Fuck you, Duck! His name is Dave and he's not for eating >:(
Dave has been doing dangerous stuff on this forum, like changing polls. He deserves to be eaten for that.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.