Rancagua doesn't exist

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Rancagua in Chile. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Rancagua doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Rancagua. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary land, or why it is trying to convince the world that this land is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Rancagua doesn't really exist.

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Rancagua in Chile.

I like onions on my chile.

Does that change the shape of the map?

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Rancagua in Chile.

Flash poll: who else is hearing about the possibly fake land of Rancagua for the very first time?

By the old Moulmein Pagoda lookin´ eastward to the sea
There´s a Burma broad a settin and I know she thinks of me
For the wind is in those palm trees and the temple bells, they say
Come you back, you fool RE'er
Come you back to Rancagua
Come you back to Rancagua

Quote from: acidobinario on August 18, 2018, 06:48:29 PM

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Rancagua in Chile.

Flash poll: who else is hearing about the possibly fake land of Rancagua for the very first time?

[Raises arm]

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Rancagua in Chile. I bet many of you even learned about it in school. I am here to tell you the truth.

Well, the fact is that Rancagua doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Rancagua. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary land, or why it is trying to convince the world that this land is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Rancagua doesn't really exist.

To say this with this precision, so you have to be from either Santiago or rest of the Chile; and have to try to travel there. It is clear that rumor is not an evidence.

Is this for real?(not a joke) I vaguely remember the name Rancagua and something about the jungle and natives chewing gum or something.

Is this a Berenstain bears bit?

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Rancagua in Chile.

Nope, ain't never 'eard of it.

I bet many of you even learned about it in school.

Nope, ain't never larned nuttin' in skool.

I am here to tell you the truth.

This is the flat earth society. No-one cares about the truth. Now if you said "THE TRUTH" that would have been different.

Well, the fact is that Rancagua doesn't really exist. Everything you have ever heard about it was made up, and any pictures of it you have seen were faked by the government. I am sure you have even talked to people on the internet who claim to be from Rancagua. They are really secret government agents who are surfing the internet to enforce these false beliefs.

So wot?
How do we know that you're not really a secret government agent surfing the internet to hide the reality of this beautiful little spot.

We are not entirely sure why the government made up an imaginary land, or why it is trying to convince the world that this land is real, but we can tell you that we know for a fact that Rancagua doesn't really exist.

So, it doesn't exist but neither does the flat earth but people go on believing it.
Why do you imagine that anyone will be convinced by your revelations? It's probably just fake news to hide the real fake news.

Quote from: acidobinario on August 18, 2018, 06:48:29 PM

Most of you have probably been brought up believing in the imaginary land called Rancagua in Chile.

Flash poll: who else is hearing about the possibly fake land of Rancagua for the very first time?

Not gonna lie, never heard it again.

I had never heard of Rancagua before reading this thread. I was never taught about it in school, but that's not surprising because schools in the U.S. don't teach us much about geography. But Google is your friend, and the first hit when I searched for Rancagua was this page from Wikipedia.

I presume the OP posted this to make fun of some flat-Earthers who, for reasons that seem to have nothing at all to do with the shape of the Earth, claim that Australia does not exist. Or is the claim that Australia does not exist actually round-Earthers making fun of flat-Earthers who say that Antarctica doesn't exist? I guess I'm not sure.

Anyway, welcome to the forum, acidobinario.