Werepenguins 3: The Penguining

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #750 on: August 17, 2018, 10:39:06 PM »
There were two possibilities. either ds simply played and was a penguin or something much more complicated but many possiblities.

If we were to eliminated the simplest option, we could now think about the hardness. but we have eliminated one of the hardest choices. now someone can be. because we were not able to remove the simple option or understand the complicated ones.

What has caused it? I'm not saying it is definitely ds, but it was part of a plan. If it was not for him, we could understand that someone was lying. So now how can understand who were saying lie?

I can not win this game by myself.

Definitely Gayer. Get her!!

You say it after my vote. Also you have said you did not believe dd's being penguin, perhaps jane is saying lie. boydster, I have started to believe you are a controlled opposition. This is the best option explains your talking about your role and say someone like definitely sure. What have you gathered to deceive the villagers?

Why did you deceive the villagers, boydster?

You were eliminated by penguins revealed your role and killed you. But you have to bve eliminated by after this post by lynching because of proved to be a penguin, by deceiving rest of the villagers except me.

Please less talk, more watch. This is more in behoof of villagers.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #751 on: August 18, 2018, 12:47:43 AM »
Well I told you all not to lynch me. No one listens to Gayer any more  :'(
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #752 on: August 18, 2018, 06:07:05 AM »
Wise, you are bonkers. Read the rest of the post you quoted. It's pretty obvious I wasn't confident, or even serious, in my accusation.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #753 on: August 18, 2018, 06:14:47 AM »
It would be ironic if wise or shifter turned out to be the penguin.  I still have my money on Jura, though. 

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #754 on: August 18, 2018, 07:39:40 AM »
It would be ironic if wise or shifter turned out to be the penguin.  I still have my money on Jura, though.

I'll take that bet, if I'm a penguin I change my name to anything you like, I give SCG carte blanche here and now, I'm not a penguin she changes yours to Jura's Bitch.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #755 on: August 18, 2018, 07:41:09 AM »

Both names have to stand for at least one year.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #756 on: August 18, 2018, 07:46:47 AM »
WHOA. The gauntlet has been thrown down.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #757 on: August 18, 2018, 08:08:19 AM »
A desperation throw.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #758 on: August 18, 2018, 08:41:20 AM »
Well it looks like we're basically in chaos now.  I thought the vote for Gaydafi was a pretty good bet, but as usual I have missed the mark.

In that case, Jura seems like the logical next choice.  But, what if Duck really didn't mean anything by naming these two?  There are still others.

Wise...who can tell?  He is an absolute wild card in my book.  I don't think he's a penguin, but why couldn't he be?  I don't have an answer for this.

And then there's Shifter, who for some reason seems to have skated through without ever drawing any real suspicion, which is unlike his historic performance.

I am still mostly in the mind that DuckDodgers' statements are the closest we have to a lead...but I'm just a little uneasy that two of our number have basically escaped scrutiny.  This has trap game written all over it.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #759 on: August 18, 2018, 08:57:29 AM »
In the morning we will be down to one penguin and three villagers.
If we don't lynch the penguin next we lose.

deadsirius is the penguin.
RE can never win this argument.
FE can't be disproved.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #760 on: August 18, 2018, 09:15:05 AM »
deadsirius is the most likely candidate. You all gave him a pass last time and went after Gayer for no good reason. GET HIM.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #761 on: August 18, 2018, 09:20:01 AM »
I start throwing cloves of my pants garlic at deadsirius. He seems to be trying to dodge and avoid it. Interesting.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #762 on: August 18, 2018, 12:02:10 PM »
Well I told you all not to lynch me. No one listens to Gayer any more  :'(

No one is a pretentious word. I did not lynched you.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #763 on: August 18, 2018, 12:03:07 PM »
He started the lynch mob against me too, definitely lynch him!

Sorry wise, you listened to me  :-*
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #764 on: August 18, 2018, 12:05:43 PM »
In the morning we will be down to one penguin and three villagers.
If we don't lynch the penguin next we lose.

deadsirius is the penguin.

Mistake. If we don't lynch the penguin next we'll be stronger.

Finding the penguin from 3 is easier than finding from 4. Think again.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #765 on: August 18, 2018, 12:07:09 PM »
He started the lynch mob against me too, definitely lynch him!

Sorry wise, you listened to me  :-*

I have said you were not active and don't entered discussings but your all talkings and votes were meaningfull and consistent. And you have voted the penguin as a last vote. They were meaningfull for me. But they have tried to listen the boydster, who is the controlled opposition, controlled by penguins.  ;D
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #766 on: August 18, 2018, 12:12:19 PM »
Where is the narrator? The time of "son of human's" dying time.  :-\
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #767 on: August 18, 2018, 12:14:50 PM »
In the morning we will be down to one penguin and three villagers.
If we don't lynch the penguin next we lose.

deadsirius is the penguin.

Mistake. If we don't lynch the penguin next we'll be stronger.

Finding the penguin from 3 is easier than finding from 4. Think again.

If we lynch a villager today we will be down to 2 villagers and 1 penguin.
Tonight the penguin kills one of the villagers. Down to 1 villager and 1 penguin.
Next day the vote will be a tie. That night the penguin kills the last villager.
RE can never win this argument.
FE can't be disproved.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #768 on: August 18, 2018, 12:17:39 PM »
In the morning we will be down to one penguin and three villagers.
If we don't lynch the penguin next we lose.

deadsirius is the penguin.

Mistake. If we don't lynch the penguin next we'll be stronger.

Finding the penguin from 3 is easier than finding from 4. Think again.

If we lynch a villager today we will be down to 2 villagers and 1 penguin.
Tonight the penguin kills one of the villagers. Down to 1 villager and 1 penguin.
Next day the vote will be a tie. That night the penguin kills the last villager.

We are talking about same thing. If we lynch nobody tomorrow, penguin kills one villager and it turns to 2 villagers and 1 penguin. tomorrow.

You have already one chance. Either tomorrow or one day later have to try to find it. I suggest you don't try to find it tomorrow and postponed to one day later. It is easier to estimate penguin from 2 others than 3 others from your side.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #769 on: August 18, 2018, 12:19:12 PM »

Makes sense, where's Jane?
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #770 on: August 18, 2018, 12:21:46 PM »
A desperation throw.

Do you want to take the bet?
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #771 on: August 18, 2018, 12:26:58 PM »
It would be ironic if wise or shifter turned out to be the penguin.  I still have my money on Jura, though.

I'll take that bet, if I'm a penguin I change my name to anything you like, I give SCG carte blanche here and now, I'm not a penguin she changes yours to Jura's Bitch.

I would take that bet, but I have only had this name for a couple of weeks.  How about we do custom titles instead?

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #772 on: August 18, 2018, 12:31:32 PM »
A desperation throw.

Do you want to take the bet?

No thanks, I'm not sure enough to risk it. Apparently a lot of people think there's strong reason to suspect deadsirius.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #773 on: August 18, 2018, 12:32:23 PM »
The bit under your name that you put on or the special that only mods can do?

Either way, yes.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #774 on: August 18, 2018, 12:32:56 PM »
Oh my god! The penguins got Jane!

Quick, wise, you need to take over narration!
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #775 on: August 18, 2018, 12:39:04 PM »
An innocent walks through the Flat Earth Research Centre. He has a plan; though Flat Earth literature might be a source of comfort in these trying times, few would seek it out during the moonlight hours. Most are huddled together, watching one another futilely in a hope the penguin would reveal themselves.
Armed with non-Euclidean powers as they are though, the final werepenguin makes no such slip.
Things are getting desperate. The one searches; penguins are the historic foes of FET, if there is any weapon, any hint, it must be in here. He was not going to die!
He hears a whirring.

Suddenly nervous, he glanced around, then continues. he keeps close to the wall, peers out around every corner before walking. That sound... it's not flippers, but that doesn't mean the penguin is not responsible.
He turns-
And finds himself overlooking a pit, and gulps. he knows this place; were the Centre fully functioning, it would illustrate an aetheric whirlpool, water kept in constant motion with the Sun and planets floating in position.
That had been days ago. Now the water has been drunk, and someone who got tired of marshmallows had taken a bite out of Mars. Not that any of the planets are left.
At the bottom of the pool was a large blade, meant to spin and cause the water rotate; now, without much liquid left, it just screeches. it has already shredded and blended the model planets.
But someone had to have turned it on...

He looks around for something to defend himself with, just in case; his eyes catch on a model rocket, large and sturdy enough to serve as a club. The model was meant to show the absurdity of space travel; he almost laughed at the irony. Now it would save him-
But as he reaches, something rushes out of the shadows and strikes him in the side. He cries out and flouders as he falls; he reaches for the rim of the pit, only to curse his lack of opposable thumbs.
Bullwinkle falls into the spinning blade, screaming. His hooves are ground to a fine paste before his head has even slumped forwards enough.
Antlers are the last part of him to be seen, clattering separately around the pit before they to are blended to nothing. Bruce Forsice looks down with fierce triumph.
He turns off the blade. Below him, all that is left of Bullwinkle is a moose mousse.

Bullwinkle, an innocent, is dead.
The day, possibly the final day, begins.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #776 on: August 18, 2018, 12:41:44 PM »
Oh shit. Oh come on. wtf?

Why did not exorcist save the bullwinkle? Wtf?
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #777 on: August 18, 2018, 12:42:39 PM »
I can not to say anything else:

Actually, the last penguin tries to find the exorcist in this stage. But it is better his kill me, because as everyone see, the rest ones are a bunch of idiots. So that, it is a better move to kill me and play the end game with 3 idiots. Then they kill perhaps one more wrong villager then game sudden ends. (penguin kills one more then 2 remains and penguins win)

I'm saying exorcist still have to save bullwinkle till the end. He is our last chance.

Why.. why.. why...
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #778 on: August 18, 2018, 12:43:38 PM »
 >:(
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #779 on: August 18, 2018, 12:47:40 PM »
The Sun creeps over the horizon. A vague, distant voice can be heard cursing and swearing at the concept of an internet connection; the surviving villagers are baffled by the sound.

Four are left.
Shifter, who seems as surprised as anyone to still be alive.
Wise, the wise one, a newcomer to penguin lands but a canny one.
Deadsirius, who hopes his name will not end up accurate.
Jura-Glenlivet II, she of indeterminate gender and good with an axe.

If the wrong person is lynched today, their fate will come down to the exorcist. If no one is lynched, they have another day guaranteed.
But no matter what, their time on the island is coming to a close. The ship to take them back to the mainland is due back soon; they must only ensure the werepenguin curse is not aboard.

Four votes are yet to be cast.