Werepenguins 3: The Penguining

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #630 on: August 15, 2018, 06:51:18 PM »
Shifter opens the door to the scale model of the Infinite Earth room, and is immediately knocked into the void beyond the universe. No penguins were found there. D3 is safe.



And I'm signing off for a bit so this may have been a poor game to start, but hey!

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #631 on: August 15, 2018, 08:41:01 PM »
Eh, let's go for A3.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #632 on: August 15, 2018, 08:43:18 PM »
What about A5? Lesser chance of running into something there. Row 5 and Column A both only have 1 bad thing, and there are no check boxes in either yet.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #633 on: August 15, 2018, 08:46:07 PM »
Also, I bet C2, C4, and C5 probably all have penguins. 2 of those 3 must, and possibly all 3 of them do.

B4 and E4, also prime penguin-grounds.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #634 on: August 15, 2018, 09:12:17 PM »
What about A5? Lesser chance of running into something there. Row 5 and Column A both only have 1 bad thing, and there are no check boxes in either yet.
If there is something in A3, we learn pretty much where all the penguins are (almost).
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #635 on: August 15, 2018, 09:15:38 PM »
I'll go with A5 or A3.  How many penguins are there?

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #636 on: August 15, 2018, 09:25:03 PM »
If there is a penguin on A3, then the rest of A is safe amd the rest of 3 is also safe. So C1, 2, 4 and 5 have penguins, and 4B-E also do. Because C5 has a penguin, the rest of 5 is safe. So now the only place for the other penguin in B is B1. So 1A, 1D and 1E are safe. Also E2 has a penguin because it's the only place for the second penguin in 2, so the reat of E is safe. Thus we know where all the penguins are: A3, B1, B4, C1, C2, C4, C5, D4, E2 and E4. That's all the penguins. So either A3 is safe, or we learn everything.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #637 on: August 15, 2018, 09:26:55 PM »
OK A3

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #638 on: August 15, 2018, 09:31:39 PM »
OK A3

A3! Lets hope there's a penguin in there lol!
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #639 on: August 15, 2018, 09:35:33 PM »
Well now I notice you can do the same with A5. So if A3 is safe, we try A5.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #640 on: August 15, 2018, 09:59:59 PM »
Too early in the morning and not enough tea to understand this mini game yet

I think deadsirius or jura are the ones we should go after next. DD naming Jura makes me wonder though so I'm leaning towards deadsirius first. And not me, I'm no penguin.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #641 on: August 15, 2018, 10:14:01 PM »
He also named you, Gayer. 

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #642 on: August 16, 2018, 12:02:05 AM »
He also named you, Gayer.

Ergo I am not a penguin. If I were some kind of bird I'd be one that can fucking fly.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #643 on: August 16, 2018, 12:40:07 AM »
He also named you, Gayer.

Ergo I am not a penguin. If I were some kind of bird I'd be one that can fucking fly.

Your logic is impeccable, Gayer. 

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #644 on: August 16, 2018, 12:58:33 AM »
He also named you, Gayer.

Ergo I am not a penguin. If I were some kind of bird I'd be one that can fucking fly.

Your logic is impeccable, Gayer.

It always is.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #645 on: August 16, 2018, 01:05:51 AM »

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #646 on: August 16, 2018, 02:11:12 AM »
Well that changes everything, maybe I am a penguin after all.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #647 on: August 16, 2018, 02:32:10 AM »
He also named you, Gayer.

Ergo I am not a penguin. If I were some kind of bird I'd be one that can fucking fly.

Your logic is impeccable, Gayer.

It always is.

By your impeccable logic I too must not be a penguin, yet you name me as one, your logic therefore is either faulty or constructed in such a manner to cover your own aquatic avian ass, throw her a fish and run, Orospu.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #648 on: August 16, 2018, 03:12:47 AM »
He also named you, Gayer.

Ergo I am not a penguin. If I were some kind of bird I'd be one that can fucking fly.

Your logic is impeccable, Gayer.

It always is.

By your impeccable logic I too must not be a penguin, yet you name me as one, your logic therefore is either faulty or constructed in such a manner to cover your own aquatic avian ass, throw her a fish and run, Orospu.

You're just a wee bit too suspicious to definitely not be a penguin. DD maybe wanted to throw the scent off you by naming you along with me.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #649 on: August 16, 2018, 03:13:20 AM »
Lets leave over these discussings after lynching the deadsirius that there is almost a consensus on his name. Maybe we will drink another penguin soup tomorrow then such as discussings will be no more required.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #650 on: August 16, 2018, 04:37:36 AM »
OK A3

A3! Lets hope there's a penguin in there lol!
The ghost of Pezevenk drifts into the AFET room. His marshmallow-stuffed body still lies there, and- oh god, it's being fed on. A spectral werepenguin turns-
There is a flash of light. He hears Boydster's voice in his ear: "That was close. Can only do that once more before I need to use up my power."



A3 contained a penguin.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #651 on: August 16, 2018, 04:45:57 AM »
I cast my saving spell. Let's now inspect all the rooms in column A and row 3.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #652 on: August 16, 2018, 04:53:16 AM »
If there is a penguin on A3, then the rest of A is safe amd the rest of 3 is also safe. So C1, 2, 4 and 5 have penguins, and 4B-E also do. Because C5 has a penguin, the rest of 5 is safe. So now the only place for the other penguin in B is B1. So 1A, 1D and 1E are safe. Also E2 has a penguin because it's the only place for the second penguin in 2, so the reat of E is safe. Thus we know where all the penguins are: A3, B1, B4, C1, C2, C4, C5, D4, E2 and E4. That's all the penguins. So either A3 is safe, or we learn everything.
Someone should proof read this because I was on the go and still am and so there's a chance I fucked up. If it's correct, let's explore all the rooms except these ones.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #653 on: August 16, 2018, 05:18:46 AM »
I cast my saving spell. Let's now inspect all the rooms in column A and row 3.

Boydster leads the way through the rooms, one after the other. He peers around a scale model of a Zaratan, then progresses through a library, then passes over the body of a ghost penguin he had just slain. Wiping the sweat from his brow, he and the others continue.
He passes under the banner 'AUSTRALIA: FACT OR FICTION?', nervously passing a model of a kangaroo. His time in the afterlife has alerted him to their true purpose, and it is sinister.
Nevertheless he makes it through, and concludes searching one column by walking into the DET room. Unfortunately when he tries to get out, he only ends up on the far side of the ceiling.

After navigating out of that fiendish trap (an elaborate scheme, involving two potatoes, the blood of a werepenguin, a disturbing amount of ectoplasm that he swore was necessary, and the starship Enterprise), Boydster proceeds in another direction. He swims over a recreation of Old Bedford River, nervously walks around the glass tube containing the sheer power of the accelerator. and clambers over a rubber dome meant as a demonstration of denpressure. Curiously, on the far side, is a ball pit.
Then he leads the way into the final room, the Dr Thork room. He glances behind him, then continues in. So long as this place was safe-
There's a sound! Boydster nearly jumps out of his ghostly skin but, no, it's just an animatronic programmed to yell at him. Ne penguins to be found.

Column A and row 3 have been fully explored. No more chances have been lost.



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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #654 on: August 16, 2018, 05:24:50 AM »
We know everything in C and 4 have penguins.  That makes 9 known penguins out of 10.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #655 on: August 16, 2018, 05:25:41 AM »
We just need to figure out where the last one would satisfy all of the numbers.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #656 on: August 16, 2018, 05:39:51 AM »
My bad, we only had 8 so far.  So B1 and E2 are penguins. 

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #657 on: August 16, 2018, 05:41:36 AM »
Yep, all the blanks in C and 4 are penguins, B1 is a penguin and E2 is a penguin.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #658 on: August 16, 2018, 05:43:21 AM »
Lets leave over these discussings after lynching the deadsirius that there is almost a consensus on his name. Maybe we will drink another penguin soup tomorrow then such as discussings will be no more required.

What consensus?  Last I checked it was just you and a couple of ghosts.

...the Turk has got it in for me.  I knew there was something not right about him as soon as we got on the boat.  Rumor has it he can withstand 60 punches to the head, and might even be able to control some kind of killer fog.  So far I am seeing little evidence of this vaunted IQ he likes to boast about.

Currently I am leaning towards the two that Duck "exonerated".  It would make sense to try and provide a smoke screen for his partner on the way to the gallows.  But I am not putting anyone in the clear yet...
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #659 on: August 16, 2018, 05:44:13 AM »
To recap, the penguins are in:

A3, C1, C2, C4, C5, B4, D4, E4, B1, E2