Werepenguins 3: The Penguining

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #510 on: August 13, 2018, 12:25:33 PM »
And you didn't think to share that little nugget?

50-50 And she still got it wrong, bollocks!

Jura spun the axe tears in her eyes.

DD you have one more day.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #511 on: August 13, 2018, 12:26:22 PM »
She now belongs to the cool people.

And holy crap I was right for once!
Cool people don't get beaten to death with fish  8)

Well played. With this scenario you have got one extra day.


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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #512 on: August 13, 2018, 12:30:14 PM »
And you didn't think to share that little nugget?

50-50 And she still got it wrong, bollocks!

Jura spun the axe tears in her eyes.

DD you have one more day.

It is better now that you will use your axe for who deserved it.


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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #513 on: August 13, 2018, 12:35:31 PM »
Why did not Jane change the first post as scg's dying and being the village idiot? Then we'll claim the dd as the liar here.

A suspicious event.


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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #514 on: August 13, 2018, 12:56:04 PM »
wooo0000oooo0000 i told yo00000000uuuu!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #515 on: August 13, 2018, 01:54:16 PM »

I'm guessing sorry doesn't cut it?
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #516 on: August 13, 2018, 01:54:54 PM »
YAY WE CAN POST NOW!!!
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #517 on: August 13, 2018, 01:55:34 PM »
Don't worry SCG, I may have fucked up in accusing you, but I shall make sure to protect our last thread of the oracle's work.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #518 on: August 13, 2018, 01:56:42 PM »
Whoever is the real exorcist, PM me.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #519 on: August 13, 2018, 01:56:51 PM »
Why did not Jane change the first post as scg's dying and being the village idiot? Then we'll claim the dd as the liar here.

A suspicious event.
Because I'm an idiot and forgot.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #520 on: August 13, 2018, 01:59:33 PM »
Is anybody really buying the "herp derp I'm so retarded I didn't understand my role?" routine?  ::)
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #521 on: August 13, 2018, 02:00:14 PM »
Whoever is the real exorcist, PM me.
Done.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #522 on: August 13, 2018, 02:23:13 PM »
Is anybody really buying the "herp derp I'm so retarded I didn't understand my role?" routine?  ::)

No. To be safe for the night, we should lynch him now. Why wait?
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #523 on: August 13, 2018, 02:44:35 PM »
Whoever is the real exorcist, PM me.
Done.
Yeah no. I'm convinced you're a penguin now. Especially after the whole "I deleted my PMs" thing.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #524 on: August 13, 2018, 02:50:47 PM »
Looks like I accidentally unstickied this.

My bad.  Fixed now.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #525 on: August 13, 2018, 02:53:17 PM »
I got an axe, or we can roast him like the s'mores as a last monument to SCG
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #526 on: August 13, 2018, 03:07:31 PM »
The Council of Otherworldly Wisdom welcomes SCG.

We now have garlic, marshmallows and stale bread crumbs.  We can make, um... some kind of bizarre pizza I guess.

Penguins, I would ask that you induct someone into this council that has tomato sauce.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #527 on: August 13, 2018, 03:16:15 PM »
Or some chocolate, at least. I forgot the chocolate  >:(
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #528 on: August 13, 2018, 03:22:38 PM »
Looks like I accidentally unstickied this.

My bad.  Fixed now.

How dare you, sir.

It's a good thing we're both already dead, or we might have gotten ourselves lynched for messing with the werewolf thread.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #529 on: August 13, 2018, 03:32:21 PM »
w00ooo000ooo

I will give you my thoughts on the living and the undead one more time. Then I will be at the marshmallow bar next to the Pearly Gates.

Shifter - trying very hard not to get lynched for being annoying. Is probably a villager
Boydster - Oracle. Devoured by a penguin defying the laws of geometry.
Space Cowgirl - Village Idiot. Died and became a marshmallow
Crouton - beaten to death with a fish
Roundy the Truthinessist - believed me when I said I'm an idiot (hey  >:( ) could be human
DuckDodgers - DEFINITELY A PENGUIN
Wise - wants the axe, is probably human
Jura-Glenlivet II - jumped in to lynch me without a second thought, could be a penguin
Pezevenk - lynched by those he wanted to help
Deadsirius - not posting much, what if he's changing tactics and is a penguin again? WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE
Bullwinkle - a moose who should LIVE
Son of Orospu - kinda sneaky this time around, what if he's a son of a penguin?
Colonel Gaydafi - how can someone conquer the world and murder the villagers at the same time? Could be a penguin.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #530 on: August 13, 2018, 03:45:46 PM »
w00ooo000ooo

I will give you my thoughts on the living and the undead one more time. Then I will be at the marshmallow bar next to the Pearly Gates.

Shifter - trying very hard not to get lynched for being annoying. Is probably a villager
Boydster - Oracle. Devoured by a penguin defying the laws of geometry.
Space Cowgirl - Village Idiot. Died and became a marshmallow
Crouton - beaten to death with a fish
Roundy the Truthinessist - believed me when I said I'm an idiot (hey  >:( ) could be human
DuckDodgers - DEFINITELY A PENGUIN
Wise - wants the axe, is probably human
Jura-Glenlivet II - jumped in to lynch me without a second thought, could be a penguin
Pezevenk - lynched by those he wanted to help
Deadsirius - not posting much, what if he's changing tactics and is a penguin again? WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE
Bullwinkle - a moose who should LIVE
Son of Orospu - kinda sneaky this time around, what if he's a son of a penguin?
Colonel Gaydafi - how can someone conquer the world and murder the villagers at the same time? Could be a penguin.

My ghostly premonitions

Shifter - Not smelling very fishy
Boydster - Oracle. Devoured by a penguin defying the laws of geometry.
Space Cowgirl - Village Idiot. Died and became a marshmallow
Crouton - beaten to death with a fish

Roundy the Truthinessist - He could sneak up on anyone at any point, but I'm not suspicious of him yet
DuckDodgers - LYNCH THIS MOFO RIGHT NOW! ALERT ALERT ALERT!
Wise - I will eat my shirt if he's a penguin.
Jura-Glenlivet II - If penguin, is playing rather unpenguinlike I think. Had opportunities to NOT cancel lynch votes in situations where just allowing the lynch to take place would benefit the penguins. Namely, Pez.
Pezevenk - lynched by those he wanted to help
Deadsirius - Smells like garlic. Could be for safety, could be a cover. Or maybe it's just me that smells that way.
Bullwinkle - Just a normal Moose, move along, nothing to see here
Son of Orospu - Similarly to Jura. If he's a penguin, is playing a very strategic game of it that doesn't seem penguiny.
Colonel Gaydafi - Very quiet. I'm suspicious. Very suspicious.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #531 on: August 13, 2018, 03:56:32 PM »

I have been dead a very long time so my priorities are different than my colleagues.

Shifter - Possibly has Oregano.  A solid choice
Roundy the Truthinessist - His name indicates something round, could have pepperoni.
DuckDodgers - LYNCH THIS MOFO RIGHT NOW! ALERT ALERT ALERT!
Wise - Probably has Baklava.  Baklava is most welcome so Wise is a great choice.
Jura-Glenlivet II - Could be hording spotted dick or a full English breakfast.  So it's really a toss up.
Deadsirius - I'm 90% sure he has tomato sauce.
Bullwinkle - Gross!  Who tops their pizza with moose?
Son of Orospu - This mofo has flour!  I'm sure of it!
Colonel Gaydafi - Possibly a vegetarian.  Culinary tastes are not to be trusted.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #532 on: August 13, 2018, 04:42:51 PM »
lol, now this post is making me wonder.

I'm the village idiot because I was told SCG was safe and she claims to be the idiot too.

Apparently no one has PM'd Pez yet to say they're the Exorcist.  What if DD really is this boneheaded and he's telling the truth? We might lose this game because of the Exorcist being clueless about his role.

I'm still not sure I am ready to not lynch DD yet, it's still too fishy, and you know what they say, where there's fish there's penguins. But Jesus, if he's not a penguin what a mess. IF YOU'RE INNOCENT DD AND WE LYNCH YOU ANYWAY IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT THE VILLAGERS LOST.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #533 on: August 13, 2018, 04:48:19 PM »
ROUNDY LOOKING MORE SUSPICIOUS NOW.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #534 on: August 13, 2018, 05:03:51 PM »
I SHOULDN'T.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #535 on: August 13, 2018, 05:10:14 PM »
Just think about it, I am talking sense. The only reason we have to suspect him is his claim he was the Village Idiot, I'm trying to understand how he would have thought that whole spectacle would help him if he were a penguin, considering that we were just going to lynch him next if you weren't a penguin anyway. I'm guessing we still have a couple more guesses before the penguins win so we can afford the mistake, but if we lynch DD and he's not a penguin it will make it that much harder to win and I'd hate to just do it blindly now without at least talking it out.
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #536 on: August 13, 2018, 05:23:38 PM »
A wise man once said, "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, well you can't fool me twice."
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #537 on: August 13, 2018, 05:30:53 PM »
A wise man once said, "fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, well you can't fool me twice."

Actually I believe he said "Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice, won't get fooled again, don't mess with Texas!"
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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #538 on: August 13, 2018, 05:38:04 PM »
I think it goes . . .

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We don't get fooled again"

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Re: Werepenguins 3: The Penguining
« Reply #539 on: August 13, 2018, 05:57:34 PM »
Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again!
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