As day broke and the villagers gathered to evaluate their situation, they immediately noticed that there was a 7-foot tall antlered beast missing. Where had he been staying? "In the motel next door, yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-u f-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ck sti-i-i-i-i-i-i-cks!" wooed the ghost of Shifter, fading away into the distance.
Yes, that's right! He had been staying next door. Kind of odd, sure, but he seemed to like his privacy. Sure, it had drawn some attention from some of the other villagers, but he said he felt some comfort in his solitude. They rest of the crew headed out the door and over to the motel. Things got weird fast once they arrived, though. The main entrance had several chicken feet hanging from the top. Crossing the threshold, they were greeted with a collection of voodoo dolls sitting on a countertop. Weird - there was one for each of them. And right next to them, an iron cauldron with a good bed of ashes . Could these ashes be from the voodoo dolls of the fallen villagers?
The pressed on further. Which room had he taken? The very first one down the main hall, that's right. The knock. No answer. Knock again. "Moose, hey bud, you OK?"
Silence.
A BANG! A puff of smoke. The door falls inwards. Was that a bomb? No, there was no trace of anything having exploded, no smell of gunpowder. What kind of magic was this? Stepping into the room, the villagers saw the thing they hoped not to see. A stark naked moose, laying on the floor. Even worse, had been de-antlered. What kind of sick fuck would do this?
Next to his body, there was a notebook. Whaaa? The group huddles around as the notebook is opened. There appeared to be detailed notes about some of the villagers in here.
Ichi. Villager.
*Fuck, they got him before I even had a chance. Same night!
Crouton. Villager.
*MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THEY DID IT AGAIN???
Fishcakes gave himself away, deadsirius all along. WOW.
OK game time. Pebbles. I'm going to meditate on this one tonight
His notes stopped then and there. This was bad. This was very bad. The villagers realized their oracle, the famed TruthTerra, had been murdered in the night by none other than Pebbles McWaddlebottom.
Bullwinkle, the village oracle known as TruthTerra, was dead.
Dawn comes again. What will become of the town of Perth?