Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #630 on: August 04, 2018, 03:36:13 PM »
I am suspicious of Jura.  He speaks very cryptically.  What is he trying to hide?  Is it some kind of coded hint, like DS?

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #631 on: August 04, 2018, 03:40:23 PM »
I can't explain it but I feel that some kind of hooved beast has been manipulating events from the start.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #632 on: August 04, 2018, 03:41:02 PM »
I'm being ripped away from this celestial plane once more. If you never want to hear from me again. You know who to vote for....
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #633 on: August 04, 2018, 03:54:00 PM »

What reason did Roundy have to suspect me?

Almost everyone voted to off you.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #634 on: August 04, 2018, 03:59:11 PM »
As day broke and the villagers gathered to evaluate their situation, they immediately noticed that there was a 7-foot tall antlered beast missing. Where had he been staying? "In the motel next door, yo-o-o-o-o-o-o-u f-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-ck sti-i-i-i-i-i-i-cks!" wooed the ghost of Shifter, fading away into the distance.

Yes, that's right! He had been staying next door. Kind of odd, sure, but he seemed to like his privacy. Sure, it had drawn some attention from some of the other villagers, but he said he felt some comfort in his solitude. They rest of the crew headed out the door and over to the motel. Things got weird fast once they arrived, though. The main entrance had several chicken feet hanging from the top. Crossing the threshold, they were greeted with a collection of voodoo dolls sitting on a countertop. Weird - there was one for each of them. And right next to them, an iron cauldron with a good bed of ashes . Could these ashes be from the voodoo dolls of the fallen villagers?

The pressed on further. Which room had he taken? The very first one down the main hall, that's right. The knock. No answer. Knock again. "Moose, hey bud, you OK?"

Silence.

A BANG! A puff of smoke. The door falls inwards. Was that a bomb? No, there was no trace of anything having exploded, no smell of gunpowder. What kind of magic was this? Stepping into the room, the villagers saw the thing they hoped not to see. A stark naked moose, laying on the floor. Even worse, had been de-antlered. What kind of sick fuck would do this?

Next to his body, there was a notebook. Whaaa? The group huddles around as the notebook is opened. There appeared to be detailed notes about some of the villagers in here.

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Ichi. Villager.
   *Fuck, they got him before I even had a chance. Same night!
Crouton. Villager.
   *MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THEY DID IT AGAIN???
Fishcakes gave himself away, deadsirius all along. WOW.

OK game time. Pebbles. I'm going to meditate on this one tonight

His notes stopped then and there. This was bad. This was very bad. The villagers realized their oracle, the famed TruthTerra, had been murdered in the night by none other than Pebbles McWaddlebottom.

Bullwinkle, the village oracle known as TruthTerra, was dead.

Dawn comes again. What will become of the town of Perth?

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #635 on: August 04, 2018, 04:18:40 PM »
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #636 on: August 04, 2018, 04:36:12 PM »
You mean Bullwinkle wasn't a penguin either?
Ok then.

Goodbye sweet moose. You were the first to die last time, and hopefully this time you'll be the last.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #637 on: August 04, 2018, 06:44:01 PM »
Wait, there have been four nights but only two names there. Which means either Bullwinkle sucks as the psychic, or he knows more than we found out. And those seem to be only the first two nights, so it's wholly possible that he actually found the other penguin, and that it's just not being revealed because it'd end the game.
Someone go back and check who Bullwinkle suspected, I'm going to sleep.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #638 on: August 05, 2018, 08:27:48 AM »
7 and a half hours of daylight remain. All is eerily quiet in Perth.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #639 on: August 05, 2018, 08:28:48 AM »
And I'll be in a jam packed night club until like 7 am because it's """fun""".
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #640 on: August 05, 2018, 09:00:03 AM »
7 and a half hours of daylight remain. All is eerily quiet in Perth.

That's a fair point. We probably should vote.

I was going to vote for Bullwinkle though. So. I barely have a read on Jura, jroa and Pez.

Damn it. I'm still eyeing Roundy's ghost.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #641 on: August 05, 2018, 10:10:23 AM »
I probably have to vote now. I'm sticking with my vote for Jane.

[I vote to lynch Jane]
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #642 on: August 05, 2018, 10:18:57 AM »


[I vote to lynch Pez]

Just because I need to make it a tie and I don't have the foggiest who else to go for.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #643 on: August 05, 2018, 01:02:42 PM »
A stalemate, with 3 hours to go. The villagers face the possibility that they may not be able to arrive at a consensus regarding whether/who to lynch, and at such a crucial time in the game

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #644 on: August 05, 2018, 01:30:56 PM »

Pez you dare to party whilst the body of our psychic is still warm?
Only a creature that has swam the southern oceans could have blood so cold, let shitfer have his hollow claim for prescience.

[I Jura vote to lynch PEZ]
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #645 on: August 05, 2018, 02:07:50 PM »

The last lynching? In Jura's core he felt so, perhaps Bully's spirit was with them, it was done and Jura had a date with a 14yr old ….............................Caribbean cask Balvenie, kicking the juke-box he took three glasses and the bottle, waved them at Jr and Jane and headed out to toast the grave of Bullwinkle.

And Paolo sang on.


Oh, from which we’ll rise over love
And over hate
Through this iron sky
That’s fast becoming our minds
Over fear and into freedom
Freedom!
Freedom!
Rain on me!
Rain on me!
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #646 on: August 05, 2018, 02:12:43 PM »
I don't know who to vote for.  I could vote for Pez and be like the cool kids.  I could vote for Jane and cause a tie.  I could vote for the one I think is guilty, Jura, but that would mean Pez gets it anyway.

Dammit, so many hard decisions. 

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #647 on: August 05, 2018, 02:26:19 PM »

Make that two glasses Jane.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #648 on: August 05, 2018, 02:30:35 PM »

Make that two glasses Jane.
Give one to jroa too, assuming he doesn't force a tie.

Admittedly you might just be a penguin partying that you've won, but the drink's still appreciated. And possibly more necessary.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #649 on: August 05, 2018, 02:38:39 PM »
I am fucked no matter what I do, unless Pez is the penguin and I vote for him.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #650 on: August 05, 2018, 02:51:44 PM »
Now it's just an hour to wait before we find out whether we're thorked.

I could do with that drink, Jura.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #651 on: August 05, 2018, 03:05:33 PM »

Come on then cool kids.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #652 on: August 05, 2018, 03:17:00 PM »
Bad news folks, the update will be delayed due to a concert I am attending.

Pat Metheny takes the stage at 7. The update will be posted after the concert.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #653 on: August 05, 2018, 03:28:40 PM »
You can't chose Pat over us.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #654 on: August 05, 2018, 03:35:10 PM »
So. We're dead then.

Gentlepeople. It has been a privilege playing with you people tonight.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #655 on: August 05, 2018, 04:20:40 PM »
oooOOOOOOooooooo ooOOOOOOOOOOoooooo    8)


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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #656 on: August 05, 2018, 04:37:34 PM »
oooOOOOOOooooooo ooOOOOOOOOOOoooooo    8)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have returned. And in time to witness what should have been this groups first vote if they weren't so stupid. Suck in Pez you murderous penguin of a penguin! And congrats on the victory to the villagers.  :)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #657 on: August 05, 2018, 04:52:56 PM »
[I vote to lynch Shifter again]

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« Reply #658 on: August 05, 2018, 04:53:18 PM »

I have returned. And in time to witness what should have been this groups first vote if they weren't so stupid.

Yes, the sum total of all Pez's posts by the time you voted were truly damning enough to merit killing him back then, and not the exact same as when he was innocent and you still wanted him dead.

Maybe we should try lynching from the first day this time. Last time we waited and it didn't work out that well.

Lynching now is pot luck if you score a penguin. Last time, it didn't work because you voted to kill our scientist. Just try not to f#@k it up this time and we should win it
We've been over this. The scientist did a shit job. And yes, it's unlikely that a penguin will be lynched. But do you really want to wait until the penguins have killed everyone to decide who the penguin is?

OK. So who do we murder based on the zero information we have?
Idk. We can start by you  ;)

It's going to turn out that Pez actually is a penguin this time isn't it?

If people want to vote today, wait until nearer the time, we will at least have some information from how people are behaving.
Weren't those your ideas while you were a penguin?  ???

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #659 on: August 05, 2018, 04:56:21 PM »

I have returned. And in time to witness what should have been this groups first vote if they weren't so stupid.

Yes, the sum total of all Pez's posts by the time you voted were truly damning enough to merit killing him back then, and not the exact same as when he was innocent and you still wanted him dead.

Maybe we should try lynching from the first day this time. Last time we waited and it didn't work out that well.

Lynching now is pot luck if you score a penguin. Last time, it didn't work because you voted to kill our scientist. Just try not to f#@k it up this time and we should win it
We've been over this. The scientist did a shit job. And yes, it's unlikely that a penguin will be lynched. But do you really want to wait until the penguins have killed everyone to decide who the penguin is?

OK. So who do we murder based on the zero information we have?
Idk. We can start by you  ;)

It's going to turn out that Pez actually is a penguin this time isn't it?

If people want to vote today, wait until nearer the time, we will at least have some information from how people are behaving.
Weren't those your ideas while you were a penguin?  ???

If you believe my vote amounted to a stab in the dark, well it would have been better for this group to stab with me and not at me

But hey, you all like to vote on personalities of the players outside the game and went with Roundy.

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