Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #600 on: August 03, 2018, 07:35:23 PM »
You forget the context behind my calls for lynching. They have always been deserved whether they are penguins or people who knowingly murdered an innocent.
Well that's stupid.

Yes, murdering innocents is stupid. That's why they got what was coming to them.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #601 on: August 03, 2018, 07:35:44 PM »
[I vote to lynch Shifter again]

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« Reply #602 on: August 03, 2018, 07:36:33 PM »
[I vote to lynch Shifter again]
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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« Reply #603 on: August 03, 2018, 07:38:36 PM »
You forget the context behind my calls for lynching. They have always been deserved whether they are penguins or people who knowingly murdered an innocent.
Well that's stupid.

Yes, murdering innocents is stupid. That's why they got what was coming to them.
Yes, lynching every innocent that made a mistake is the best way to stop... murdering innocents. Uh.

If you want to avoid being lynched on every first round, lose the smug self-righteousness and stop pretending you did any better than the rest of us.
Oh, and:

[I vote to lynch Shifter again]
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« Reply #604 on: August 03, 2018, 08:06:43 PM »
While I can appreciate the votes and the sentiment behind them, they do not count. It is night time. Pebbles is going to murder someone.

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« Reply #605 on: August 03, 2018, 08:07:12 PM »
HEY!
PEBBLES!
SEE IF YOU CAN EAT SHIFTER'S GHOST!
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« Reply #606 on: August 03, 2018, 09:06:10 PM »
HEY!
PEBBLES!
SEE IF YOU CAN EAT SHIFTER'S GHOST!

YEAH!! DO IT PEZ!! DO IT!!

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« Reply #607 on: August 04, 2018, 05:06:14 AM »
[I vote to possess Pebbles and eat Shifter's ghost]
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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« Reply #608 on: August 04, 2018, 05:14:28 AM »
You will all have egg on your faces when it's revealed Pez is the penguin lol.


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« Reply #609 on: August 04, 2018, 08:54:37 AM »

A victory, and in that triumph a promise of a positive outcome to this sorry business, but too many had paid the higher price and one more innocent would surely fall before first light.

The hanging of Deadsirius was harder on the soul than he could have imagined, there was the feeling that the man was not the beast, in the sense that his humanity while in control was as appalled of his monsters actions as any here and Jura had liked the man.

To have an enemy one respected was as odd as having an ally that nettled, Shifters ghost blithely forgetting his recommendation to kill the guiltless Roundy was trumpeting for the death of Pez' (where was an exorcist when you needed one), well there were other people to consider and all concerned were adamant that the next lynching would be the last. Either way the reprehensible creature would claim credit.

One further day and then hopefully the survivors could return to civilisation, to sunlight, to salads.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #610 on: August 04, 2018, 01:29:24 PM »


Shifter
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #611 on: August 04, 2018, 01:35:18 PM »
OMG I can't unsee that now. Every time he posts, I'll be thinking of that picture.

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« Reply #612 on: August 04, 2018, 01:45:55 PM »
I love the fanny pack.  It really pulls the entire outfit together.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #613 on: August 04, 2018, 02:28:16 PM »
90 minutes till dawn. There is a chill in the air.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #614 on: August 04, 2018, 02:31:37 PM »
One of us is going to die. And the penguin will want revenge.

Won't you Bullwinkle?  :P
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #615 on: August 04, 2018, 02:34:00 PM »
I'll put on a pot of coffee.
It may be a long day.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #616 on: August 04, 2018, 02:44:02 PM »
Soon I will cease to exist again. Hopefully for the last time.

Please lynch Jane. There's no way she's not a penguin and you all know it.
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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« Reply #617 on: August 04, 2018, 02:44:52 PM »

A victory, and in that triumph a promise of a positive outcome to this sorry business, but too many had paid the higher price and one more innocent would surely fall before first light.

The hanging of Deadsirius was harder on the soul than he could have imagined, there was the feeling that the man was not the beast, in the sense that his humanity while in control was as appalled of his monsters actions as any here and Jura had liked the man.

To have an enemy one respected was as odd as having an ally that nettled, Shifters ghost blithely forgetting his recommendation to kill the guiltless Roundy was trumpeting for the death of Pez' (where was an exorcist when you needed one), well there were other people to consider and all concerned were adamant that the next lynching would be the last. Either way the reprehensible creature would claim credit.

One further day and then hopefully the survivors could return to civilisation, to sunlight, to salads.

You do realise I voted for Pez in the first instance, and then I wanted Roundy dead for leading the charge to lynch me? You have clearly not been paying attention.

For all your blustering, you were the one who followed Roundy instead of me and killed your exorcist? Where is the exorcist when you need one indeed. Perhaps next time you won't be so stupid and kill it


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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #618 on: August 04, 2018, 02:48:02 PM »
Shifter you have been totally inconsequential to the outcome of this game and the villagers are about to win anyway, just stfu.
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« Reply #619 on: August 04, 2018, 02:57:28 PM »
Shifter you have been totally inconsequential to the outcome of this game and the villagers are about to win anyway, just stfu.

Yes, they will win the moment they do as I suggested in the first instance and vote for Pez

I am not taking credit. Just watching from afar as you dimwits fumble and kill each other, too proud to go 'you know? Maybe we should vote for Pez as Shifter has called for'

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« Reply #620 on: August 04, 2018, 03:00:43 PM »

You do realise I voted for Pez in the first instance, and then I wanted Roundy dead for leading the charge to lynch me?

So you made a random guess and then you voted to kill Roundy because you were mad at him?

You should have said something about that before.   ::)

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« Reply #621 on: August 04, 2018, 03:08:15 PM »
I didn't care if Roundy was/wasn't. His death was all I wanted (I can be a very vengeful ghost).

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« Reply #622 on: August 04, 2018, 03:10:07 PM »
I didn't care if Roundy was/wasn't. His death was all I wanted (I can be a very vengeful ghost).

A real team player.  ::)

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« Reply #623 on: August 04, 2018, 03:15:29 PM »
I didn't care if Roundy was/wasn't. His death was all I wanted (I can be a very vengeful ghost).

Congrats. You have now made all of your suspicions worthless.
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« Reply #624 on: August 04, 2018, 03:18:26 PM »
Every morning we lynch Shifter again in the afterlife.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #625 on: August 04, 2018, 03:22:41 PM »
I didn't care if Roundy was/wasn't. His death was all I wanted (I can be a very vengeful ghost).

Congrats. You have now made all of your suspicions worthless.

Pez, is not a worthless suspicion. He is spot on your penguin. The only motive I had in the first round voting was to bag a penguin. So I made the choice based on the few things Pez had said. I was not after lynching an innocent. I wanted to win this

Given my unique role, whether Roundy was/wasn't didn't matter. He was guilty of an innocent death, the same way the penguins are. What reason did Roundy have to suspect me? No good/valid reason apart from being a douche. Not good enough.

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« Reply #626 on: August 04, 2018, 03:24:46 PM »
Every morning we lynch Shifter again in the afterlife.

And yourself with me ;)

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« Reply #627 on: August 04, 2018, 03:25:41 PM »
Every morning we lynch Shifter again in the afterlife.

And yourself with me ;)

wat?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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« Reply #628 on: August 04, 2018, 03:33:22 PM »
30 minutes and only one thing is certain, this army of ghosts will grow by one.
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« Reply #629 on: August 04, 2018, 03:35:07 PM »
Maybe we should try lynching from the first day this time. Last time we waited and it didn't work out that well.

Lynching now is pot luck if you score a penguin. Last time, it didn't work because you voted to kill our scientist. Just try not to f#@k it up this time and we should win it
We've been over this. The scientist did a shit job. And yes, it's unlikely that a penguin will be lynched. But do you really want to wait until the penguins have killed everyone to decide who the penguin is?

OK. So who do we murder based on the zero information we have?
Idk. We can start by you  ;)

It's going to turn out that Pez actually is a penguin this time isn't it?

Prophetic words

Because you guys are too proud to admit Shifter was right all along, and because I don't care about credut

LISTEN TO JANE!!! She is smart and knows her shit. So follow her lead people. Hopefully she will be alive another day to personally put the noose around his neck as deserved

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