Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #90 on: July 28, 2018, 03:09:28 PM »

A nagging voice at the back of my head is tugging at my conscience to cut down the body of shifter as it seems he was innocent, luckily my conscience has been pretty much drowned by 12yr old Laphroaig, it's pissing it down out there, Penguins are loose and the crows won't arrive until sun-up, all being well I'll cut him down in the morning.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #91 on: July 28, 2018, 03:10:23 PM »
My advice is to ignore all the ramblings of Shifter, he will only sow discord amongst the living. The penguins will use him to their advantage.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #92 on: July 28, 2018, 03:22:55 PM »
My advice is to ignore all the ramblings of Shifter, he will only sow discord amongst the living. The penguins will use him to their advantage.

I'm dead now. My rotting corpse is hanging there for all to see with each flash of lightning. I have nothing to gain by sowing discord. Besides had people listened to me in the first round, it would have been a very quick game with victory to the humans.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #93 on: July 28, 2018, 03:36:53 PM »
Ironically now Shifter's a ghost the one thing we really need is an exorcist.
Anyways, I feel like taking a lesson from Jura, this is probably more fun to roleplay with rather than just do generic analysis.

Unable to sleep, I wander past Shifter's hanging corpse, sure I can somehow still hear his voice. Haunted by dreams so clear they might as well be memories, another life where we were not only threatened by the penguins, but I was one of them. I know how they think, and how they would act.
And with a chill I wonder if the penguins know, and whether I'll live to see the sunrise.
Everyone drinks and sits around, afraid, and I keep my distance. Can't help but shiver when I get close to Roundy, Ichi and Bullwinkle.
I remember a dream where the penguins were almost discovered when one who had otherwise been quiet placed their vote to lynch an innocent, and I shuffle away from Ichi. And remembering the earlier confrontation, it's hard to stay near Roundy.

It's going to be a long night.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #94 on: July 28, 2018, 04:17:42 PM »
I'm gonna roast some marshmallows, for tonight I may die.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #95 on: July 28, 2018, 04:21:23 PM »
Well, guess I'm probably screwed. Enough people will probably blindly follow Jane again that I will be lynched next.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #96 on: July 28, 2018, 04:24:17 PM »
I'm sorry Shifter :( I see your ravings and automatically see you as guilty even when you aren't. RIP sweet prince.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #97 on: July 28, 2018, 05:09:42 PM »
Just like in Ben Lawers--someone who is not only innocent but actually possessed of useful powers has made himself unnecessarily conspicuous and died an early death because of it.  Whoever the Truthterra is better keep a low profile...

That being said I don't think I'm any closer to knowing who to suspect.  The last time I was sure I knew who it was and ended up being dead wrong, so...guess we can't trust anyone.

All we know is tonight, one of us will die.  Godspeed my friends, hope to see you in the morning...
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« Reply #98 on: July 28, 2018, 07:53:12 PM »
Just like in Ben Lawers--someone who is not only innocent but actually possessed of useful powers has made himself unnecessarily conspicuous and died an early death because of it.  Whoever the Truthterra is better keep a low profile...

That being said I don't think I'm any closer to knowing who to suspect.  The last time I was sure I knew who it was and ended up being dead wrong, so...guess we can't trust anyone.

All we know is tonight, one of us will die.  Godspeed my friends, hope to see you in the morning...

How did I make myself so conspicuous? By putting in my vote before I went to bed? Hmmm. Perhaps next time I'll remain in the shadows and not participate at all. Seems to me the people here honestly believe a werepenguin would draw attention to themselves. Fools. The werepenguins are the most silent and neutral sounding players here.... The fact I drew attention to myself should have indicated I was a regular human.

Well, ultimately, you listened to Pez (again!) and killed a most useful piece on the board. Have fun dying sick and gruesome deaths. I suppose at least mine went quick. But fuck me, get my rotting corpse down soon. It's embarrassing!  :o

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #99 on: July 29, 2018, 01:07:50 AM »
Just like in Ben Lawers--someone who is not only innocent but actually possessed of useful powers has made himself unnecessarily conspicuous and died an early death because of it.  Whoever the Truthterra is better keep a low profile...

That being said I don't think I'm any closer to knowing who to suspect.  The last time I was sure I knew who it was and ended up being dead wrong, so...guess we can't trust anyone.

All we know is tonight, one of us will die.  Godspeed my friends, hope to see you in the morning...

How did I make myself so conspicuous? By putting in my vote before I went to bed? Hmmm. Perhaps next time I'll remain in the shadows and not participate at all. Seems to me the people here honestly believe a werepenguin would draw attention to themselves. Fools. The werepenguins are the most silent and neutral sounding players here.... The fact I drew attention to myself should have indicated I was a regular human.

Well, ultimately, you listened to Pez (again!) and killed a most useful piece on the board. Have fun dying sick and gruesome deaths. I suppose at least mine went quick. But fuck me, get my rotting corpse down soon. It's embarrassing!  :o

I never felt you were a penguin. 

I'm still working on strategies so some of these plans aren't going to be all that great right now.

My plan here was to vote to lynch the first person that voted to lynch someone.  I was hoping this would spark a very minor kerfuffle.  The idea is that if we're  sitting here quietly, it gives the penguins a massive advantage.  If we're all screaming at each other like a reality tv star then the chaos will reveal things about other people.  I'm sorry you had to be the sacrifice.  I would have gladly taken your place if I could have.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #100 on: July 29, 2018, 01:30:11 AM »
Can't help but shiver when I get close to Roundy, Ichi and Bullwinkle.

Lol I bet if moose is the penguin, he'll take revenge for the previous game...
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #101 on: July 29, 2018, 04:20:03 AM »
How did I make myself so conspicuous? By putting in my vote before I went to bed? Hmmm. Perhaps next time I'll remain in the shadows and not participate at all. Seems to me the people here honestly believe a werepenguin would draw attention to themselves. Fools. The werepenguins are the most silent and neutral sounding players here.... The fact I drew attention to myself should have indicated I was a regular human.
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Not inherently the case. Getting involved and trying to encourage people to vote for innocents and distract from the guilty is werepenguin behaviour. Worked well last time. Hence why we should be wary of those trying to spearhead lynch campaigns for no good reason, and who seem very rope-happy.
I don't think you were guilty though I'll admit, you were acting the same way as you did before. Ditto for Pez. Doesn't remove you from the list of suspects, just means we'd need more.
Though the way this is going Pez is going to probably end up being our psychic.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #102 on: July 29, 2018, 04:35:31 AM »
So, do the days and nights start/end at 7:00 PM EDT or just when you feel like it? 

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #103 on: July 29, 2018, 05:24:30 AM »
So, do the days and nights start/end at 7:00 PM EDT or just when you feel like it?
BOYDSTER IS A WITCH
LYNCH HIM
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #104 on: July 29, 2018, 05:37:01 AM »

Goddamnit Boydster Am I alive or dead?
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #105 on: July 29, 2018, 06:17:11 AM »
So, do the days and nights start/end at 7:00 PM EDT or just when you feel like it?

It was a goddamn storm that made it get dark as night right after you guys viciously murdered one of your friends.

I was on a tight timeline yesterday. I had to go drink many beers for a friend's birthday. And that meant I had to write up and post the lynch recap before I left because I definitely wasn't going to do it from my phone.


Goddamnit Boydster Am I alive or dead?

Only Shifter has died thus far.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #106 on: July 29, 2018, 06:19:14 AM »

So what is the time is it, day, did the penguins not kill?
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #107 on: July 29, 2018, 06:22:02 AM »
If my calculations are correct then we have about 10 hours until dawn.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #108 on: July 29, 2018, 06:24:47 AM »
Doh! PM, back to fretfull sleep
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #109 on: July 29, 2018, 06:25:53 AM »
It is still night. The ghost of Shifter lurks, as the rain continues to pour. You can help but get the feeling, more blood will be spilt this night.

Dawn is still 9 hours and 35 minutes away.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #110 on: July 29, 2018, 07:13:00 AM »
Can we lynch Shifter's ghost next?
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #111 on: July 29, 2018, 07:56:37 AM »
Can we lynch Shifter's ghost next?

I would vote for that!
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #112 on: July 29, 2018, 12:31:50 PM »
3 and a half hours until dawn. All has been quiet inside the tavern this evening, despite the howling winds and pounding rain. But now, as they rain dies down, there is a rustling sound that can be heard. Is it coming from one of the rooms?

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #113 on: July 29, 2018, 12:46:22 PM »
In case it's me, it's been an honor serving with all of you, Um, weirdos from a bar I guess.

Good luck.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #114 on: July 29, 2018, 01:08:48 PM »
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
I inexplicably turn scottish and hide in the corner of the tavern.

Ok, on a more serious note, there's not much time left and I don't feel safe, so I just want to say that my main suspects are Roundy and Ichi.
And if I die, I am going to haunt the sh*t out of you people.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #115 on: July 29, 2018, 01:25:22 PM »
The suspense is killing one of us.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #116 on: July 29, 2018, 01:26:15 PM »
The suspense is killing one of us.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #117 on: July 29, 2018, 01:38:20 PM »
If I die I just want everyone to know that I suspect no one and everyone.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #118 on: July 29, 2018, 02:02:50 PM »
I won't die because the penguins know I'm about to be lynched.  :(
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #119 on: July 29, 2018, 02:20:26 PM »
Well mister Roundy, I suspected you were a penguin last time, but maybe you're the psychic this time.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.