Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #330 on: July 31, 2018, 06:15:33 AM »
As for the Jane-Roundy carousel, it did enter my mind that the two of them are just doing fine dancing round each other, but honestly, I could make an argument for any of you as you could me and my last hunch got someone killed.
Hunches are all we've got. If we sit back and do nothing, we're just relying on the truthterra's guesswork which isn't going to be doing any better than our lynchings.

Honestly at this rate I'm well aware that if Roundy turns out to be innocent everyone's going to kill me, but I really can't ignore the suspicious behaviour.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #331 on: July 31, 2018, 06:42:49 AM »
Are we...all still alive?  Did the penguins get too drunk last night and sleep through their murder alarm?  Hallelujah, saved by the beer!

The night persists. It feels almost endless. The werepenguins will murder someone this cycle; they always do, for it is in their nature. But who will they choose for their meal?

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #332 on: July 31, 2018, 07:01:32 AM »
I'm just going to put it out there..... But if I were still the exorcist, I'd be protecting Jane. Not because I want to weasel my way inside her or anything but because I believe she is in danger. Because she's smart and she's the only one with the spine to vote for Roundy.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #333 on: July 31, 2018, 07:14:05 AM »
WHY AM I ON THE SAME SIDE AS SHIFTER
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WEREPENGUINS?!

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #334 on: July 31, 2018, 07:14:29 AM »
She isn't in danger because age is a blood thirsty beast.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #335 on: July 31, 2018, 07:15:14 AM »
She isn't in danger because she is a blood thirsty beast.
FTFY
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #336 on: July 31, 2018, 08:36:08 AM »
She isn't in danger because she is a blood thirsty beast.
FTFY
Why are you doing a FTFY on yourself?
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #337 on: July 31, 2018, 08:37:50 AM »
WHY AM I ON THE SAME SIDE AS SHIFTER
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WEREPENGUINS?!
By the way, I've kinda missed you and Shifter fighting about something in PS&R...
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #338 on: July 31, 2018, 08:41:28 AM »
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #339 on: July 31, 2018, 08:45:50 AM »
She isn't in danger because she is a blood thirsty beast.
FTFY
Why are you doing a FTFY on yourself?
Not supposed to edit posts, though I guess there are no longer repercussions for me if I do edit.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #340 on: July 31, 2018, 08:51:06 AM »
Are we...all still alive?  Did the penguins get too drunk last night and sleep through their murder alarm?  Hallelujah, saved by the beer!

The night persists. It feels almost endless. The werepenguins will murder someone this cycle; they always do, for it is in their nature. But who will they choose for their meal?


Apparently the suspense has messed with my sense of time.  I got it in my head that the attack would be at 7 this morning.  Still getting my head around 48 hour days.

Well, maybe it's still not too late to get them too drunk to kill
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #341 on: July 31, 2018, 08:52:04 AM »
WHY AM I ON THE SAME SIDE AS SHIFTER
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WEREPENGUINS?!
By the way, I've kinda missed you and Shifter fighting about something in PS&R...

They’re now fighting over whose body roasts the best marshmallows.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #342 on: July 31, 2018, 09:28:36 AM »
Alright.  We're in serious trouble.  I see what I have to do.  I must protect the Truthterra.

I douse myself in ketchup and do the penguin appetizer dance.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #343 on: July 31, 2018, 09:39:02 AM »
Alright.  We're in serious trouble.  I see what I have to do.  I must protect the Truthterra.

I douse myself in ketchup and do the penguin appetizer dance.
Only penguins or penguin sympathizers know that dance!
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #344 on: July 31, 2018, 09:58:51 AM »
Alright.  We're in serious trouble.  I see what I have to do.  I must protect the Truthterra.

I douse myself in ketchup and do the penguin appetizer dance.
Only penguins or penguin sympathizers know that dance!

True but I can do a close approximation.  It's kind of like a cross between The Hokey Pokey and Father Abraham.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #345 on: July 31, 2018, 10:18:42 AM »
I've got all these s'mores and no one wants them. I'm sorry they smell a bit like burning Shifter, OK?
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #346 on: July 31, 2018, 10:19:26 AM »
I'll eat some s'mores.  I need the energy to keep up the dance.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #347 on: July 31, 2018, 10:19:50 AM »
I'd eat one if I still had a body.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #348 on: July 31, 2018, 10:23:46 AM »
I'd eat one if I still had a body.

I'll carry as many s'mores as I can tonight.  That way if the penguins get me then I can bring ghost s'mores into the afterlife.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #349 on: July 31, 2018, 10:24:19 AM »
Gimme those s'mores, woman!
Where did you educate the biology, in toulet?

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #350 on: July 31, 2018, 10:26:33 AM »
If you remove one of the graham crackers, they should stick nicely to your skin. I mean, someone told me that once and I never bothered fact-checking it.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #351 on: July 31, 2018, 10:27:10 AM »
I'd eat one if I still had a body.

I'll carry as many s'mores as I can tonight.  That way if the penguins get me then I can bring ghost s'mores into the afterlife.
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markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #352 on: July 31, 2018, 10:43:18 AM »
SCG's s'mores are people. Don't trust them!

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #353 on: July 31, 2018, 10:44:19 AM »
SCG's s'mores are people. Don't trust them!

Then it makes my plan to make ghost s'mores all the most plausible.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #354 on: July 31, 2018, 11:00:05 AM »
I will put extra marshmallows on so they'll be extra sticky. We should all attach a few to our bodies, JUST IN CASE.
I'm sorry. Am I to understand that when you have a boner you like to imagine punching the shit out of Tom Bishop? That's disgusting.

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #355 on: July 31, 2018, 12:39:15 PM »
SCG IS TRYING TO MAKE US MORE EDIBLE
DON'T TRUST HER

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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #356 on: July 31, 2018, 12:40:37 PM »

I had to look up these s'mores, and frankly they sound pretty awful, but as I have forsworn the Malt for the duration of the night, I will attempt one if I may?
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #357 on: July 31, 2018, 12:43:07 PM »
SCG IS TRYING TO MAKE US MORE EDIBLE
DON'T TRUST HER

PENGUINS DONT' LISTEN TO JANE!  I AM THE MOST DELICIOUS VILLAGER!

EVERY SQUARE INCH OF ME IS COVERED BY A CONDIMENT OR A SUGARY TREAT!

EVERY SQUARE INCH.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #358 on: July 31, 2018, 12:44:07 PM »

I had to look up these s'mores, and frankly they sound pretty awful, but as I have forsworn the Malt for the duration of the night, I will attempt one if I may?

Really?  I thought they would be ubiquitous.  But yeah, they're really something mostly kids like.
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Re: Werepenguins - The Perth Massacre
« Reply #359 on: July 31, 2018, 12:46:02 PM »
Whoever dies tonight, make sure you stuff a bunch of s'mores in you mouth before you die so we ghosts can enjoy. Follow Cruton's lead and truly mourn the fallen.
markjo, what force can not pass through a solid or liquid?
Magnetism for one and electric is the other.