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Who will be lynched today?

Jane
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Werepenguins Round 2 Spectators' Thread

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Werepenguins Round 2 Spectators' Thread
« on: July 24, 2018, 04:56:31 PM »
« Last Edit: July 27, 2018, 04:31:32 PM by boydster »

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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2018, 04:57:04 PM »
Yes. You thought you were safe. Perhaps you died a tragic death in a previous game of Werepenguin and didn't plan on being resurrected only to suffer the agony of reliving the murderous Groundhog-Day-esque experience yet again. Perhaps you watched safely from the sidelines, offering your suggestions and insights to help your soon-to-be murdered friends attempt to quell the penguinocalypse. Perhaps you were a werepenguin yourself.

You thought the pain was over. But the werepenguins, having already taken over the quaint town of Ben Lawers, have not had their desire for the blood of innocents sated. The have moved from the Scottish Highlands, crossed Loch Tay, and now have their eyes set on the village of Perth. From the Kinnoull Hill Woodland Park, they watch, perched atop the cliffside tower. Studying the townsfolk. Growing ever hungrier.

You thought you were safe. But now, the opportunity to save Perth is upon you. If Perth falls, where will the massacre end? THEY MUST BE STOPPED.

All who are brave enough to take a stand against the bloodthirsty menace, submit your name here and you will become a part of history. But how will you be remembered?

Carpe tibi Fatum.


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Re: Werepenguins ROUND 2 SIGN-UPS
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2018, 04:58:30 PM »
ME!! ME!!! I want to join up! ME!
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Re: Werepenguins ROUND 2 SIGN-UPS
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2018, 05:00:47 PM »
All in baby!
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Re: Werepenguins ROUND 2 SIGN-UPS
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2018, 05:08:11 PM »
I will play, we will get those penguins this time!
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« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2018, 05:16:58 PM »
Why not?

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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2018, 05:26:04 PM »
I guess so.   ::)

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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2018, 05:28:53 PM »
Excellent! I'll be updating the first reply (the post with all the text) to reflect the participants. Let's not let the same thing that happened in Ben Lawers happen to the fine town of Perth. RECRUIT SOME TRIBUTES!!!

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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2018, 05:51:43 PM »
I think I will be introducing a new character role in this game. A fine Scottish village like Perth should really have an Exorcist.

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Re: Werepenguins ROUND 2 SIGN-UPS
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2018, 06:10:49 PM »
I think I will be introducing a new character role in this game. A fine Scottish village like Perth should really have an Exorcist.

So.... Not Perth, Western Australia then?  :'(
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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2018, 06:13:08 PM »
Ben Lawers from the first game was selected because on the 27th of this month there's going to be the longest lunar eclipse of this century.  But it's mostly visible from the UK.  I don't know if I mentioned that.
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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2018, 06:40:28 PM »
I suppose I'm in as well.
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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2018, 07:05:31 PM »
I'm in.
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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2018, 07:13:02 PM »
I think I will be introducing a new character role in this game. A fine Scottish village like Perth should really have an Exorcist.

So.... Not Perth, Western Australia then?  :'(

Correct. The penguins marched East, on foot.

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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2018, 07:22:01 PM »
The penguins marched East, on foot.

Are you sure?


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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2018, 07:25:57 PM »
The penguins marched East, on foot.

Are you sure?



They don't take to the air until round 3. So much for the big reveal JANE. >:(

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Re: Werepenguins ROUND 2 SIGN-UPS
« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2018, 07:46:30 PM »
The penguins marched East, on foot.

Are you sure?



They don't take to the air until round 3. So much for the big reveal JANE. >:(

Jane is disqualified from competing in round 2
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2018, 12:24:16 AM »

This is big, really big. The penguin domino effect will soon spread and I live in the UK, count me in, I have a catapult!
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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2018, 12:57:18 AM »
I successfully escaped wildfires to enter the game.
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« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2018, 01:02:08 AM »
I successfully escaped wildfires to enter the game.

This is not a game. This is serious.
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« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2018, 01:22:34 AM »
I successfully escaped wildfires to enter the game.

This is not a game. This is serious.
What the fuck?
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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2018, 01:34:02 AM »
Ok, I'm sort of pissed now. I'm the one living in a short distance from where the wildfires broke out. I'm the one who had to sleep a night inhaling smoke. I'm the one who had to worry about friends dying. I'm the one whose acquaintances properties were either destroyed or threatened to be destroyed. I'm the one who has to live in a place that's been destroyed by fires now (not the region I live in, that already got somewhat destroyed by fires sone years ago). And Shifter comes in from Australia to tell me I'm bad for making a joke about it. As I said, what the fuck??
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« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2018, 02:07:56 AM »
You misunderstand. This werepenguin event is not a game. Settle down
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« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2018, 02:41:34 AM »
You misunderstand. This werepenguin event is not a game. Settle down
Oh, ok. Sorry. I thought you were doing a "don't joke about the awful thing that happened" thing.
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« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2018, 05:59:00 AM »
We are glad to have you, Pez. I hope you survive not only the wildfire, but also the penguins.

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« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2018, 06:01:15 AM »

Says the one who lead the charge to lynch him.
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« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2018, 06:22:26 AM »
Well... He got better ;D

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« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2018, 06:24:43 AM »
We have 9 people so far. I'm thinking I'll leave registration open at least through Friday. If we can add 3 or more additional people that would be ideal. We need at least one more though, regardless.

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« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2018, 06:42:56 AM »
I think we need more than 12 especially if we add another role. Also means more lynching and more gruesome werepenguin murders. I mean, I got spaghettified after having pubes thrown at me! You can't make it up!
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« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2018, 07:11:07 AM »
I'd like to participate this time.  I ain't afraid of no penguin
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