Were-penguin, player's thread

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Were-penguin, player's thread
« on: July 14, 2018, 07:03:08 AM »
Moonlight.  You were warned,you didn't listen.  YOU DIDN'T LISTEN!

July 27, 2018.

Ben Lawers, Scottland. 
Elevation 3983 feet, perilously close to the moon.


12 planoterrestrialists make a pilgrimage up to Ben Lawers in a Volkswagen Bus with their spiritual leader Scarlet McTunic. 
Their intent: defy the wisdom of the flat earth society and study the light of the blood moon directly.

Everything went exactly as planned, until the the blood moon hit.  One by one each one of them gazed upon the cursed red moonlight and passed out. 
They awoke the next morning to a horrible sight.  Scarlet McTunic had been viciously murdered last night!  Flipper marks, beak puncture wounds, snuggle burns.
This was unmistakably the work of werepenguins! 

This is the story of survival between the 10 remaining humans and 2 werepenguins, named Chilly Willy and Pingu.

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Pretty standard rules that I've lifted from Lord Wilmore's game and maybe changed a few of the terms to give it some flat earth flavor.  I'm new at this so I'm probably going to make a few errors. 

How Werewolf Works


Okay, first off, anyone who doesn't understand the game or any part of it, feel free to send me a PM and I will clear it up for you. I know most of you haven't played this before, so here's a general outline:

There are 2 Penguins (chosen at random) and 10 Villagers (including one True Flat Earth Scientist, also chosen at random) in the game. The penguins will be identified as follows:

Chilly Willy
Pingu


The game is based on 'rounds': each round lasts 48 hours. This is made up of a 24 hour 'day' period (i.e. when it is daytime in the game) and a 24 hour night period (when it is nightime in the game). Why does a Werepenguin day last two days in real time? Well, we have lots of people from lots of countries and hence lots of timezones at FES, and I want to give everyone a fair chance to vote/talk/play, and a 48 hour round is the only way to do this.



Villagers

For the Villagers, the aim is to kill all the Penguins. At the outset of the game, the Villagers do not know who the Penguins are; it is up to them to figure it out.

The Villagers can vote to 'lynch' someone they suspect of being a penguin during the day cycle of the game. To do so, they must secure a certain number of votes (the number is decided by the village Oracle, i.e. me). Of course, the Penguins can also vote as no-one knows who they are! People who have already died in the course of the game are not allowed to talk during the day, and hence cannot vote.

The True Flat Earth Scientist is on the side of the Villagers; he/she gets one chance each night to make a guess and find out whether or not someone is a penguin. The True Flat Earth Scientist sends me a PM, and I tell him/her whether or not that player is a Penguin. Like everyone else in the game, the True Flat Earth Scientist can vote in the lynch.


Penguins

For the Penguins, they need to kill all of the villagers.

Unlike the villagers, each Penguin knows who all the other Penguins are. Every night, a designated Penguin can send me a PM telling me who they want to kill, and then that person will be killed. The Penguins take it in turns: Penguin Chilly Willy the first night, Penguin Pingu the second. On the third night, it is Penguin Chilly Willy's turn again. If a Penguin dies, the Penguins do not lose a turn; instead the turns alternate between the remaining Penguins. The following morning, I will reveal who was killed, and how.

Game Rules

1. The first rule of WerePenguin is that you do not break the game.

2. The second rule of WerePenguin is THAT YOU DO NOT BREAK THE GAME. A not uncommon event in WW games is that having been betrayed by his/her fellow Penguins, a dead Penguin reveals their identities. This is a dickish thing to do. Seriously, Penguins are bastards, and they will do anything to save their own hides. If they think you're as good as dead, they will betray you and join the other villagers in voting to have you lynched, just to avoid suspicion. This is completely normal, so please don't be a whiny bitch about it. Remember, even if you die as a Penguin, if the Penguins eventually win, you also win.


Long story short: Penguins turn on Penguins. Deal with it. If you ruin the game for everybody, I will probably ban you for a month or something. It's very annoying.

3. Don't edit your posts! Just make another one. This is no big deal, but if you edit your post, you lose your vote that round, so it's in your interest not to do so.

4. Make it clear who you are voting to lynch. I want to see the words ['vote to lynch *insert name here*'] to count a post as a vote. You can say '[I vote to lynch]' or just '[vote to lynch]', but I want to see the words '[VOTE TO LYNCH (name)]' in that order. Don't say 'vote billy' or 'lynch John', because in a certain context these could look like suggestions rather than votes. If it's unclear, I just won't count it. It isn't that hard to put three words in front of someone's name in the correct order.

4a.  Brackets, that's the ticket.  example, [vote to lynch so and so]

5. Don't post during the day-cycle of the game if you have been killed. Dead players can only talk at night. Just to be clear, lynches happen during the day and werePenguins/True Flat Earth Scientist PM at night. Check my last update; if a lynch is on, it's daytime. If I've asked the Penguins/True Flat Earth Scientist to PM, it's night.

6. The True Flat Earth Scientist cannot tell people they are the True Flat Earth Scientist (at least not within this topic). Obviously, I cannot control what you do elsewhere (PM, IM, IRC etc.), but beware; with the True Flat Earth Scientist, not all may be as it seems...


7. As per the title, if you're not playing, you're not playing. You can't join late due to the mechanics of the game, and I don't want you posting if you're not involved. I'll just delete any posts you make. If anyone gets trollish though, I will hand out suspensions.

Most of all, have fun, and POST. It's way more fun if you get involved, instead of just showing up and voting every now and again. Plus, inactivity can really kill a game based on votes, so try and stay active if you can.


This is the first day cycle.  So gather your wits and tell me you you're going to lynch.  If any.

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The pre-deceased:
boydster
Space Cowgirl
Ichimaru Gin :]
Jane
Roundy2.0
jroa

Sacrifices to the penguin gods:
Scarlet McTunic[narrator sock puppet] - beaten down by both were-penguins during the prologue
Bullwinkle[regular innocent] - violently murdered by Chilly Willy on night 1
Babyhighspeed[true flat earth scientist] - buried alive by an angry mob
Albert Wesker[regular innocent] - bowed out in a valiant attempt to reanimate BHS.
DuckDodgers[regular innocent] - murder by Pingu by denspressure.
Pezevenk[regular innocent] - converted into a statue by group consensus.
Shifter[regular innocent] - spaghetified by Chilly Willy

Day 1:

Pezevenk votes to lynch Albert Wesker.
boydster votes to lynch pezevenk.
jroa votes to lynch boydster.

Night 1.
Chilly Willy violently murders Bullwinkle

Day 2:
Roundy2.0 votes to lynch Babyhighspeed
boydster votes to lynch Babyhighspeed
Jane votes to lynch Babyhighspeed
Space cowgirl votes to lynch Babyhighspeed
Shifter votes to lynch Space Cowgirl
Babyhighspeed votes to lynch Space Cowgirl
Pezevenk votes to lynch Babyhighspeed
jroa votes to lynch boydster
DuckDodgers votes to lynch Space Cowgirl

The mob lynches Babyhighspeed

Night 2:
Albert Wesker is removed from gameplay and existence by way of a few slight technical errors in a standard medical procedure.
Pingu forcibly converts DuckDodgers into a double rain via a denspressure attack.

Day 3:
Shifter votes to lynch Pezevenk
Jane votes to lynch Pezevenk
Space Cowgirl votes to lynch Pezevenk
jroa votes to lynch boydster
boydster votes to lynch Pezevenk

The group lynches Pezevenk.

Night 3:
Chilly Willy spaghetifies Shifter

Day 4:
In progress...
« Last Edit: July 20, 2018, 11:00:18 AM by Crouton »
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
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Crouton

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The penguins and the true flat earth scientist have been notified.  If you haven't received a pm then assume you're a regular player.

May the odds be ever in your favor.
Intelligentia et magnanimitas vincvnt violentiam et desperationem.
The truth behind NASA's budget

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Bullwinkle

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Well, I didn't get killed yet, so I got that goin' for me.

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Slemon

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Great now I want to vote for Bullwinkle. Or BHS just because I think everyone expects that of me. Decisions, decisions.
But my vote will be withheld for now. I put up garlic around my home and wait, possibly slightly confused about werewolf and werepenguin lore.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Bullwinkle

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Sure, pick on the gimp.

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boydster

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Can we get a list of players added to the OP? And as time goes on, out can be updated to reflect who is dead/alive.

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boydster

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Ok so employing some strategery. Does it make sense to lynch anyone yet? We know nothing. Let's hold a vigil for Scarlett maybe instead?

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Pezevenk

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Come on. It's OBVIOUSLY Jane and Bullwinkle.
Member of the BOTD for Anti Fascism and Racism

It is not a scientific fact, it is a scientific fuck!
-Intikam

Read a bit psicology and stick your imo to where it comes from
-Intikam (again)

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boydster

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Come on. It's OBVIOUSLY Jane and Bullwinkle.

Hmm. That's just what a were-penguin would say

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Pezevenk

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Come on. It's OBVIOUSLY Jane and Bullwinkle.

Hmm. That's just what a were-penguin would say

I changed my mind, it's prolly you.
Member of the BOTD for Anti Fascism and Racism

It is not a scientific fact, it is a scientific fuck!
-Intikam

Read a bit psicology and stick your imo to where it comes from
-Intikam (again)

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Slemon

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Maybe the real werewolves are the friends we made along the way.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Bullwinkle

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Let's calm down a bit.
Scarlet McTunic's body isn't even cold yet.

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Slemon

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Let's calm down a bit.
Scarlet McTunic's body isn't even cold yet.
Someone doesn't want us to find the werepenguins...
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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boydster

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Come on. It's OBVIOUSLY Jane and Bullwinkle.

Hmm. That's just what a were-penguin would say

I changed my mind, it's prolly you.

Mmm hmm.

Anyone else notice there are some very silent parties right now? What are jroa and BHS up to? Where is that one n00m who is Jane's alt?

I think I still am leaning toward forgoing today's lynching opportunity. Even though Pez is almost definitely going to go through "the change" as soon as the sun sets.

Come on. It's OBVIOUSLY Jane and Bullwinkle.

Hmm. That's just what a were-penguin would say

I changed my mind, it's prolly you.

Where is that one n00m who is Jane's alt?

I'm right here, asshole, and I ain't no n00m, I'm a beloved former member who has decided to grace this pathetic excuse for a forum with his presence once again. At least to play Werewolf.

Anyway based on the evidence it's definitely Jane and Bullwinkle, we should target them first.

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Hehehehehehe
You just got Weskered, bitches!

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boydster

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Come on. It's OBVIOUSLY Jane and Bullwinkle.

Hmm. That's just what a were-penguin would say

I changed my mind, it's prolly you.

Where is that one n00m who is Jane's alt?

I'm right here, asshole, and I ain't no n00m, I'm a beloved former member who has decided to grace this pathetic excuse for a forum with his presence once again. At least to play Werewolf.

Anyway based on the evidence it's definitely Jane and Bullwinkle, we should target them first.

Listen, Definitely Not Jane, you have made 7 posts so you are n00m. Them's the facts, yo.


Wait a sec. This Roundy?


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Slemon

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Where is that one n00m who is Jane's alt?

I'm right here, asshole, and I ain't no n00m, I'm a beloved former member who has decided to grace this pathetic excuse for a forum with his presence once again. At least to play Werewolf.

Anyway based on the evidence it's definitely Jane and Bullwinkle, we should target them first.
Don't accuse yourself  :o
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

Come on. It's OBVIOUSLY Jane and Bullwinkle.

Hmm. That's just what a were-penguin would say

I changed my mind, it's prolly you.

Where is that one n00m who is Jane's alt?

I'm right here, asshole, and I ain't no n00m, I'm a beloved former member who has decided to grace this pathetic excuse for a forum with his presence once again. At least to play Werewolf.

Anyway based on the evidence it's definitely Jane and Bullwinkle, we should target them first.

Listen, Definitely Not Jane, you have made 7 posts so you are n00m. Them's the facts, yo.


Wait a sec. This Roundy?

Yep. See, I'm no noob.

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boydster

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I'm not sure I believe it without the super sweet avatar.

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boydster

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Until our guiding stale bread cube gets back to place the list in the first post, I'm pasting the list from the other thread here.


Potential victims:

Crouton
boydster
Albert Wesker
Space Cowgirl
Pezevenk
Ichimaru Gin :]
Shifter
DuckDodgers
Bullwinkle
Jane
Roundy2.0
BabyHighSpeed
jroa


Personal thoughts thus far:
Crouton - narrator, therefore immortal
Pezevenk - obviously a were-penguin
Roundy2.0 - still a n00m ;)
BHS - may have studied were-penguin-ish in its original dialect. This could prove valuable.
Albert Wesker - will inevitably die, probably on the 5th day
Shifter - will defend the were-penguins incessantly, which could get annoying...

Based on these initial thoughts, I think if we lynch anyone, it's got to be either Pez or Shifter.

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The Real Celine Dion

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You just got Weskered, bitches!

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The Real Celine Dion

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And for the record, I have no idea what the hell we are doing.
You just got Weskered, bitches!

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Slemon

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Let's calm down a bit.
Scarlet McTunic's body isn't even cold yet.
Speaking of delaying voting (I know full well this wasn't the current topic but I just got the email notification of this for some reason), I agree we should give it a while. So far all we're really measuring is time zone.

To copy Boydster's brainstorming:

Crouton - Possibly immortal, possibly a werepenguin playing the long game. We must stay vigilant.
boydster - Seems to strongly support killing no one. Suspicious.
Albert Wesker - Scares me, but he scared me before the blood moon rose so hey.
Space Cowgirl - Has long warned us of the coming of the penguins, if anyone knows the sign of infection it is her. I vote we listen to mom.
Pezevenk - Ambivalent so far
Ichimaru Gin :] - Using a square bracket smiley means he is a robot and not a human. Possibly immune to the curse of the penguin. I trust him.
Shifter - Should be lynched. Probably not a penguin, should still be lynched.
DuckDodgers - I am suspicious of the waterfowl connection between ducks and penguins. If he is not infected, he may still work for them. Be wary of them.
Bullwinkle - Another one that seems not to want to kill anyone. Given the penguins don't get to do anything until night falls, I'm wary of that.
Roundy2.0 - Decent chance.
BabyHighSpeed - If I die he's a penguin.
jroa - I've run out of unfunny remarks so I'll wait until he actually posts.

So far I'm wariest of Boyds and Bull, but that's likely to change when others start posting.
We all know deep in our hearts that Jane is the last face we'll see before we're choked to death!

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Bullwinkle

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The penguins will be identified as follows:

Chilly Willy
Pingu





Come on. It's OBVIOUSLY Jane and Bullwinkle.

Hmm. That's just what a were-penguin would say


I changed my mind, it's prolly you.


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I am not voting yet, but I have some ideas.  I think there should be a rule that werepenguins should not be able to directly lie or something like that. 

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Son of Orospu

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Ok so employing some strategery. Does it make sense to lynch anyone yet? We know nothing. Let's hold a vigil for Scarlett maybe instead?

While I admire your patience, let me remind you that every day there is a werepenguin left, one of us will die.  Sure, we may kill an inocent villager or two, but if lynch no one, then we will all eventually be killed. 

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Bullwinkle

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I think there should be a rule that werepenguins should not be able to directly lie or something like that.

Are you a werepenguin?

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Son of Orospu

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I think there should be a rule that werepenguins should not be able to directly lie or something like that.

Are you a werepenguin?

If I was, do you think I would tell you?

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boydster

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Ok so employing some strategery. Does it make sense to lynch anyone yet? We know nothing. Let's hold a vigil for Scarlett maybe instead?

While I admire your patience, let me remind you that every day there is a werepenguin left, one of us will die.  Sure, we may kill an inocent villager or two, but if lynch no one, then we will all eventually be killed.

I understand that, but what do we gain by killing someone today? Will we get a were-penguin? Maybe, if we lynch Pezevenk. Will we kill a villager? Probably. And then what have we accomplished? Another victory for were-penguins?

I don't know about you, but Scarlett and I didn't know each other very well. I'm not sure what penguin might have been motivated to kill her.

I'm not advocating never killing anyone. In fact, I'm up for a good senseless killing right now. But I thought it would be good to at least pump the brakes and ask "why" before "who."