Forgive me for jumping in the middle of this; the thought about slower than 0 has occurred to me a few times...and I have my 2 cents.
Yeah, it's all relative and stuff...but maybe there is just no movement. I'll just say that right now at my computer that I will stop movement within the universe. My chair along with Earth, the solar system, and the galaxy will fly away (i don't know how fast though). If I had a guess, I'd be going the average speed of everything. From the central point where the universe formed from...at creation or the big bang or whatever it's called, everything was pushed out in a somewhat uniform sphere. Where this sphere originated is what I would think zero movement would be.
But that's beside the point.
We know that the speed of light is relative. I slows down in water and glass...which is how it's refracted...and it's been sped up and stopped altogether in labs (at least, thats what they say).
Okay, so now I'm going to go the speed of light. According to Einstein I will have infinite mass.
Wait, though...is the speed of light 186000 mi/s...or have I already gone faster than the light did when it was stopped in that lab. I don't really remember achieving infinite mass.
What this could mean, though, is that in our realm everything is going close enough to our own speed that we can interact with it.
While stopped, then, I may enter a new realm. In this realm the speed of light could be the same relative to their speed, but now I am moving in their realm. I will still exist in our present realm, but infinitely small. Again, I could go 186000 mi/s and enter a realm that we cannot interact with because we are infinitely small to it.
It's simple really, I'm just not sure I believe it.